>catching a longass flight cross country
>see a movie I want to watch
>look around me
>everyone else watching the latest avengers movie
>have to watch it too so i don't look autistic
I fucking hate this feel, why can't people who fly have taste in film?
>leaving your comfy small town
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
i just stare at the screen that tell shows your flight trajectory, wind speed (in knots!), distance until destination, etc., for 5-6 hours or however long it is
I use my phone for that, even shows where I am on the map.
Only children and autistic basement-dwellers watch capeshit. But nice try.
>>have to watch it too so i don't look autistic
Have you lost your damn mind? Did they pay for your ticket? Use your time however you like.
These people won't even see you again once you depart.
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>have to
spotted the retard
I had some hot chick next to me on a train and I just watched the battle scenes from Game of Thrones
I could smell her getting wet desu.
>browsing the tv program selection
>dance moms
>sweat furiously wondering if anyone would notice me watching
>decide to watch the flash instead
I wish they had a fold out canopy of some sort so people couldn't see what I'm watching.
how the heck can anyone enjoy movies on these tiny ass screens and headphones that cramp up your ears that just give you shit audio anyway
>not watching kino from the Classics section and ordering scotch so the hot stewardess knows how patrician you are
>not constantly re-watching a censored version of whiplash on a 14 hour flight to dubai
fucking pleb
What films do they usually have in the Classics section?
>on flight to Australia by myself
>ask stewardess why I can't watch a movie
>She says, sorry sir we have a no singles policy
>Stare at the black screen for 12 hours
>black screen
lmao cuck
I watched Citizen Kane on an Air Leaf flight last year
The original spider man, Bruce almighty, frozen
And how do they make literal billions, then, you stupid fuck?
>watching some shitty horror/thriller
>mother sitting next to me with her daughter contacts hostess and tells her that the movie im watching is scaring her daughter
>hostess tells me to turn it off or pick something else
>tell her no, I paid for my ticket and I should be able to watch whatever is on the headrest tv
>larger male hosts come and tell me I have to move down to the back of the plane
>agree reluctantly assuming I can just finish the flick there
>get there and there's no headrest tv
last fucking time I fly qantas
>ordering scotch on flight
>implying
unless you are riding on business or first the best scotch they got are either red or black label.
I've only been on a plane one time and that was over 10 years ago.
Other than that I've never been outside of Minnesota or North Dakota
Checked. But you're a retard for taking the bait so hard
what her daughter sexy?
I hate how airlines started getting the idea they could charge people to use iPads.
>pull out my scamsung to watch some yify rips on flight
>stewardess tells me that I either have to pay $10 to use on of their iPads or I have to put mine away
How the fuck can they get away with this?
>flying Emirates
>I've heard good things this should be alright
>turn off headrest t.v. turn on my 3ds plug in headphones
>Its a me!
>woohoo!
>BOING!
>Hot girl next to me pokes her black boyfriend while snickering
>he leans over and pulls out my headphones
>"nigger you ain't seriously playing that Mario shit are you?"
>i apologise and sit in awkward silence for the rest of the 9 hour flight
What the fuck is wrong with you. But no she had shitty curly hair and was probably jewish.
They can't kick you out the door. Tell them to fuck or a yell a austistic reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you are missing the part where she suck him off and then spit out his cum onto your 3DS.
They can have you arrested when you land though.
They kicked me out the door. They said something about me not being on the "flight plan."
>he actually uses the in flight tv
>not bringing you ipad + beats and Watching your kino in crystal clear 1080p and 5.1 DTS quality.
Get the fuck off my board.
>arrest you for not using there shitty service
Wat
If you scream and shout and kick up a storm like that poster implied would be a good idea.
>ipad
>beats
>beats
almost had me
>not replying with "You aren't seriously trying to mug me on a plane, are you nigger?"
They came in the iPad bundle my mom got me and they are actually very good.
kek
>>have to watch it too so i don't look autistic
I have some bad news for you.
>adult male playing video games out in public
>nigger touching the guy's stuff
Who was in the wrong here?
How do airlines often have films still in cinema on their in flight tvs and why can't netflix or other companies make these arrangements?
I hope rogue one is on the plane when I catch it next week.
Kek
who cares
>watching some random movie with a reasonably interesting synopsis on the plane
>sex scene
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's like the feeling of watching a sex scene with your family magnified by 10.
Me too. Makes the time fly by, especially on a long haul 10+ hr flight.
>look up dance moms expecting fit, sweaty moms
>it's fucking little girls
You find new ways to disappoint me every day.
who /no deoderant and gym before take off/ here?
watching normies squirm and cover their noses is hilarious.
>riding coach
>not riding business class at the minimum
>not scoring on the flight attendants (Note: Don't do this with American ones)
how do you afford business?
