Who is your greatest ally?

Who is your greatest ally?


Japan's greatest ally is America-senpai^^

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I respect you^-^ america-senpai~

Japan is the only ally I need

Gold coins

>mfw this faggot making many pro american thread on everyday

DIE OFF PLS

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>Nationalist Nip
Welcome to Sup Forums fag,be prepared to get bombarded by 100 kg weeaboo americans

Fuck off, faggot.

Operation Tomodachi was a great service.

Do you want to sell your country to China?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs

Japan kawaii senpai

hahahhahaha

U MAD? bro

>ally
>doesn't have military

okay then

we are the best ally of america.

Fuck of Ahmed, Turkroaches are nobodies Ally, not even other Turkroaches like Turkroaches.

Cringy

Doesn't have military.
>Why did we bomb them again?

you make me very sad japan. can't we give it another try?

Can canada be america's greatest ally?

you will never understand our lovefest

nobody loves you croatia

lol mfw every German i meet hates turks

Akira, the cuck.

Well israel certainly isn't the USA's greatest ally after selling off so many of their secrets.

>this triggers the germ

That's not true. Many countries like us. Right?

I like you croatia

Iran really helped us out during the last drought =^)

>implying a relationship with Americunts is ever a good thing

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>tfw in the dystopian hellhole that is the modern world where everyone hates everyone you have the privilege to share a quiet corner of the world with true brothers.

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America's greatest ally is 100% Japan and it's not even close.

Almost everyone who ever met an average Turkroach hates them. Kurds hate them, all their direct neighbours hate them, the Arab World hates them. They are a blight worse than the bubonic plague.

England desu

>tfw no allies

Underrated

Every decent country has a friendly relationship with the US. The ones that don't are third world dictatorships.

England is your greatest ally, desu sempai

Japan destroys our enemies through memes

Who needs bullets?

stockholm syndrome

Lol stay mad faggot

Kill yourself, Davido, you absolute failure.

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Can someone post the Hiro screencap where a jew tries to get the jap to shut down Sup Forums for more shekels and Hiro the Hero just flat out says "nah fuck money"

RARE
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How's English teaching going, Davido-kun?

Ameri-kun is Israel -chan's!

don't notice it?

We still like you, Argentina.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_non-NATO_ally#Named_by_Bill_Clinton

>Spends time on Sup Forums talking shit
>After he preps the bull

Am I wrong? Name an economically successful, free, peaceful country hostile to America.

Japan is pretty cool actually. Their prime minister is a huge fan of serbia, and gave us a shit ton of public transport buses

stop trying to steal america from us. we're their greatest ally. We all know you'll take revenge and attack them again if the occasion present itself

>a country with a Monarch as head of state
>our greatest ally

Best
Aid money leech yes.
Best ally?
Nah you didnt help murica

poor little yellow man i like to hurt little asian children i like to beat and hurt them so much

>666id

nice try satan

After WW2, Their Nationalists stabbed a jewpuppet socialist commie on national television.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEx7uCFX_nA

Did the PC public opinion backlash cause them to swing far left?

NOPE

Japan never had a problem with jews or communism or socialism ever again

Japan is ours first and foremost. Its fine if she sends you gifts, she's very generous with our money.

fuck off canada

>This comes from the norwegian
Isn't it time to worship the devil?You're late for praise and worship ålån

Do other Japanese agree that the security deal in unfair to America?
youtu.be/Q7S5eXuE7p0

No one
Literally no one can be trusted

muh shekels

Yeah just run away little sad fake nation

Allies betrayed Polan so many times. We no longer belive in allies.

THE NOSE

Ok cuck.I'll enjoy the only staying in the only successful dictatorship in the world.

Yes, good goys! Watch anime! Read manga! Fall in love with a cartoon girl! Don't marry or reproduce! Be a good goy and by Shlomo Silverstein-sama's goods imported from Japan to Israel for a healthy but fair mark-up! Excellent, goys hahahahaha

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Pic related

>while posting on grorious nippon imageboard
There is only 1 country on the planet I trust

And that is Sup Forums Japan

The Truth Fears No Investigation

Not similar at all.

If you are going to use the Israel/America example, Japan is probably closer to Israel.

Japan does almost nothing to help America in its international relations, but it still has a defense guarantee from America.

Nobody.

Nobody will ever come to our aid.

America and Japan

>This is how your average norwegian treats his ally

I dont know america, they love staying over at my place

I want to fuck Polish "teen Kasia" really really badly

many clammer to prove they are americas fav ally

but they will always be our fav son

can choose your mates,not your family

Russia

thats horrifying

>mfw foreigners ask why we need rifles

>Muh empire
>Mfw UK went from conquering savages to sucking them off

Canada, mate.

>when people ask why we need semi automatic high powered rifles

>Kill yourself, Davido

How do you know that the pro-Americans aren't American Davidos?

Croatians pretty based

but yea theres nothing wrong with anime and shit. its just cartoons

western TV is wayyy more degenerate

Germany, everyone else might make fun of Germany but we're always here for you

kanker moffen moeten opkankeren

Uruguay and Argentina.

Polish girls are mostly whores, so if you have the money, you will be able to fuck almost all of them.

Thanks bro, but south brazil belongs to Uruguay

Be quiet Peter, we have forgiven them already.

this is some creepy stalker shit!

Gonna have to go with an even split between Canada, the UK, and Australia.
We have other important allies such as Japan and France but these three, especially the UK, have special relationships with us.

I think China is Scotland's ally, they did give us some kick ass Pandas.

North Korea

Can you send some english speaking ones over here?

Herro ferrow chirese nice to meet yuo!

Fuck Cucknada

Fuck The UK (until the Brexit)

And Australia is 50-50 between based bantz and shitty shitposts

>Japan does almost nothing to help America in its international relations

Japan gave 1 trillion yen to US in gulf war...
I wish Japan gave up realtionship with US!

Portugal