Is there a final consensus on what he should have said?

Is there a final consensus on what he should have said?

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>>Oh yeah? Yeah you like that *grabs into pants and starts flinging shit at her* Yeah you like this? Yeah, you think this is good? Yeah *continues throwing his shit at her* Yeah? Yeah you like this? This good? This French perfume? *Continues throwing his shit at her* Am I a monkey? Am I monkey? Yeah you want some more? Ooooh oooh ooh I'm like a monkey yeah? Dancing monkey? *Throws more shit*

Ironically, this shit throwing and reeing accurately describes your behaviour every single day.

>"that's funny, now it's time for my fantasy. Imagine your mother getting raped by a pack of niggers in an alley. Wipe that fucking smile off your face and imagine it for a second. Imagine her face of hopelessness while those huge meaty warm cocks penetrate her pink french pussy."

That's how it's done

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>6 months later
>Sup Forums still haven't figured a decent come back
FROG'D

>Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out. Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, and don't you dare turn around and come back, for if you do, all the armies of my boot will kick you in the teeth, and you will be cast up and thrown in the dirt and thrust back to Perdition! And as long as I have teeth, I will bite you! And if I have no teeth, I will gum you! And as long as I have fists, I will bash you! Now, get out of here ghost! Get out of here, ghost! Get out of here, ghost! Egh! YEOW! And it left!

Aww little mongoloid did a rape and nigger post as predicted.

He will probably post gay porn and farting images next to get the attention he craves.

He truly is a massive piece of shit.

baited for this exact response

He should've just said "fuck you" and walked away

>"Oh. That seems mean-spirited. I guess that's that French hospitality"

Not sure what this thread is about

>wanna go for a drink sometime?

Which identifies you and proves everything that mongo and co say about you.

Well done.

>"Huh, good thing you're fantasizing about Leo and Pitt, because I've had their sloppy seconds and you can't compete. You're the kind of girl we let the dogs fuck."

youtube.com/watch?v=UM12f0GBOx8

>How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

>It's probably because I'm Jewish isn't it? Wow, that's quite anti-sementic that you would say that but whatever. I mean you do come from a country that surrendered to Nazi Germany and allowed them to kill millions of us in your country and theirs.

>*pulls out 9mm*Oh whats wrong cat got your tongue? You stupid fucking bitch. Everyone sit down and shut the fuck up! See what you did? You got these people into a bit of a mess when you decided to open your whore mouth! Stop crying! You dont get to cry! Now suck on the barrel of my gun like the whore you are*puts gun in her mouth* Yeah thats right deepthroat my gun. *pulls trigger*

>wow, it's like the Dreyfus affair all over again!

>Excuse me Madam. No I don't mean madam as in the queen of a whorehouse I mean madam as in a fair maiden. Look and no I'm not forcing you to look you can do what you please, it's 2016 afterall. Anyway what you said to me was pretty rude, although I do respect your right to say it and womens rights in general. Anyway it still hurt my feelings and I would like with your consent for you to apologize. If you do not want to though that's fine as I am pro choice even when it comes to conversations. Thank you.

token transgender and token black in same shot
the black is a qt3.14

>jonah hill gets picked on by french talk show weathergirl or something
>she effectively said that in her fantasy he could make her laugh, but then fuck off while she banged his mates brad and leo
>jonah hill did not have an effective response, he just kind of froze and looked a bit hurt and confused
>the whole world goes nuts for a minute and makes her tweet an apology for ugly-shaming or whatever you'd call it, which is obviously just going to make jonah hill feel even smaller
>Sup Forums enjoys a series of mock-hysterical threads in which they role-play as sperglords fantasizing about jonah hill constructing the "perfect" witty banter comeback to what she said
>there are unironic replies in these threads
>there are trolls attempting to troll the unironic repliers as mock-feminists
>there are possibly also some totally oblivious legit man-hating feminists, who gleefully think they're witnessing actual manboy tears and lap it up, but we'll never know (according to poe's law)

It kind of ruins the joke when you lay the whole dynamic out like that but at least there's a little creativity to this meme sometimes, and they're tangentially related to the board's topic.

