/mlb/ general - ALL ABOARD edition

TB: Alex Cobb (toe) could rejoin rotation Tuesday
PHI: Odubel Herrera (hamstring) might go on DL
CHC: Cubs expect Lester (lat) to miss 1-2 starts
STL: Wainwright (arm) heading back to STL for exam
TEX: Mazara drives in five, Rangers hold off Sox
STL: Fowler, Cardinals come back to top Pirates
NYY: Sanchez's homer, five RBI too much for Mets
MIN: Slegers pitches Twins to split in MLB debut
CWS: Reynaldo Lopez leaves with side tightness
MIN: Robbie Grossman suffers broken left thumb
WAS: Strasburg (elbow) expected to return Saturday
TOR: Justin Smoak breaks tie with late homer

Bad thread

Royals

3rd for insecure milquetoast dodcucks

1st pick

FPWP

Are the MARINERS! winning tonight?

Fuck. I ruined it. Now theyre gonna get swept

Yes
But so is LA.
Not the Dodgers, the red one

Be seeing you.

For me it's the Traindians

Astros "fans" out of absolute nowhere

Reminder that the Astros are the Mets, Angels, White Sox of Texas and the Rangers are the Yankees, Dodgers and Cubs of the Lone Star State.

Neither texas team have won rings so they're both pathetic

The White Sox are the Cubs of Chicago.

You mean the LA team in Anaheim?

>being the slightly better of two historically unsuccessful franchises in a state where baseball is at most the 4th most popular sport

Wow it's fucking nothing!

Mets at least won a world series unlike the Astros

>Implying Soccer or Hockey is more popular than Baseball in any state.

Have this (you)

>High school football
>College football
>NFL football

(You) don't know how to count

Reminder that the Texas Rangers are THE premier franchise of the AL West.

>rags

You're counting those 3 levels of Football as different sports? That's cheating.

blow it up

lmao

fuckn disgusting cube fans

booing montero who helped them win an eries

you faggots truely are scum

fuck all of you

>Not booing a faggot who decided to question the manager publicly and then blame the pitcher for his own fuck ups.
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Dead as disco Friday afternoon gamethread

Sup Forumsstros

You tell 'em fellow lifelonger!

...

Did I strike a nerve?

Nothing wrong with being a life long fan since September 2015

This

Tonight's line, guess the player:
CG/0 R/2 H/0 BB/ 13 K

greinke

travis wood

Wrong

*sweeps an entire month*

The Mets are so terrible that it's not even fun to trash them anymore. It's just sad and pathetic.

Go go white sox!

James Shields

Jesus Christ, nobody gives a shit about your shitty team. They are not even last in their own division.

Why are Mets fans perpetually whiny attention whores?

Wrong

Reminder that Nolan Ryan won his only ring with the Mets

Juego G

>you
Not a Mets fan you stupid. I just miss the copy pastas.

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

Don't think so

I know. I miss posting them, but it's like shooting a decomposed horse in the nuts. The dead horse doesn't care and it's a waste of ammo.

Here's one just for you user. Ya know, for the nostalgia feels.

>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

> remember that we traded Nolan Ryan and Tom Seaver away for fucking nothing.

If he had stayed, his elbow would have assploded.

Corey "in the house" Kluber

Remember back in March, when everyone predicted that the >mest would win the NL East?
Sniff. Good times. Sniff. Good times. Sniff.

>happ getting roughed up by the cusb
>but struck out ian happ 3 times in 3 ab

kek

Ding ding ding

>Agon back\
>Segedin down to Triple A

HAHA

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

-cubes repeat as champions
or
-yankees win the world series
or
-dodgers win the world series and kershaw wins eries mvp

pick your poison brehs

None will happen so I don't understand your post

yankees are the most likable team you listed, and im not a yankees fan

habbenig

*gets btfo*

>giobusto
Why are the whos fans so excited about a bust? They're so pathetic.

Rays shit offense gave this team false hope, but I already knew that.

>this picture triggers the Croatfag

>tfw he gets up
Just another reason why we should have drank the bleach.
This team is nothing but pure suffering and no one harder harder than us.
Giolito is going to be the reason.

>whos traded Adam Eaton for two certified busts
Why do the Nationals always win?

They don't win the NLDS.

salty whoscuck detected.

Wrong.

give jays your power bros

no

It didn't work, clearly.

>Tepesch starting tomorrow

Double digit loss coming right up tomorrow. Thats it boys. Pack 'er up. Bandwagoners go home.

Why are nats fans always so upset with the whos

Give you a hint. Starts with Adam. Ends with Eaton.

>could have been a dynasty if there was no drugs during '86
>Could have won in '87 if team stayed
>Could have beaten the braves in that crappy NLCS
>Could have been champs in '06 if yadi didn't hit that home run
>Could have made the postseason if that collapse didn't fucking happen
>Could have won the world series against the royals if cespedes and duda weren't so incompetent
>Could have beaten the Cubs in a 5 game series if someone could have solved bumshit


This teams history is fucking shit, but we keep rooting for them. Hopefully success will come our way

Because he got injured in like april and he's been out ever since? How is that the whos fault?

Because gnats fans are upset that they lost two good prospects for an outfielder who's fucking dead at the start of the season

>traded Nolan Ryan and Tom Seaver for fucking nothing

I feel ur pain senpai

>good prospects
>busts

I think this entire franchise has been a history of "what if?". It's like we have so many issues with the team, yet we continue to watch them, expecting them to amaze or disappoint us

they won a ring in 86
stop crying

Oh ok. Are they calling them busts too because of that and because they're not in the nats farm anymore? Because it's starting to sound like they're really petty

>evil empire
>likable

I'm a Nats fan and I couldn't care any less about the Whos. I still like the trade. I liked it the day it happened and I still do. What happened to Eaton was just bad luck and we have him for a few more seasons for a good price. Giolito will never amount to anything unless he learns how not to be a pussy when things don't go well. He's just not tough enough to make it in the bigs at this point. Lopez is decent, but probably best suited to the pen. Dane Dunning was the guy that hurt to give up, but he's still a couple of seasons away.

Proud sponser of the 2017 Chicago white sox organization

>le no movement on his fastball man

Good night, sweet NL

A ring that was 30 years ago makes the fanbase restless to win again.

Handsome GOAT coming through.

>Could have beaten the Cubs in a 5 game series if someone could have solved bumshit
This is why the Cubs won the worlds series and you lost to a meth fueled baby league team the previous year.

I thought it was a down arrow?

brehs

It's a tanker, just like the team

We still would have kicked your asses

How many games worthy of their own thread today, user?

What a goddamn waste.

Orioles/Angels
Mets/Marlins - to see le dinger lad at-bats
Red Sox/Yankees
Tigers/Dodgers - for the tears when they win again

indians keep rolling (just like this J i'm working on r/n)

>Game 3 blurry potato webm
Cubs lost that one in case you forgot, and Bumshit was even in line for the win until Romo blew the save forcing extras.

Cueto, Bumgarner, and even Matt fucking Moore had the Cubs under control. The Cubs didn't do anything against the Giants rotation that the Mets couldn't also do in a longer series. They only took a convincing game 2 from Samardshit and got to the fucking awful bullpen in game 4 in the 9th for a 4-run comeback.

tl;dr Cubs squeaked by the Giants and the Mets could have done the same thing if they had been in that position. And if the fuckawful 2016 Giants held the Cubs that close, last year's Mets could have beaten the Cubs in the NLDS too. The Cubs were no superteam.

The mets could have won the NLWC if familia wasn't such a massive faggot that just pitches a sinker till someone retarded enough grounds into a double play