Wow, really makes you go into a psycotic rage

Wow, really makes you go into a psycotic rage.

>the relationship meme
the last time i got into a relationship my house got burnt down, no thanks

Yeah, I'm going to need a story, family.

I'm a proud #cuck now

>not getting married at 35 and we'll established
>not marring a pure 18 y/o qt you met in church.

What happened user?

He didn't imvest in a fire alarm

I'm 24 and seeing psychiatrist right now because I have given up on life. I told her I would rather be alone than with a whore, and I was having trouble dealing with being alone for the rest of my life. Before I would work because I had hope some day in the future things would get better. Things have not shown any signs of getting better and I don't see the point in working just to keep myself alive. I've tried the whole "go to church to find a faithful girl" and it hasn't worked because I'm not super religious. Going to church feels very fake and forced and I'm sure people pick up on that

How fat and ugly are you?

pls share story

>not marrying a woman that loves you enough to commit insurance fraud

Cuck faggot.

...

>Wow, really makes you go into a psycotic rage
Ok, mr. autismo.

standard love story turned horrible tragedy and regret desu senpai

>meet girl last year of hs, hit it off, etc etc
>close friends for a few years, eventually it gets closer, enter a relationship after a while
>we start planning our future, kids, etc
>i get a decent amount of money from my aunt dying so i decide to put it into the deposit of a house
>we move in, get engaged, marry soon after
>i get her preggers at some point over christmas, woo
>one day a kid walking by throws a cigarette butt into my fucking front garden
>dry leaves set on fire
>the magical properties of the australian climate kick in
>house is on fire within a few minutes
>nobody calls 000 until half of the house is on fire
>she's in the other half asleep
>i'm at work
>she somehow forgets how a fucking fire alarm works, gets up, scrambles for back door, doesn't make it
>burns to death (the coroner said she almost certainly passed out before she burned so that's okay i guess)
>i go off the fucking deep end


not only did i fall for the relationship meme, i fell for the happy relationship with amazing hopes for the future meme.

not falling for it again m8.

Sorry to hear mate

>burns to death (the coroner said she almost certainly passed out before she burned so that's okay i guess)

She's now fighting emus in heaven.

>Sorry to hear mate

You misspelled "kek", common mistake though, don't worry.

kek

So tragedy is what drives your people to shitpost?

My brother just got married to his virgin wife and he's 30 and they're having kids soon.

Never say never. Though I'm almost 23 and have only been on a few dates, never had a gf. But it's kind of hard when you don't live on campus anymore. Better luck in grad school I guess.

not fat, I eat like 1 meal a day

but probably ugly

Everyone acts nice and I don't get people calling me ugly but my success rate with women is pretty abysmal. I mean, I could go find a fat girl or a hoe but I don't want that. Would rather die

she burned to death while pregnant or she had the kid first?

it was either go into a furious bloodthirsty rampage and end up burning down a high school or just start shitposting my way to the grave

while pregnant.

You have to learn to be happy alone. You can't depend on someone else to make you happy when you can't even be happy by yourself.

>her

dude never see a female psychiatrist they are shit

>while pregnant.

two birds one stone lmao

Ok I'll cut the snark and this is a serious question: have you considered you might be gay?

Some gays repress their orientation, it plunges them into depression, and "having no luck with women" just serves as an excuse not to be with one.

(((WKPyBnNO)))

>sad because no gf
>need to be happy
>but not by solving the issue that is making u sad (which is no gf)

Never understood this advice 2bh senpai

Go brush your tooth.

Jesus I'm sorry man. Hopefully you've had enough tragedy for one lifetime.

Go to Mexico. You'll find plenty of love there. American girls are too fake and fat.

not gay

besides most gays are hoes too so it wouldn't matter if I was

I almost got cucked once. Fell for the single mom meme.
Bitch was getting friendly with me at work without telling me she had a child. Almost fell in love with her and almost ended up together with her. The only reason I didn't was because of one time when we hanged out and she would give all so much attention to the kid I felt like the third wheel and figured that I'd just be some useful idiot taking care of her kid.

Women. Not even once.

Even the single women without kids end up being awful. I've been together with too many shit women.
I am going to be single for life and I don't give a shit. All I have to do is jerk my dick. It works perfectly. My sex drive has gone to shit too because of all the porn, which is for the best. If I am lucky I'll get erectile dysfunction and free myself from the vaginal jew for life.

Literally all girls are whores by nature, period. It's just a matter of whether or not the society shames whorish behavior enough to make women want to be chaste. Unfortunately those days are long gone, pretty much any given 18 year old girl in America has been gotten the dick and will continue to very frequently for the next few years.

If you don't snag a virgin while in high school and hang on for dear life, your options are a whore or nothing.

That was good

I thought mexico was fatter than usa now

Rather a dirty tooth than an arseload of rapefugee dicks.

>Rather a dirty tooth than an arseload of rapefugee dicks.

I absolutely disagree.

>single mom
Worse than Jews, should be gassed with their children.

>If you don't snag a virgin while in high school and hang on for dear life, your options are a whore or nothing.
Pretty much this.

I got mine senior year because we were going to the same college and I knew she was relatively stable and sweet.

Literally all of our female mutual friends that were virgins going into college, 6 of them, lost it during freshman year.

Only one is still a virgin and that's because she dedicated herself to a long-distance relationship with a highschool kid.

This. If you're a man, you go to a male therapist. Women can't relate to men just as men can't relate to women. I saw a woman therapist for a while and she was nice to spill my guts to but she didn't help me solve my problems. I started seeing a male therapist and he instantly got to the root issue of my problems and helped me come up with a solution.

Coca cola for every meal

t. Ahmed

fuck you fucking nigger
>go to church to find a faithful girl
literally going to church just for a woman fuck you nigger fuck that makes me mad

well that is what a bunch of christfags told me to do

don't get you're panties bunched

Fuck you, just. Fuck you... Why would you say that?

Since you're a bong you get to have both :)

I'm sorry. God damn.

Stories like this make me want to live in a castle on a mountaintop.

I get it, I really do.

>go through whole adolescence despondent from loneliness and depression
>horrible stupid "marriage" to first girl to come along and even act interested
>she leaves in less than a year, takes all
money and continues to pop up and spite me ever since
>spend ten years suicidal and alone smoking cigarettes and laying on the floor of my shitty apartment
> horrible relationships with status seeking whores
>by magic meet amazing new woman
>by magic she falls in love with me
>have beautiful wife
>red pilled, serious Christian, life of every party
>for some reason adores me
>confidence and emotional support helps me finally turn on my intellectual potential in work context -
> her frugality and good sense and good job also help us not only escape debt I had from my past relationship disasters but actually become wealthy and exploding career success
>have two perfect little kids
>buy beautiful dream house in peaceful neighborhood
>ecstatic happiness together
>life literally could not be any better
>we both tell each other this is the happiest we've ever been
>she picks up boy early one day to drive him to the doctor
>sunny warm day, open road, blue skies, perfect road conditions
>woman driving the other way on highway randomly leaves her lane and goes into oncoming lane in split second
>wife dies by the side of the road in excruciating pain
>2 year old boy has broken multiple limbs
>sees his mother die
>divorced and now widower by 35 with two children in diapers
>previous social anxiety calcifies into complete impossibility of making any human connections whatsoever
>go from candidate for youngest senior executive to candidate for getting fired in disgrace for endless fuck ups
>miss her morning noon and night
>trying desperately to somehow not be an insane fuck up person so kids have some hope
>feel certain to fail and let her down with the one thing I could still really do
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK

I have a female therapist and she's great. She understands my father issues and depression, but she can't help me be a man. Most male therapists are libral cucks anyway.

Cite your sources.

Meet more people. Go out and just be in groups that you enjoy being around. If you don't have many friends go to meetups that interest you, go a couple of times and don't talk to any one. If someone comes up to you then engage them and just talk about the surroundings and what not.

As for thinking a lot of women are whores it's a personal preference. Some people think a non-virgin before marriage is a whore, some people don't think actual prostitutes aren't whores in the sense that we think of the whore stereotype which is basically a meme of everything to fear in monogamous relationships.

