Anyone else feel like Miranda is some kind of Agent nightmare?
>cant act
>23 years old but looks 12
>not a single ounce of sexyness
>short
>unconventionally average looking
The only thing she has going for her is that shes a Nickelodeon graduate, how do you fucking sell this bitch to casting agents?
voice acting
>23 years old but looks 12
I can work with that
Porn
She looks prime for a sloppy face fuck with them lips
she's pretty hot bro. not even one of them filthy cunny posters.
She needs to find a high level script for a movie and go beyond as an actress like Halle Barry in Monster's Ball
>short
That's a bad thing?
>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>highest paid female child star of all time
>highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009)
>highest paid Nickelodeon star
>highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010)
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen
She is set for life. Sorry, Dan, but she doesn't need you anymore.
>23 years old but looks 12
Nope... She looks amazing.
Holy moly that make up is revolting
thats literally the point of OP's post, Miranda is stuck looking childish, I cant even see her having an adult role, or taking on more serious roles, shes stuck looking like a teenager that everytime they try to pass her off as someone her age she looks unrealistic as fuck
>short
Calling bullshit troll alert. Hollywood is mostly short Jews. The only time she's "too short" is when she's too old in the face to play a toddler.
F L A T
You can say the same for VJ
Only Arianna , Lizzie and Jennette seems to have struck work outside of tween shit.but it involve either fucking niggers or being a 'bad' girl.
I rather VJ and Miranda stay nigger free and try for indie studio films.
She just should try more film like The Intruders, but wih more adult approach, NC-17 rated.
vj looked in her 20s back in 2011
>23 years old but looks 12
>not a single ounce of sexyness
Pick one
Did Miranda really fuck all those guys and do massive gang bangs at USC?
VJ and Miranda both Lok similar in age.
Both have done flopped works.
Face it, you need to be degenerate or fuck a nigger to be casted into any roles but tween shit.
It's sad but I believe VJ and Miranda should stay their course and maintain their health because at the late twenties and thirties, their contemporaries would be aging and used up while they have maintained their youth and good will.
>23 years old but looks 12
I don't think that's a bad thing at Hollywood. No joke.
Victoria is a 10/10, but can't act to save her life. Miranda can act, but she doesn't have any chance to show it because she is always working at shitty sitcoms.
Saw her imdb, and she only has a Despicalbe me movie. Shame. She was so big with iCarly, but now her career is dead. What happened?
how short is she?
short women are hot to me.
Her feet could bring world peace
she should start doing BLACKED
Is there any money in those christian based films?
seems like a good fit.
iCarly is beloved by everyone as being the last legitimately good show to come out of Nick.
she is a 'good enough' comic actor and beautiful to look at.
there is no reason not to cast her as a series lead on one of the networks.
She is one of the most beautiful girls on the planet
Pretty much. Is she blacklisted?
...
Yea. You can thank Dan "The Man with the Van" Schneider for that.
Any proof or souce of this or is it the usual shitposting?
she didn't show up for that lifetime achievement award for dan at the KCA's
Yeah she could easily lead one of those 20-somethings sharing an apartment sitcoms. A lot of people would watch just because iCarly.
didnt some guy have nudes of her
WHIP THEM NIPS OUT
she was sexy in that school of rock movie
needs to successfuly transitions from "girl" to "woman" roles. it's hard to do; melissa joan hart couldn't do it, many have tried and failed.
what? elaborate
She was showing more skin at iCarly when she was like 13 that at her adult show at NBC. No wonder Crowded was canceled so fast.
goy made a thread two days ago posting a probably fake nude of Cosgrove. Looked good enough, would fap
>looks 12
>not a single ounce of sexyness
Saw it. OP posted some pic of a Miranda's lookalike and told us that he has Miranda Cosgrove nudes but he can't offert any proof of his claim. Nothing to see, sadly.
Her earmuffs used to be god tier
Then she became all anorexic
I'm gonna print her lips out and tribute them. brb
To be fair she was playing the prudish sister.
So lovely of you.
Yeah, it was a pretty bad choice. Miranda needs to fire her agent and get better roles.
>I cant even see her having an adult role
That might be because you're a fucking degenerate who watches kiddy shows and has her permanently categorized that way in your head. Having never seen any of the shit Cosgrove is in, she doesn't strike me as looking all that different from any other young female celebrity.
Jenette is the anal goddess. Liz Gillies is the anal princess, Victoria Justice is the anal student, eager to learn and give herself fully to you. Cosgrove has no place here, they're all taken.
Miranda is the legendary ghost of USC.
>tfw checking email for new roles
>nothing
>too old for Dan
>kids show stigma
poor thing
The ghost of USC
What's that?
the idiot is referring to ancient copypasta with no basis in reality.
mm... Can you post it, please?
no
She can't act has no charisma and is a 5/10 wood berry tho bet shes stretched from ear to ear from danny boy desu
You seem to be obsessed with people fucking black men.
>23 years old but looks 12
>not a single ounce of sexyness
Pretty sure these are mutually inclusive.
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>Miranda is stuck looking childish, I cant even see her having an adult role, or taking on more serious roles, shes stuck looking like a teenager that everytime they try to pass her off as someone her age she looks unrealistic as fuck
That didn't stop Ellen Page
>Melissa Joan Hart couldn't do it
That's why she's in tons of lifetime movies and had like 4 season of that Melissa and Joey that was a spinoff of the movie of Melissa and Joey?
You are so mean lol
Thanks, user. Fuckin hot. Any proof or source?
No you newfag, it's just a copypasta.
>Any proof or source?
do you actually think there is even a remote possibility that this is true?
I remember that. USC guy was great haha
Any new story?
A teen star being a coke out whore at college... Why not?
is there a term for women who remain looking like a kid?
>waxed forearms
...
Attractive
Ageless
JUST HER, NOW!!!!!!!
I miss her hairy arms. Good times.
She looks kinda ugly.
neotenous
>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at party
>Football team be at party too
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>They all go for it
>Too horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore
D-did this really happen? Did he fuck her after all the football players were finished?
What's wrong with her face.
She cucked Dan with the entire football team.
Bravo Miranda!!!
probably
She's not that cute but she has an amazing hair though
Don't forget her amazing lips sucking dicks and legs.
Is this the actress that was abused by that fat Hollywood pedo?
Allegedly, yes. Any proof about it though.
Also bumping for hot thread.
Will she ever get a good role? Will she be School of Rock the peak of the career forever?
Yeah post more Miranda fagets
bump for miranda posting
Like a female version of Elliot Rodger.
Yap, she's perfect.
bump
I'm pretty sure sure she isn't half-asian.