Daily reminder that going to work KILLS YOU:
>brain damage due to waking up early to an alarm
>increased risk of car acident
>being sit all day in a chair
>eating fast food and chewing quickly
>sharing bathrooms with lot of people
i am not advocating to be a neet
but at least consider reducing the number of hours you work a day
>b..but i want to serve my boss, i want to get ill just so he can get money
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dont come with the "spaniard lazy unemployed" meme
Ban assault alarms.
Surely you have much more important shit to do with your time such as shitposting in a Chinese toon forum
>rote-repetitive task kill neural pathways
>breathing others' germs increases risk of illness
>workplaces are stress chambers, as well as it being contagious
>time-wasting for something that will likely meaning and never be remembered
the brain stores memories and "re-maps" itself during the last part of the sleep cycle, and interrupting this (through waking early) damages the brain... literally
it's why you remember dreams only when you wake early / earlier than optimum -- your brain is 're-filing' shit and in order to do so, it creates dreams using the available information in order to not disrupt the sleeping process
i am awaken everyday at 6:00
always in the middle of a dream
how much am i dying?
>I can't work or I'll die WAAAH
But its true though, that's why I only work part-time.
Why would I listen to a stupid treasure drowning spaniard your colonialism is weak as fuck son
it's no use OP
Sup Forums likes to serve the jew
>brain damage due to waking up early to an alarm
I'm a NEET and wake up at 6am everyday after getting over 8 hours of sleep. not all of us stay up until 3am watching yu-gi-oh reruns, loser
>i enj-enjoy getting a brain cancer so i can be in the job at 6:30 so my boss can earn money
>its my duty
>working in an office kills you
ftfy
yawning in public is seen as impolite
because while the boss is sleeping in bed cozily
you are drinking your toxic coffee to remain awake
and when he comes back to work at midday
he wants to laugh at you by banning you to express the fact you are begging for sleep to cure your neurons
No, no I agree with what you're saying. We don't do it right, here. We work long hours for not enough salary and benefits, while vehemently defending those actions which cannibalize workers and increase competition, to stack the economy in the employer's favor, so that fifty men fight for a single grain of rice. Just a few key changes like guaranteed holidays and leave and we're good.
The biggest downer is seeing people defending stuff like importing dixie cup labor that hurts their jobs, or chastising you guys for having a reasonable work/life balance, despite they themselves not seeing the profit of those long hours, or defending stuff like unpaid internships and calling this generation "entitled" for demanding nothing more than what their fathers and grandfathers were guaranteed as workers. It's the gullibility that really gets under my skin, about us.
wagecucks on suicide watch
web entrepreneur masterrace here
Yes, be a poor welfare boom isntead.
not everyone is as redpilled as Spaniards and your tradition of siesta.
Other European countries actually built shit though. Spanish just stole massive amounts of gold from the americas. But you were so dumb. You gave it away to Jewish merchants to buy shit like furniture from France, Belgium, and Holland.
You are barely 1st world. Maybe if you guys worked more your society wouldn't be so shitty.
I'm just ribbing a bit though, I really do envy the Spanish siesta and I hate our workaholic culture.
when do you go to sleep?
I just hate the virulent strain of defending it for no purpose. Like a self-justified religion. If the people actually saw the income they produced with those hours, that's one thing but so many salary guys here will detest things like guaranteed holidays and keeping work at work, unless paid overtime to some degree for working those 60+ hour weeks.
Always found UK work culture to be pretty good.
40 hour weeks (37.5 real work hours once you take into account breaks), paid holiday as standard, good maternity AND paternity leave.
Where I work at the moment they really don't care what the fuck we do as long as work gets done. Yesterday like 90% of the team sat around watching the footy on their monitors. I also get to work from home 2 days a week.
Bloody hell, it's literally the same here in Western Herzegowina where I work.
>brain damage due to waking up early to an alarm
I work 2nd shift, I wake up when I want to. Haven't used an alarm in years.
>being sit all day in a chair
I work as an electrician and never sit in a chair at work.
>eating fast food and chewing quickly
The fuck? You're really grasping at straws here. I bring my lunch to work, rice, beans, broccoli and chicken. There is only one guy in my crew who ever eats fast food. And that is on Fridays when he eats taco Bell.
>sharing bathrooms with lot of people
Honestly user, straws, it's what you're grasping at.
>b..but i want to serve my boss, i want to get ill just so he can get money
Yeah, that's how people see their relationship with their career. /Rolleyes
There are a multitude of reasons to be against "work" but your reasons are shit. Try a lot harder next time or why even bother?