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The Broken Man edition

this is bad

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its /prem/

what is this expression trying to convey?

amazing how conte loses one game and now everyone is saying hes a broken man

>ignoring his and Chelsea's antics the last few months

my iphones charger is broken lads

last season when they already had the season sewn up he would lose his shit when they drew/lost a game
could see the downfall coming then

Enjoy your stay

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kek, *triggers the /prem/ autist*, oh wait he already posted LMAO

Who will spurs sign next?

bale or martial i think

b-u-r-t-o-n

its disgusting how our league has to accommodate and simplify thicko foreigners like yourself

who blackburn rovers here la

what antics?

Foyth is back on apparently.

Then they'll sell Wimmer to West Brom for £15m despite never playing. They bought him for £4m. How the FUCK does Levy do it

what is /ptg/?

Who /hatesthebluenosescum/ here?

Dick em, Burton

Juan Foyth and Aurier. Barkley on the 31st on an amazing bargain for being injured.

They've started seig heiling in the streets

Proper grassroots Chelsea atmosphere imo

President Trump General on Sup Forums

>Aurier
Isn't he still banned from the UK for another year?

why no premier league game tonight?

>At £114m I'd sell him. Buy Dortmund's USA International wonderkid Christian Pulisic and Ousmane Dembele and still have change remaining to get the Ferry to Ireland for a boozy weekend.

This is a troll, right?

Yeah but he's appealing.

Because premier league matches on Fridays are stupid

no

I wouldn't say he is.

United should unironically get Robben

Play him fully one season and he's worth 30. He's better than Evans

Why? Better than football on a Sunday desu.

Conte is more depressing than Mou was before the axe came down.

If your team doesn't play in the afternoon on a weekend during the season then that weekend is a write off

I like going to a game on a Friday night, especially an away game.

better than a Monday night desu.

What's this tyranny?

COYS

weird poem but I like it, who's the author?

I hate this merger shit. You fucking /epl/ nerds make your own thread

Dale Enuch Mayol

You'd have to book a day off work though

>tfw no gf

What else would I do with my holidays?

your mums pussy is a write off

lmao fucking rekt

>£18 Mill for FUCKING MATUIDI

How come nobody other than Juve bidded for him? Bargain of the season without a doubt

Liverpool should take the money and run, coutinho is definitely not worth anything close to that and there's no chance he'll fix barcas problems

Takes a cunt to know one I suppose

How do Liverpoo fans feel about the whole Coutinho fiasco? It may not be as bad but it reminds me of the Payet fiasco at West Ham

Old, high wages and PSG fans seem to think he's shit

He's shit m8, he's a less technique Henderson

>Burton's mascot

Terrifying

Age is my only guess.

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what the fuck is wrong with his mouth

Villa did this at the end of last season

Hope they do it again

The bargain of the season was Neymar for free :^)

>Scannell to Burton

Not playing tonight is he?

He's a more technical Kante

sorry lad, I actually prefer /prem/

nope

isn't he the older, shitter zaha?

Yeah, he'd be a decent player but he's either thick as fuck or just can't be bothered to pay attention during games. Nice lad though desu.

More like a cosmopolitan Mousa Dembele.

lol

Like a smaller Steven Nzonzi

he's a less qt Kante

In the daytime I like Kante, but I think I like Blaise more at night. Blaise kind of gives me the creeps, but they're awfully nice creeps.

More like the alive Cheikh Tiote, haha?

lmao that nigga dead haha

What, when did Tiote die?

Not funny lad

Literally couldn't even point to Burton on a map

same

i think its on the river trent though right so i'd guess somewhere around stoke

They're usually in shopping centres

All I know is that you take the exit after Derby on the M1.

birmingham city look fucking shite

what operation will 'arry realise he desperately needs in early november?

>joe rogan stream not live yet
>2010
moron probably smoking a joint

Hip replacement and it will be late August at this rate.

Rogan used to have some good guests. Honestly he probably just got literal who's on 3 times a week so he could get to 1000 quickly.

>10th

Schalke used to be a competitive CL team, what happened?

>smoking a joint
A dick is as likely

is that a Norm reference user

Give me one single reason we shouldn't sell the traitorous manlet to Barca for 130m.

you just need to steal another one

controversial i know but i reckon burton might go down this season

I could but I'm a Midlands lad
I basically see it as Derby's little brother

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Why did you link a post that doesn't exist? Do you not know how to link on Sup Forums. What a nerd! Gross!

Oh my god!! That looks delicious!

You ok, champ?

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It's a bad idea, for one.

>we

thats right I think

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Think this lad is actually brain damaged.

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Barcelona's bids for Coutinho so far
>1st: €78m
>2nd: €98m
>3rd: €125m

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