/seriea/ matchday 1 thread

WE ARE BACK BOYZ

this weeks games
>Saturday 19th August
18:00 Juventus v. Cagliari
20:45 Verona v. Napoli

>Sunday 20th August
18:00 Atalanta v. Roma
20:45 Sassuolo v. Genoa
20:45 Crotone v. Milan
20:45 Udinese v. Chievo
20:45 Lazio v. SPAL
20:45 Inter Milan v. Fiorentina
20:45 Bologna v. Torino
20:45 Sampdoria v. Benevento

all times CET, get in here and pls watch our league

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first for /clebbe/

siti dove guardarla in streaming?

Who /WitchesofBenevento/ here?

Does that pic exist in high res

google.com

soccerstreams.net
if the site doesn't work check out their subreddit
i know i know >reddit, but it's pretty well done and resourceful

cagliari is gonna win today (:

alas no
i planned on taking it down from gazzetta's site but for some reason it doesn't work, so i got it from twitter and it's in shitty res

ty
I'm rooting for Cagliari but I know we are gonna lose 6-0

So how was your summer?

dubs and Cagliari get a cheeky 0-1 win today

>tfw it's been 3 years since my last summer

lineups:

>JUVENTUS: (4-2-3-1) Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Rugani, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Marchisio, Pjanic; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain
CAGLIARI: (4-3-1-2) Cragno; Padoin, Andreolli, Pisacane, Capuano; Faragò, Cigarini, Ioniță; Barella; Farias, Čop

how come sBorriello left?

my summer lasted like a week and a half
fuck being a gradeslave

>Čop
where's his lifelong friend Čip though?

He "lost the passion", that's what he said but I think it's bullshit since he left for fucking Spal

Damn, Cuadrado still starts instead of Deschi

Damn, De Sciglio still not starting.

>clapping during the minute of silence
worst meme ever

enrico fuck off you're the least funny cunt ever
behind maybe Max Giusti and Pippo Franco

>Damn, De Sciglio still not starting.
Is this really a bad thing?

I don't follow memes

S P A L
P
A
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wew

>"lost the passion"
funny circumlocution for meaning "I've knocked up a gal and I want to run away"

>cacadrado
It begins

>cragno
wew

MANDZUGOAT

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gayyy. nice play

And 1

>JUVEWINSLOL

>hating on Lichtsteiner
Seriously, why the hate? Can't believe we let that hue faggot replace him for a season.

>juve customers in charge of creating a nice atmosphere

Square get your head on straight and plow that fucking flank

One good thing every twenty bad ones

Used to be consistently good, now he's not.

Guy's 33 now, he shouldn't be their RB for the season.

aah Chiellini committing fouls because of his complete lack of coordination and forgiven for it

it's nice to be back

its a handball no pen episode

I agree, but that doesn't mean bench him for 95% of games. Fucking Barzagli played ahead of him in the CL. Alves was the same shit, one good game and then nonstop defensive mistakes.

Piguain trying to eat even the ball
truly the tyrant of torrone

>The end of Juventus's hegemony is near
Feel good man.

cmon cagliari use your chances pls. just easy passing..

>faragò
more like FAGarò lmao

seriously though fuck you stupid cunt

>faràgol

fucking Farago... missed that pass earlier too

BENULTY

VAR time

VAR'D

kek

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ABJS ON SUICIDE WATCH

fugg...

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VAR

>The end of Juventus's hegemony is near
FEEL FUCKING GOOD MAN

>fajitas

ABJJ's SEETHING

CHOKERS FUGIN CAGLIARI

(You)

>farias

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...

B-buffon is finished !

Juventus 1 - 0 Serie A VAR

goat

Got a gf had moderate amounts of fun. Sucks that Monday I have work to do back in Milan though. 7.5/10

GOAT of GOATS

How many good attacks have Cagliari built and then choked on the final pass/shot?

CHOKERS

was it really a pen though? i didn't catch a good replay

pss
no

Var gives us hope for a better SerieA, finally.

Justice tastes good.

holy shit thought that was in

>someone kicks the ball straight at him
>"GOAT GOAT GOAT!!!111!"

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HOLY FUCK

ABJJS BTFO

Why was that not reviewed lol, clear handball

DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA DABALA

Go watch acmerdan.

Need a replay, yes. Very suspicious.

Pjanic played an amazing deep cross there on the first time... under rated.

Paulo looks like the number 10 we been missing.

the narrator says: "A totti-like long ball"

kys

we need la moviola in gamb- oh wait

based var is gonna make this the hardest season for juve

quick question, was the one on Sandro in the Supercoppa a penalty in your opinion?

Dybala is going to become on of the best players in the world. Disappointed in Cagliari's attack; they had some good chances.

That was a stomp, not a tackle

But that's true, Totti basically passes the ball with one touch every time

Totti's widow spotted

>'È FINITO IL CICLO'

webm of second goal pls

what is that supposed to mean? stomps are not fouls now? i missed this rule change

of course it was a magnificent pass. But the narrator's comment was a full bait.

Different rules for Juventus, bro. Did you miss the last one hundred years of soccer?

Also the keeper isn't the only one who can touch the ball with hands.

>tfw no sborriello

Stay mad

I cant wait until Juventus wins Serie A even with VAR so all you whining faggots can shut up.

This year's Serie A theme is without a doubt

youtube.com/watch?v=FZLILV18ut8

>dybalas goal wasn't a handball

Looks like even VAR can be bought

I will

anyway i like this kind of VAR
clean, fast, no more complaints, used rarely and only when there is already a stoppage in play
great innovation
the Confed Cup and Club WC were a mess