The swordsman of swansea

>the swordsman of swansea

kek

>the assassin of abertawe

The kang of England

>the wrecker of west ham

>the liver punch of Liverpool

The Blitzer of Burnley

>The Slayer of Stoke.

>the Hun of Huddersfield

>the best young central midfielder in europe

>the nigger #25353 of manchester

>The Beater of Burnley

>the Crusader of Cambridge
>the Suffocator of Sunderland
>the Lear of Leicester
>the MK48 of Milton Keynes Dons

kek

The father of my wife's son

Based LTG

>The acid attacker of Arsenal

>the Blitz of London

LOW

>the Annihilator of Albion

The Warrior of Allah

>the slayer of the South Essex

TI3R

FAT FUCK ON YOUTUBE NAMED BOOGIE

the city of (You)

jej

top lol

THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

>The jester of manchester

SALAD DODGER

>The Slaughterer of Stoke

L E L
O
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>the butcher of burnley

>the kebab mincer of blackpool

The midfielder of Manchester United

>the assassinator of arsenal

the burrower of edinburgh

Serious question lads, why did he look so good against Swansea today but literally went missing against Real Madrid?

hmmmm really makes Smithers and Mr Burns think

really gets the neurons accelerating

He was only warming up against Madrid, doesn't want them to know his true power level yet.

He's the real receiver of madrid's manhood

My sides are going out of this universe.

The Zyklon B of Spurs

The distributor of dabs

The real murderer of real madrid

the worlds first dabbing imam

>the nigger of nottingham

Pogba is so black. Like midnight black.

>The Dabber of Derbyshire

...

>the midfielder who wouldn't be a first team choice at real clubs like Man City, Chelsea and PSG

he'd get in any team in the world except real madrid

The Sultan of Squawka Stats
The Slayer of Slovakia

The Mercenary
The Masketta Man

lmao