The Human Spider? That's the best you got? That's fucking gay dude

>The Human Spider? That's the best you got? That's fucking gay dude

WHOA WHOA WHOA
What was Raimi thinking?

raimi is a fucking madman

>The Human Holocaust? Pffft! Get the name of something that actually happened, kid.

Raimi what the fuck

>That scene where Uncle Ben started ranting about how many gooks he stacked in Nam
Bit of a odd choice of last words after getting shot but Im glad it made the cut

I don't seem to recall that scene. What edition did you watch?

You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.

For this month

I liked the reference to Doc Oc in that line

>we used to stack gooks like you EIGHT feet high

>Peter? Don't you fucking dare tell Harry you oven dodging fuck

How the fuck did Raimi get it past censors?

I was more unsettled by the amount of furry porn that fell out of his glider. Exactly which secret was Norman begging Peter not to divulge?

In the uncut version he actually had a boner while hanging there. His secret is his knifeplay fetish

>'Bout time, where were you? Goddamn camel jockey runs a plane into the twin towers, and we don't have pictures!

The meme that never gets old

>Peter, now that the homecoming dance is coming up, I think we need to discuss the concept of affirmative consent. Remember, as long as she feels she was raped, it's rape.
>Now get out of my car, I gotta pick up my wife's son from basketball practice.

>With this tritium, I can finally give the third mushroom to those fishy looking rice eaters

HOLY shit, how in the world is this movie still on shelves

>that part where Doc Ock decides that saving the lives of the innocent outweighs the destruction of all jews in the city

it was actually quite the touching moment really

>You wanna know why I dress up like a Vulture? Because as a straight white male I'm afraid that my children will grow up without unearned privileges merely because of their white skin.

They went too far in the opposite direction

>that scene where peter eats a hot dog after seeing the world trade center collapse
i still believe it was just a misplaced edit.

>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility, Rudyard Kipling called it 'White Man's Burden'. Myself I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks... It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The day of the rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party.

Raimi really went all out in this scene, such a good twist to Ben's character

terrible unfunny shit, take a lap

nice dubs

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS THIS MEME IS FUCKING AWFUL IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S NOT CLEVER IT'S JUST FUCKING SHIT THERE IS NO WAY THAT ANYONE FINDS THIS FUNNY SO FUCKING CUT IT OUT YOU GODDAMN AUTISTIC RETARD

It's pretty funny tbqh

>THIS MEME IS FUCKING AWFUL IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S NOT CLEVER IT'S JUST FUCKING SHIT THERE IS NO WAY THAT ANYONE FINDS THIS FUNNY SO FUCKING CUT IT OUT YOU GODDAMN AUTISTIC RETARD

kind of like what you just posted?

The only Sup Forums meme worse than this one is the "made up scene where the movie title appears in dialogue" shit

It's one of the better memes around here senpai.

I think those are hilarious

Trust me, I know what memes are funny

>I wish that we could rid NYC of its gook filth, Peter. Back in 'nam, I burnt so many of the charlie bastards alive with my M2 flamethrower - they had to name a brand of boiled rice after me.

Raimi didn't hold back there.

fix the damn door hothead

You are 15 and ruining this board

fuck I wish I could come up with something as funny as some of you guys post, keep them coming please.

movie title meme is fun
this is just 15 year old shit "LOL NIGGER REALLY RAIMI?"

this guy gets it. BvS threads, HOWEVER, dullest franchise, pizza time, BANE?, racist raimi, are all great memes.
the best meme to ever come out of Sup Forums, aside from BANE? obviously, is vinceposting.

>let die the woman you love?
>or let a pack of nigger children live?

>CHOOSE, HERO.

I can't believe he let Mary Jane die so he could go slaughter those black kids.

...

>and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong

The scene where venom gets lynched by a crowd of new Yorkers was a little unsettling

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>that flashback when peter puts on the black spider-man suit and uncle ben gives a long tirade about how blacks are physically superior but intellectually stunted due to their close resemblance to apes

It was a different time.

>using hothead outside of baneposting

You morons can't even meme correctly, no wonder you find this shit funny

This meme is one of three reasons I ever visit this board. The other two reasons are also this meme.

oh shit he's calling you out, memeoff time

To be quite honest with you senpaitachi, this meme is like browsing a humor page on Facebook. A lot of people think it's LOL so funny, yet it is absolutely reddit.

>reddit likes this meme

Mystery solved

>t. reddit

>>Ben looks directly at the camera

this part always gets me

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I wish Sam "Rapey" Raimi would fuck you to death, you kike nigger bastard.

LMAO he said le n*gger LOL classic meme :)

>how can I show them im not reddit and racism is wrong? I know ill use a reddit meme in a cringepost

Whoa did raimi write this post?? xD
Upvoted my friend

It truly was a different era.

Spiderman swings on helicopter, camera zooms out and focuses on helicopter, it ain't me starts playing.

>giving the benefit of the doubt to Sam "the holocaust was funny, thanks for the money" Raimi

wake up sheep

>"You mean you learned to play jazz like an old nigger just to impress your dyke redhead ex-girlfriend? It was all for her?"

This line really made me rethink Gwen's character

lol such an EPIC meme feedback on mine?

Spiderman: "Hey you fucking nigger shit get back here so I can kill you"

thoughts?

>Peter Parker: [voiceover]
>Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... (((somebody))) lied.

I just watched the movie with my deaf brother and this was in the closed captions? What's going on here? Some kind of glitch?

Wow did raimi sneak in a roman salute there?

I think Peter would have had a better time in high school if he stopped wearing black face every day. At the very least he would have gotten a better seat on the bus

Its one of the best memes on here boi

Do you honestly not understand the joke?

WHOA how the fuck did this one get past the test audiences?

>"Back to formula"
>Camera cuts to a blueprint of Auschwitz
What did Raimi mean by this?

>posting the fake screenshot

Mellow out, dude.
Unironically one of my favorite memes.
Raimi is so pure and old school that the perversion of his classic Hollywood aesthetic always brings a smile to my face.

Worst fucking meme ever

kys

>I was too young to see these movies so when people discuss something I don't know it's a meme

>Didn't fix the aspect ratio

You had one job, user

>I'm a mean one, punk bitch.
>You really are a queer.
>You're have cummies in your tummy,
>You're as faggy as a faggot.
>Punk bitch.
>You're a dumb nigger
>With a greasy black skin.
>You're a faggot ass, punk bitch
>Your ass is full as an overflowing cup.
>Your brain is full of dicks,
>You've got jizz in your toes
>Punk bitch
>You're a gay one, punk bitch.
>You're a nasty, wasty none heterosuxual male.
>Your heart is full of unwashed gooks
>Your breakfast bowl is full of nut punk bitch.
>The three words that best describe you,
>Are, and I quote: "Gay. Nigger. Faggot."
>You nauseate me, punk bitch
>With a noxious super nos
>You're a fucking homo and,
>You drive crooked cocks into you
>Punk bitch!
>You're a three layered burrito
>And shit sandwich,
>With seman sauce!

Jesus Christ seriously?! How was Raimi able to get away with this?

>unfunny meme posts
>LOL my internet friends posted a quote that said nigger, but they didn't say that in the real movie xD
>discussion

Kill yourself, right now, fucking idiot

The extended scene where Peter tests out whether his dick can shoot web as well. The close up shots of Peters dick hole were a little unnecessary but all in all it did a good job of highlighting Peters transformation.

man that wouldn't fly well today with all the feminists and sjw on tumblr

t. meme connoisseur

neck yourself you autistic kike

if you don't like them you're free to GOOOOOOOOO!

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why don't they like seeing my unfunny trash multiple times every single day

It's a fucking shame that you and every other 12 year old in this thread who finds this stupid shit funny wasn't aborted.

nigger

'The 'How did Raimi get away with that?' meme is terrible meme' is the worst meme of all time.

raimi didn't write it, david koepp did

Really made me think

It does when people use it as a way to just say hate speech. It's supposed to be sly, clever or even seem like it was said in the meme.

OP however delivered, I lol'd

Drider?