>not reading the imdb parental guidance page for every movie ur gona watch in public
cmon son
Having a non-Mcdonalds job
>work at an arcade for almost 2 years at 8 bucks an hour
>mfw Taco Bell starts at 15 bucks an hour
was your manager a kike
There's nowhere to do a penis inspection on the plane.
>not putting a pillow on your lap and looking like pic the whole time
wow normie
You guys stay awake on plane rides?
I take xanax or valium for the ride and sleep. Anxiety is the worst
>not riding coach for those comfy fucking seats
I love the new ones they have on the 737-900. I try to fly on those whenever possible. Unf.
I hear they're on the 787 too but everywhere I want to fly is still on the '67 or Triple 7.
Like hell I'm gonna try and smuggle scheduled drugs onto a plane just to avoid some slight annoyance from bad film selection.
this actually happened?
nigger youre a faggot
>still
>777
nigger the triple is new as fuck
the best place to smuggle xanax for a plane flight is in your system.
I mean the routes dummy. There's far more 777s in the air than 787s.
yes of course there arent as many, the 787 is new as shit
Is this true? It's settled, I'm using Greyhound.
>not watching TDKR
Hahahahahahahhahha
My god what a stupid life you lead you dumb fuck hahahaha
>being dissapointed in that
I found the massive faggot cuck
>there are 3rd worlders in this thread that has never been on a plane
there were tits in whiplash?
>travelling to Iran
>Blue is the Warmest Colour is one of the available in flight films
This is why I love flying over the Pacific.
Every time you pass over and island, it's passing over thousands of people who think you're a bird.
>this is what the Concord passengers used to think while flying over Africa
>except sometimes the birds exploded
>>travelling to Iran
>having family to visit
Let me roll out the red carpet for you, Hollywood. Must be nice to have family that treats you like family.
What if the plane crashes and he's stranded on an island with them?
>tfw every time you fly over the Atlantic to the US you only see ice because you fly over Greenland
Family live here. Vacation and work is why you should fly.
>watch it too so you don't feel autistic
nigger, i love the tits off marvel movies. But seriously just watch what you fucking want holy shit.
Can anybody post that image of that user that had a guy in front of him watching the opening scene of tdkr?
They've got more meat on their bones, so fuck them. I won't be the first to die, I've spent enough time on /k/ that I know how to kill or moderately inconvenience a guy in 15 different ways by doing somersaults.
i want to see this as well pls
>have to watch it too so i don't look autistic
that mindset alone is autistic. whats the worst that can happen?
>Why arent you wwatching the new avengers hurr durr??
>ive already seen it
is it really that fucking hard
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no way this is fucking real, someone pls confirm
I have flown like 15 times this year and this was never the case. Must be some really low budget company he flew with.
>
> I know how to kill or moderately inconvenience a guy in 15 different ways by doing somersaults.
Keks
I remember taking a flight with these headrest tvs. they let you message people in other seats. Was quite amusing to send people chat requests mid movie making them have to click and hide the chat request to keep watching their movie. I wonder if the airline removed it.
manchildren have a lot of disposable income
Im not sure but I think Virgin still has it
I can remember one time, when me and my parents where flying to the maldives.
mid flight, at cruising altitude, the stewardess went through the aisle, asking kids if they want to see the cockpit. i looked up front, and the cockpit doors were opened.
it looked so surreal, like a completely different world, full of buttons and monitors and shit. the contrast between the cabin and the inside of the cockpit was amazing and stunning.
it was before 9/11 of course. i fucking HATE sandniggers.
Sandniggers are fucking shit
Me too. I like to be familiar with every flight plan I file with the agency.
whatever floats your boat but it's not quite my tempo, senpai.
>fly from australia to hong kong economy class
>spot an empty row of seats by the window a few seats back from me after everyone boards
>take my seatbelt off and run down the aisle while the plane is taking off
>dive into my new window seat while an air waitress runs to stop me
>refuse to return to my original seat and she eventually gives up
>scored the entire row for myself
>spend the rest of the flight lying on my air couch watching movies and eating snacks while basking in the misery of uncomfortable normies strapped into upright seats sweating their asses off
>even decided to play a little 'it aint me' from the music selections as we were flying over vietnam
AHAHAHA 4CAHN IS FULL OF RICH FUCKING NORMIES taking planes and shit what a bunch of fags
Fast and furious 7
>not watching the plane scene on repeat
You're too self-conscious, nobody gives a single fuck. On my last trans-atlantic flight I watched Chappie, Interstellar, and some other movie that I can't remember because I was on 2 hours of sleep.
>not taking sleeping tablets and drinking a few free glasses of wine and then passing out for the entire flight
plebs
>tfw cant get sleeping tablets
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA!