Dodgers Vs Tigers Game Thread

this lineup is a joke edition

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cant wait for adrian to be shit

i'd honestly rather have hill in the lineup over pederson

I remember a couple years back when all the regular commenters on popular Dodger blogs were slamming the idea of trading Joc for Giancarlo Stanton.

well that was pederson was actually worth something

At his best, he was a slightly above average CF if we bought into his defense.

>inb4 bellinger doesn't hit another HR for the rest of the season

stitch hell RIP

>Kek Medicine of USC

who's got the bingo card?

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>already 12 pitches
>no outs
fuck you hill

>Grand-lol

Gimme Barnes any day

>pederson

Joc's defense is literally the only thing keeping him in the lineup. Kike must be salivating.

claytons injury is the only thing keeping hill in too

Ryu could win his way into the 4-man playoff rotation over Hill.

Did Yossie ruin Joc?

Joc's defense isn't even that good. He's average.

oh shit
completely forgot about this
you might be right

Puig saved Joc as Joc started to hit well right after that. Looks like the affect has worn off though as he's back to being shit.

Joc actually hit better after he came back from that.

Then settled into a funk he's in now.

WELCOME BACK EL TITAN

BASED AEGON

>gonzales
dinky singles hitter

That's all we need from him at this point. The 5-7 part of the lineup was dead weight for a while.

M8 he just ripped a double off the wall

wow, even forsythe isn't as useless as joc
that just says something guys

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yeah, he had a decent june

Forsythe has actually had a good complete season. Jawk has not.

Joc sucks dick

Thank god for ChrisT

WHO CAN STOP HIM

CANT BEAT THE SEAG

THE DODGERS POWER UP WITH DH

Logan has been injured all season. He's finally healthy and contributing

The offense decided to get their rocks off earlier than usual tonight.

Well so has pederson

What a fucking mess this game is already

he's going to bumgarner himself doing that

Pederson was never good. His rookie 1st half was solid but he crumbled as soon as scouts figured him out.

How is Nomar even worse at live commercials than Orel?

i think he took losing the 2015 HR derby waaaay too personally

I fucking hate Joc so much. Isn't there ANYBODY that could replace him? Would rather call up Verdugo at this point.

I love the Detroit logo but the uniforms today are a bit of a bore. Needs a pop of color.

well it matches the city

Kike, Verdugo, and Ethier will all compete with him for playing time in September.

Puig and CT3 will always be in the lineup regardless.

they could adopt a rust / burned out factory theme

i think they should all just dress like robocop tb.h

Orange is part of their usual colors I thought.

Wonder why these home uniforms don't have any.

>Beautiful night
>in Detroit
pick one

he was just trying to be nice, user.

you don't have to be nice to Detroit
it knows how shitty it is

>mfw driving through detroit for the first time
>driving down michigan ave
>postapocalyptic wasteland
holy shit, there's tigers stadium

how long did it take before you got carjacked user?

Remember when Detroit wasn't a dump? Of course you don't, none of us were alive when that was the case.

Damn Belli almost picked it

locals looked too disoriented to carjack a go cart

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JOC!?

Holy shit Joc did something

Joc getting his monthly hit in.

Hey now, that was his second of the month!

Jesus christ, this is a laser show.

And Another

LITERALLY who can stop him?

Hey Detroit bros: why do you live there? I'm genuinely curious.

not a detroit bro, but the suburbs are fine. the city proper is zombieland

No. Already-ruined Joc almost ruined comeback Yossie.

What are your concerns going into October, doyerbros?

Personally, I'm concerned with the lack of quality lefty bullpen arms. I hope Watson or Cingrani can become that go-to guy, but they've struggled so far.

i'm concerned that because fox wont let spectrum broadcast the world series, they'll make the players blow each game

is it me or does rich hill kinda resemble george mcfly

upton just need a triple boys

Who /at the game/ here

Go dodgers

it's just you

>the fatty in front on you
kek

>if clayton doesn't point to you, he will throw your ball back
man, what a dick

he doesn't have to go and sign anything. if you're so desperate and toss something to him then it's on you.

hey detroitbros'
how's your bullpen been this year?

i was being sarcastic

well you fail at sarcasm, user.

i was being ironic then

Just got home from work. What'd I miss?

pederson wasn't useless for once

>What'd I miss?
5 dodger doubles

Lots of doubles.

2 from CT3

1 from Aegon, who is BACK

1 from Jawk (RARE)

Now you're just lying. Did he really? Still 1-267 this year.

mods are asleep post Double-Doubles

josh fields collapse happening?

Fields FFS

>Joe Davis mentions Fields' spotless August
>immediately gives up a moonshot

He's turning into the new Hatcher, I worry.

So elite sometimes and then so shitty. Leaving balls right down main street.

>why is that mechanical voice reading off game scores in the background?

What's your standard in-n-out order, anons?

>I ordered the double double and they gave me the double double double double

Don't got 'em in Michigan.

double double animal style no pickles, regular fries, and a lemon-up

a #1 with a strawberry shake

inb4
>strawberry shake
>faggot

Double-Double.
Animal style fries.
Water.

I get a strawberry shake occasionally.

their strawberry shakes are amazing user
also 3x3 with no tomaters and animal fries

My long lost brothers.

Their strawberry shake is a simple pleasure.

This Dick Enberg and Kirk Gibson booth combo is pretty boring