RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP
>Sat 19 Aug
22:00 Australia v NZ, ANZ Stadium, Sydney
>Sun 20 Aug
03:05 RSA v Argentina, NMBS, Port Elizabeth
MITRE 10 CUP WEEK 1
>Thurs 17 Aug
North Harbour 19-17 Otago
>Fri 18 Aug
Tasman 0-39 Canterbury
>Sat 19 Aug
Hawke’s Bay 24-16 Southland
Taranaki 34-29 Waikato
Counties Manukau 16-14 Auckland
>Sun 20 Aug
14:35 Northland v Bay of Plenty, Toll Stadium, Whangarei
16:35 Manawatu v Wellington, Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North
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Wonder if Matt is watching...
Can see Aus winning this.
>Hanigan
literally who?
...
>All these assblasted poopeelanders
All because I was RIGHT that McGOATsee would start
requesting webm of the prop (sio?) running past mckenzie while his arms flail like a girl
I'm ready for some involuntary cultural enrichment. Are you?
This.
Gonna be dropping some sweet Gordon Bray-isms lads. Enjoy the quality of free to air rugby commentary.
>that moisture on hoopers face
dude looks like a burn victim
Welcome to poopeelia.
t. fatt
where's the other Madden brother?
welcome fellas
This is your average Poo Peeland intelligence lads.
My favorite fact about Sydney is that's where the first crims were deported to.
>And they complain about the haka
>uncle
>not greasing yourself up before a game of rugby
Is like you don't even want to be a slippy little fella
They auto tun the anthems now?
>Singing a national anthem in a shitskin language first
Imagine being this cucked lads
You'll notice that new zealanders were allowed to stand within 20m of the elder though. That's because he knows he could take those little faggots without a struggle. Not like the all blacks and the haka.
Anyone got a boomfa commentary stream?
So who the fucks uncle was he?
Imagine living in a country with a national sorry day
im sure we'll get an abo version of ours soon m8
>when you finally find a good stream but your internet is too povo to handle it
end me
*spits*
how about a real anthem
Beale's.
Look at the passion in the wobs lads. They came to play.
first for Kaino
Robot for NZ and a eunuch for the Aussies
Worst anthems ever
Try this m8
*pisses on your computer*
But imagine being an actual unironically prison colony and all your ancestors being criminals. Can't get more cucked than that at least my ancestors chose the boat they wanted to sail on.
I love how it's mumble mumble mumble aotearoa GOD OF NATIONS
Matt? Is that you?
BLEH
>a day no one knows on a date no one knows commerated by no one other than symbolic circle jerking in parliament
>Comparable to having to sing a national anthem FIRST in some shitskin language EVERY TIME
kek
KEK
K E K
*does a haka*
sonny will is gonna redeem himself lads
there are more kiwis in the stands than wobblies fans
embarassing
Soap is based and a true patriot lads
>harden
ahahaha
ace stream?
>kopa a panga
nailed it.
Why the fuck do we have to sit through this pathetic and childish dance every time. Seriously grow up you pack of manchildren
>Literal prisoners create a superior nation than the Poo Peelander
What did he mean by this
god I wish this was just them and the other team on the field, no mics or cameramen or anything. its fucking stupid.
>TJ now leading the haka instead of Smith
KEKED
Soap is for cleaning lad
>26%
kms
TJ fuckken loves it
c4ff54b834532047fc0aa1779d17281f193d6938
uk tho
will the wallabies get within 20?
if yes, which half will they do it in?
>superior
>love vegemite
kek
40-point hidings 2bh lads
thanks
probably :(
>barnes
>brace
>owens
Literally 3 of the best refs in the world. No excuses this time peeland
>His country needs permission from the local shitskin club to play a game
He shall redeem himself with Allah (PBUH) by declaring jihad on the wobbly infidels
we're gonna win bud
Yes that is a contributing factor.
will sonny boy stay on for the whole game
>ex-Bulldogs player representing the Basedabies
Matt must be so proud.
>it's a "wayne barnes gets autistic about the rules" episode
You ready for 20 minutes of reset scrums lads?
You're most welcome friendo.
I was born ready.
He'll get a yellow then be subbed off at halftime
its Allah (swt)
and Muhammed (pbuh)
step it up lad cmon
>His country needs permission from the local shitskin club to play a game
Really? As far as I'm aware a local homeless abo is dragged off the screen in order to make them feel somewhat relevant. This isn't comparable ofcourse to the polyshitskins in poo peeland ACTUALLY cucking the nation.
He'll be carded in 20 minutes to make it a fair game
>>it's a "wayne barnes gets autistic about the rules" episode
Please please please enforce the scrum input laws
>the grass has been cut to 28mm which is considered perfect for top flight rugby
-- Gordon Bray 19/8/2017
We've got razzle dazzle involved lads
>3-0 down against australia
are we even a top 10 rugby nation anymore?
Will Genia score a century?
Is it a rugby turf or a putting green?
>3-0
KEK
nz is finished
>front row seats
>still over 20m away from the action
Now THAT is cucked. Imagine paying good money for that.
I think that's the only thing he doesn't go full autist on. Shame really, that'd be great.
I'm at cocktail bar with the Mrs and her mum. No rugby on. Kill me please
>Losing a nation that doesn't even care about the sport
Seriously this is fucking embarassing.
Will Genia is a rugby player m8.
Lol Barrett having a mare so far, still rattled from the lions
Fucked up m8. Don't think I'm gonna recover this time
At least we get to ignore the first half of the anthem, yet some homeless petrol-huffer has the highest authority on whether a sport match can be played on your country. Pathetic tttt
My dick is granite on my hand right now.
anyone who pays for front row seats deserves what they get. You can barely see over the curvature of the field to the other side from the front row
>bogan barrett
>Stadium is bigger than a hobbit hole
>Poo Peelander screeching
nothing to see here
McKenzie just ran backwards.
>MemeKensie's first touch
>runs sideways 20m and backwards 5m
GOAT!
>Ignore
KEK, every time you sing your national song you may as well be wearing chains as the big strong Maori cucks the white man. It seriously embarassing, me, as an Australian, feels second hand embarassment for Poo Peeland.
Truthie right here.
obsessed
>mckenzie running sideways
we all called it
Mumble mumble mumble GOD OF NATIONS
jesus fuck that was an easy try
we suck
Le Unironic Mullet Man
>Kill me please
Thought you'd never ask lad, what's your address?
Literally this most people don't know how the first half goes