Focus on yourself and the qualities you want in relationships and search for that. Don't dedicate too much time to it but don't be closed off to the idea completely for the rest of your life.

Sometimes taking a break from the internet as well is good for your perspective. At the moment the whole internet is just a bunch of people accusing each other of being cucks or getting cucked or some other shit that has just become an echo chamber.

not really, i'm 34 and white, my plan is to continue fucking women in their early 20's for the rest of my life, and if i happen to squirt a kid out some beta fuck is just gonna have to pick that slack up .

I don't want to feel anymore

source - my personal experience

Those kids are all you've got of her, user. It's easy to be weak right now, but the NEED you to be strong. You have to support them and raise them to the best of your ability. You can do this. She knew you could do it; that's why she chose you. Anytime it doesn't feel worth it, look into their eyes and see a spark of the fire she brought into your life.

Did you escape the reddit cringe board?

Fuck off, you degenerate fuck. He's got a duty as a man to be their provider. Until you have been there, keep your mouth shut.

If that's your belief then what the fuck is the problem? Sounds like those who wanted to remain with their partners did so, and those that decided their partner's before college were not who they wanted to be with (or they didn't even have partners before college) and so they went on to form other relationships. Maybe short term, maybe long term, who knows. What do you expect people to do?

What if your partner decided that she wanted to just end the relationship? Not because she wanted to see other people but she knew that she didn't want to see you anymore? Are you meant to just continue and hope it gets better? What if you try that for 3 months, 3 years, 30 years, and it never gets better? Human beings cannot just follow some formula for a happy life.

That's why marriage failed. Not because it's wrong in principle but because it completely ignores the subtleties of life. What if a man is in an abusive marriage, leaves, and then is labelled a non-dateable whore by devote Christian women because he isn't a virgin? On what moral high ground does that argument stand on?

If you're not happy alone, then you're with bad company.

Who is talking about that, you autistic fuck?
How does ''Did you escape the reddit cringe board?'' translate into ''he doesn't have a duty to provide for kids''?

You illegal immigrants need to learn some English.

In fairness, you indicated that him advocating providing for his children belongs on /r/cringe. Makes you look pretty shitty.

>you're with bad company

I don't really follow. I'm alone so how am I with bad company? you mean my friends are bad influence?

I've had both men and women psychologists and all were professional and could interpret what I was having issues with.

Anecdotal evidence doesn't help anyone, especially some dude who might need therapy and now has to also have a gender filter on his choices of professional who could help him. Good for everyone who goes and speaks to someone, a lot of people don't get the help they need because of the stigma they feel is attached to talking to a professional.

Did the other bitch at least die, or did you kill her?

nah, really just all whores mate

I have a women therapist and she's exceptional, but 99.9% of women therapists don't have a clue about men's issues. Hell, half of therapists suck in general.

This sucks because I'm that exact situation. At least the kid is white.
No bully pls

>That's why marriage failed. Not because it's wrong in principle but because it completely ignores the subtleties of life. What if a man is in an abusive marriage, leaves, and then is labelled a non-dateable whore by devote Christian women because he isn't a virgin? On what moral high ground does that argument stand on?
Oh I've had sex with 12 other girls when I was still in highschool.
She loves me despite all of that.

The fact remains that it's very hard to feel comfortable when your partner has been with so many other people.

I spent a long time making sure she never compared herself to any of the other girls; it's a road to heartbreak and self-doubt.

Absolute bull shit.
I got married at 40, and no kids.

If that's what I was saying why would I be mentioning reddit and their cringe boards? Makes zero sense.
Are you people autistic?

Yeah, sure. I am making fun of a guy for saying that he needs to take care of children, and not because he writes like a complete spastic.

They're not wrong though.

If you're not in a long term relationship by the time you've hit your mid 20s, good chances are you die alone.

What's with all these reddit-sympathetic and White Knight folk suddenly showing up with that style speech?

Y'all all know what I'm talking about, just the way they talk.

