What's the film equivalent of a new Metallica album?

What's the film equivalent of a new Metallica album?

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a new underworld movie

I doubt Metallica deserve an 11% for this new album.

It's decent but also it feels like they are missing out on something. But it's in no way a trainwreck.

So basically the film equivalent to that.

Mad Max

Been a fan since the Black album came out

The cover and past experiences make me not want to listen to this album

So Star Trek I guess

AJFA best 'tallica

>2017
>still listening to metallicia
Ishygddt

FACT: Kill 'em All best album

Literally every new Star Wars movie

This.

Citizen Kane
if you're talking about Lulu, anyway

u spelled ride the lightning wrong gaylord

What's the Obscura of cinema?

is there a film called "trying too hard"?

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Any Uwe Boll movie

thx bro

your are pretty much a faggot
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Their first five albums are all pretty damn solid

Came here to say this.

It's nothing more than jacking off all the old fans, but hey, it's better than the shit they put out beforehand.

I quite enjoy Ride the Lightening

it's not like there's a plethora of rock bands producing new music

UGHHHH

YEAHYUGH

This was unlistenable.

8 mile

listen to it again, friend. it's a literal masterpiece.

Too patrician for metal fans.

No user it was garbage.

i'm serious, listen to it again, but treat it more as a lou reed album than a metallica one. it's a damn fine swan song, and i guarantee you that within the next decade more will start to realize this.

The album you're looking for is It's the real masterpiece of avant garde rock.

at the very least, just relisten to the album's final 30 minutes, the tracks Dragon and Junior Dad. any artist should be proud to end their career with two like those.

Listen to the first CD of this new album and then stop.

Death Magnetic is a masterpiece compared to this shit. This feels like a hard rock album and not metal at all apart from 1 or 2 tracks.

And nothing against hard rock but damn do these tracks sound bland with pointless guitar riffs, no catchy vocals.

Sometimes when it feels like the song is picking up it goes way back down the drain

Obscura is a fantastic album. so is Lulu.

>buy the album
>every single picture on the booklet is these over used photoshop effect of them
FUCKING WHY

Spit the bone was the only track I likes.

It would be like forcing yourself to watch Suicide Squad just to see the Harley Quinn scenes.

Whatever Paul Wank Shit Anderson makes next
Both those audiences are tailor made for each other

Weak films, weak music
And both are overproduced by overpaid fuckwits who just don't give a flying fuck any more because they're too famous and respected among monthly music magazines
Those same magazines who rate white middle-aged Strat blues like it was going out of fucking style
Those absolute vaginas who staff guitar shops also have to die
In fact, fuck you all in your throats
If you actually enjoy music post 2005 you're beyond help at this juncture

One of the best intro songs ever. Why cant they write music like that again?

They had an intro streak because FFWF, Battery, and Blackened are all best songs off their respective records.

>It would be like forcing yourself to watch Suicide Squad just to see the Harley Quinn scenes
I was planning on doing that tomorrow. Should I not?

Hardwired's opening track was brilliant too... and then album goes down from there

I love Death Magnetic's opening

Too bad so much of her scenes was cut out and not put back for the extended cut

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Don't listen to bullshit, listen to fucking Turbo from Poland, best thrash I've heard in years

And then the album goes down from there.

Sadly Metallica is one of the weakest-sounding metal bands going, because they are recorded by (and have their records produced by) COMPLETELY DICKLESS CUNTS, who frankly don't know what the fuck they are doing.
Say what you want about Bob Rock, but that fucker could make a sonic record.

Jared was very captivating as the Joker but the theatrical cut got rid of too much of him.

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We need another extended cut

>Judas Kiss
>Suicide and Redemption
Some of the best songs Metallica has ever done

I love Death Magnetic but Hardwired is so bad unfortunately

>listening metallica when actual trash exists
different to you guys i actually control my nostalgia

>Muting the new bass player on the Justice for all album
What the fuck was their problem?

It was pottery for Cliff Burton.

Vektor is great but you're acting like a queer and sound like an ESL.

Recharging the Void is the best song of 2016.

>that cover
Holy shit

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Any MCU movie

Rock is shit, so glad is dead.

one with no arc and quickly becomes tireing and you fail to distinguish one scene from teh next

so basically any CGI shitfest movie with shaky/blurry action scenes

The deluxe edition cover though

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That image gave me aids.

What is the No Love Deep Web of Cinema?

BvS

>disturbing
>ugly
>concerning
>but actually brilliant

I'd angle for a David Lynch movie probably.
Maybe Tarantino if d.grips is too mainstream now and people only like them because it's a black guy with a pentagram on his chest and lyrics about fucking nazis.

>d.grips is too mainstream now
what the fuck did I just read

I always felt gaspar noe was the cinematic equivalent of death grips

John Wick

check out the death grips youtube channel and there you will find normies trying to meme
But honestly it's hard to mad about people appreciating one of my favorite bands
When I hear death grips in a shopping mall, then I know it's over

>opening track was brilliant too
it was garbage and went even further down hill from there

what is a "pointless guitar riff"?

Star Wars: TFA.

That's a mighty hipster sentiment fan.

>if
Go to bed user.

Also, they're entry level deep at best. The local frats like their music for parties.

>a music video was the cinematic equivalent to an album not featured in the music video

????

>Metallica
>they stopped being a metal band since 1990

Isn't this like the shittiest band ever? With that guy who's total shit on the drums?

t. nine year old

That's a correct nine year old

because they're completely out of touch old white dudes

>Death Magnetic was a masterpiece compared to this

The fuck? Spit Out The Bone alone is better than anything on DM. Its like they refined what they were trying to do with DM on HWTSD

>arguing about the most subjective area of entertainment ever