Be japanese.
Get stabbed with chopstick.
.
Ban all chopsticks now, no one has a right to such power.
japantoday.com
Father stabbed to death with chopstick
Jaxson Carter
Bentley Brown
DIGIT attempt
Jaxson Torres
>inb4 conservatives try to rationalize owning assault chopsticks
Benjamin Carter
Its already banned in britian
Isaiah Gutierrez
>51
>still lives with his parents
There truly is no hope for us NEETs is there...
Luke Jones
Ban assault chopsticks now! Is it also a coincidence that a MAN used a phallic symbol to murder? This is all the result of toxic masculinity
Mason Moore
I bet that topic was what sparked the quarrel in the first place.
Dominic Williams
don't be a dick, bin that chopstick
Jordan Scott
dindididu ricididu
Henry Flores
>2016
>Owning a semi auto chop stick
L I T E R A L L Y
unexcusable. Not even hunting is a reasonable excuse for owning that weapon that can mow down 50 people per second.
Robert Williams
that must have resulted in some pretty wicked splinters. poor kid.
Ethan Allen
>hurt cock while fucking
>ban fucking
ever heard of 'reductio ad absurdum', smegma stench?
Ryan King
What POSSIBLE justification could you possibly have to own ASSAULT chopsticks like these?
EVEN CHILDREN CAN OPERATE THEM
Easton Williams
It's time for common sense chopstick reform. Enough is enough!
Nolan Perry
Breaking news! Australian government bans chopsticks and is implementing buy back program to round up remaining chopsticks
Thomas Parker
registry for chopstick owners when? #not one more
Jose Moore
Are you winning son?
Gabriel Allen
Most likely one of those Muslim Japs
Grayson Bennett
I can't even....
How many more times would this have to happen before people realize?! You don't NEED chopsticks! You can eat with your hands just fine! chopsticks are an unnecessary danger!
pic related, standard chopsticks, next to assault chopsticks, (notice the darker body and 6,000 splinters capacity).
Luis Clark
BAN ASSAULT CHOPSTICKS NOW NOW A DERANGED KILLER STARTS A KILLING SPREE WITH ONE
DON'T BE A PRICK, BIN THAT CHOPSTICK
Angel Parker
Chopsticks were first developed for the vietnamese military during ww2 where they were used in pit traps for american soldiers. They were never intended for civilian ownership.
Jordan Price
>51 years old
>Still lives with parents
Jesus