>I turn 23 in a month

fuck clock's ticking

Just give up on the whole traditional family thing. I make sex figures and have a great house on acreage and I don't share it with a woman. I'll mess around with them but eventually they want to move in and I tell them no and that's where it ends. I don't want to wipe some brat's ass for three years anyway - hers or mine. Why are people so obsessed with this? I don't get it.

doesn't matter

real men swallow their feels

Face facts, gents. If you're 24 and single chances are you're failing in more than just the dating department and disappointment has been a recurrent theme in your life.

You ought to be used to it by now, is what I'm saying.

She died too. Had a two year old of her own and recently married herself.

Completely unknown even after police investigation why she left her lane and went into oncoming traffic at 60mph that day

what the fuck is wrong with you being alone is the best desu
fuck women theyre all shit anyway

>Literally all of our female mutual friends that were virgins going into college, 6 of them, lost it during freshman year.

>Oh I've had sex with 12 other girls

So 6 virgins go to college virgins and they lose their virginity and so they fall into the "whore" option. I don't get this shit.

>The fact remains that it's very hard to feel comfortable when your partner has been with so many other people.

It's never comfortable. I'm sure it's not comfortable for two virgin partners to hear about the others' past non-sexual partners. Fuck, it's sometimes hard to hear a friend laughing at someone else's joke let alone being cool with your partner having had sex with someone in the past. I think get on with it or let your life be consumed by fear, everyone has a choice.

>be me
>find attractive blonde when she is 16, only had one other Dick in her
>wife her
>good cook
>gives me two blonde kids
>makes more money than me
>likes trump
>mfw

All the shit I hear about women on pol and b makes me happy with the life choices I made

It's fine.
My uncle has a gypsy wife with two daughters.
They are hot AF.
And since we aren't blood related, once they turn 18 ...

Not true, just date someone younger (and virgin).

Wow I wish I could make sex figures too. How do you do it?

Oh wait. You live with mom and dad

OK big boy

Wait wait wait

Who's the cuck. The biological dad who gets divorced and kicked out.

Or the stepdad who has to raise the kid

You must give a lot of rim jobs to have such shit taste in relationships

this is a real girl for me

fuck m8.
I'm already paranoid as shit about my wife dying.
those fucking feels man.

Everyone is cucked. The actual father doesn't get to raise his children the way he would like to. The stepdad is cucked because the kids aren't his.

The only one not getting cucked is the wife. I don't know if women can get cucked.

>commiserating with your fellow human beings disqualifies you from Sup Forums

There are some things I don't like about this place.

But I'm here forever so oh well.

What part of the south are you from. Texas here

>25
>haven't dated in years
>all of the sudden I have two or three girls giving me attention because I've got my own place and am clearly more intelligent and interesting than most burnouts my age who live at home
>this one girl has taken me to the movies and to bars and shit
>I can tell she's waiting for me to make the move
>not really that attracted to her so probably won't

>Thinking these single moms are married

I've never done rimming.

pack up your shit and travel the world, dumbass. it can be done very cheaply if you have no time constraints

>got engaged with a woman six years ago
>two years into our relationship I go on a six month business trip because I trusted her and we wanted the money to pay for our marriage and a new home where we could start a family
>made sure to arrange visits every so often so we don't spend too much time apart
>she uses this as a chance to get in touch with her ex that was fucking homeless and jobless and invites him to stay at my house with her (doesn't tell me about this of course)
>the fucker pranks her by telling her that he's won the lottery
>first thing she does is calls me and tells me that it's over at 4am in the morning, bragging that she's bagged herself a millionaire
>he doesn't tell her that it's a prank and encourages her to move out with him to her parents place whilst "the cheque clears"
>she believes him and mails me her set of keys after taking her personal belongings
>since there's only two months left I decide to just cut off contact with her and finish my trip
>finish the trip and get promoted, now earning £85k a year
>come back home to find her stood in front of my door crying with a suitcase saying that she wants me back
>ignore her and drive off
>get a massive wall of texts with her blaming everyone but herself for what happened and begging me to look after her child because it's too later to abort it
>tell her to fuck off and change my number
>mfw I find out she married an "asexual" guy that went to court over CP possession seven ago (didn't get charged tho)

Central Texas.

They can be raped