I'm British and so banter is one of my special racial traits. As a Brit, all I do is drink tea and watch panel shows. As such, I actually know the best reply Jonah Hill could have possibly said, but I'll leave it.

Wtf I hate Germany now

>British banter a racial trait
>not Australian or Canadian

nice try nigel

>canadian
7/10.

No it doesn't, I'm a positive person.

THE JERK STORE CALLED

He's seen as a little bitch. Nothing he could have said could have freed him.

Obligatory Bradd Pitt Roasting him moment:
youtu.be/UzlJ7kKdHcw?t=3m13s

australia sure, canada tho?

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""role-play""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Show me which Jonah comeback post you think is heartfelt and sincere.

>"For you."

Nothing.

i winced a little

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>"You are objectively correct, I am fat and unattractive and women like you who have functioning eyes and olfactory systems are repulsed by the idea of copulating with me. Now I must leave and continue my wearisome trudge through life, hopefully my morbid obesity will bring death soon because while I am too much of a fat coward to take my own life, I can no longer bear the Sisyphean struggle that is my daily existence."

>That comment, which I can only assume is derived from your female nature, could be very hurtful if given to anyone else than an adult such as me. I am very serious when I say to you that you are lucky, roastie, lucky that I am an adult and can handle such derogatory comments aimed at mine own person. I deeply regret, as the gentleman that I am and hence able to absorb such outlandish remarks, to inform you that I will not recommend your show to anyone of my colleagues. Good day, roastie scum.

>P.S. My bags may be full of subway, but at least they're not bags of sand, such as yours, whore.

deserves a (You)

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>...and you, you put your arms around my neck like, okay that'll do. smile! jeez. put your hand on my arm... naturally. don't look at me like that, it's called direction! you want to be an actress don't you? well you'll have to learn how to take direction! for fucks sake what is THAT face? do i smell bad? never mind! just stay still and be quiet while i get into character
>*click*
>NOOOOOO! you! get out, we'll just do me with three girls, no i'm not fucking joking, get the fuck out! right, again!

>there are actual audio recordings of this

This guy is so fucked up

>*unsheates katana*
>pssshhhh .... notingh personel , kid .......

Bitch you dont make a lick of sense.

>FUCK YOU BITCH I BET YOU FUCK BLACK PEOPLE, IM NOT GONNA TALK WITH DISGUSTING NIGGER LOVERS.
That sounded pretty resonable.

Didn't we all agree on the response where he grabs a bunch of guns?

his actual response was pretty good

making fun of her job (weathergirl) and cancelling his remaining interviews in france

classic

Girl in the back doesn't even want to go in for a proper hug, just resting her hands there hoping the cameraman will take the shot so she can let go.

Jonah just feels like a forced celebrity. Like some millionaire father paid for him to experience being a movie star.

>Canada
>Not Ireland

"i don't appreciate that comment and don't think it's funny. I've researched you before hand and it seems like you try to insult your guest with mean spirited comments as a form of humor. It's not funny, you aren't funny, and you should be ashamed of yourself. No I'm not joking, stop smiling. You should feel shame , I took my time to be on this show, I didn't have to, but I took time out to be on this show and you say a comment like that. It's uncalled for and it's mean spirited. Being a jerk isn't funny. It's low form humor, and it's something you relied on your whole career as a crutch. I'll continue the interview, I just want you to know I didn't appreciate that comment and lost all respect for you and your career right now. Lets go, next question"

>"Jonah Hill sexist? Questions raised after he went on a man-baby tantrum after innocent joke from female presenter"

Australian """""banter"""""" is just being racist and saying "fuck" and "cunt" a lot. It's pretty unoriginal and annoying desu.

How about you fuck off you stupid cunt?

But I'm just the cook

In all seriousness.

>Thats funny cause I actually have the same dream, only instead you leave the room and me brad and leo facefuck each others asses.

kek

it just works

That should've been it. Shame no one noticed you.

>a
>fucking
>leaf

The camera slowly zooms into his face as he looks into it and a single tear rolls down his cheek.

>haha please don't say that again

>H-ha well the jerk store called, they're all out of you!

>*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFT