You have an one day stay at Westworld, Sup Forums. What would you do?

You have an one day stay at Westworld, Sup Forums. What would you do?

lose my virginity

find some black man
find some white woman

prep him first, and watch later as he fucks hard the white woman

rinse and repeat.

Go on an adventure

and have a crazy orgy

this tbqhwy

Kill myself for being in nigger multiculti propaganda.

Only one day?

Pull a Columbine on Sweetwater
Kill Teddy.
Forcey fun time with the blonde fridgefu.

If I had more time I'd probably do something else.
But given only 24h I'd like to squeeze as much experience as I can.

Stick my finger in every robets butts and masturbate.

eat out the prostitutes after they are finished with each man

>1 day stay.

hardly enough time

Bring my wife and make a black android fun my wife while I watch and masturbate

>Kill every nigger I see
>Fuck a whore from behind in the middle of the street in front of a family vacation
>Lock eyes with the kids
>Wink and slit the whores throat
>tear whores head off and cum as a fountain of blood erupts from her neck hole
>Throw the head to the kids
>Say "she didn't fly so good"
>pullout
>shuffle to get my pants on
>Dive through the nearest window and start shooting

play with my willy

Take Dolores straight to the pig pen.

I would make a posse of nigger robots and then get them to fuck my girlfriend in front of me.

Rape
Kill

ask the spanish dude to fuck my wife and let me watch

/thread

>pshh nothing personnel kid

It'd be a tough choice between saving Dolores and doing one of the harder quests on the edge of the park, depends on if I was horny or not

I'd just pretend I had friends and drink in the bar then get some black dudes to fuck a whore in front of me

Find Teddy and kill him

probably just bang out some whores

fp

bp

one day isn't really enough to get invested

Find a handsome young bull and ask him to make sweet love to Clementine while I watch

I'd bring my wife and organise like a bull parade with 10 black bull robots and let them fuck her while I watched and jerked off, maybe even licking some of the semen off her and asking her if she's enjoying it.

Easteregg hunt and speedrun just like my visual vidya games

That's really none of your business.

steal Dolores and marry her

...

based cuck anons

Let my girlfriend sample the delicacies of the orient, the congo, Mexico and native america until she's had enough dick and I kiss her passionately.

>that fucking jaw
>those shitty tits

is that supposed to be 10/10 by westworld standards? disgusting, I think Robert and Arnold were fucking fags who don't know how real women looks like.

Bring my boyfriend

Do I get to bring my friends?

>muh pureru asianeru waiferu

I'd just fuck Elon Musk's ex-wife in the orientation room and never make it to Westworld

>1 day
See if I could get one robot to achieve sentience.

RAPE
A
P
E

Is it correct to say "an one day"? Isn't it "a one day"?

Learn how to shoe a horse and please a man

Considering a single day in westworld costs 40k I would probably find something better to use my time and money on

i would immediately rent a room and start asking everyone I saw to go in there and fuck y wife. I wouldn't stop until there was a line out the park and no one was fucking the robots anymore.

How about you shut the fuck up CIA nigger and let boys 2 men

First thing I'd do is bang a prostitute in the Tavern.
Then mid fuck I'd carve her up with a knife, because why not.

There is literally only two reasons to visit Westworld.

1. To murder / maim
2. To fuck like a deviant (and indulging the 1st)

Going for an authentic cowboy experience and go on a horse ride down to the lake is fucking retarded or going hiking... the fuck?

>"GO AWAY GO AWAY"
>cup the balls and work the shaft
Done.
Now what are you going to do the next 23 hours and 55 minutes?

I'm guessing you have two personalities?

Starting my own farm using today's advanced agricultural techniques

>Tavern
JUST LIKE MY QUEER AS FUCK MMO VIDYA

I'm guessing you have two cocks in you at all times kiddo

I'd definitely get my drink on, have sex with the ayy lmao hooker and others (not fucking Maeve, gross), then go kill some Injuns with a compatible host buddy.

The problem with Westworld is that it costs $40k a day.

It's too expensive to do anything "normal"

>I'm going to go horse riding!
You can do that IRL for hundreds

>I'm going to go hiking!
You can do that IRL for free

>I'm going to herd cattle!
You can do that IRL for hundreds

>I'm going to go on an adventure with cowboys!
You can do that with actors for hundreds

>I'm going to have sex with a prostitute!
You can do that IRL

What can't you do IRL that you can do in Westworld?


Rape.
Murder.

The concept is pretty retarded.

Use the resources available around me to generate electricity. Trick the androids into believing that it is I who invented the electricity.

Yeah why can't it be anime world my man and we all fuck 2ddp amirite hehe

>That doesn't look like anything to me.

But muh stories

Im pretty sure most people going to Westworld are rich people that can afford to throw away a million for a few weeks of raping and adventuring

Blend in with the Androids, troll the 'tourists', beat up kids, go on a killing spree killing only the 'tourists', beat up the kids

>Shit and piss in a bucket
>get whiskey bottle
>shove my poo poo and pee pee into bottle
>watch rich normies enjoy my essence

Do bandit stuff with snek.

HAHA who is this guy?! XDD Is he /ourman/????

Its the future, friend.
Inflation and all that shit means $40k in e-dollars is like $4k now.

So basically cheaper than taking your family to Disneyland.

How come they don't bill each guest individually depending on how much damage they caused? Surely some guy who goes there to just do normal shit and have a good time is way less expensive for the park than some MiB-like motherfucker who slaughters his way through hundreds of hosts and triggers a bunch of expensive storylines.

Inflation.
Its more like that 40k to them is 3 or 12k to us. Still expensive but there are plenty of people who spend that even today for a higher end vacation.

that defeats the purpose of an immersive experience

if you're going to spend the whole time worrying about paying for the damage you're causing, you aren't going to be enjoying the park the way it was intended

and shave her pubes

They stop guest that go on to big a killing sprees though, mib only got away with that kinda shit since he is a vip

Most people don't ever do that shit so a flat rate works fine.

MIB was setting records for how much damage he was doing. Most people just hang out and take part in maybe 1 or 2 stories and then go home.

The real question is how do they handle guests that snap like William did and just don't want to leave?

This is true but people on their ultra expensive holidays don't spend that much cash (per day!) to go horse riding or hiking.

However, at the risk of being called a weeb faggot, EastWorld / BushidoWorld is more interesting to me that Westworld.

In fact... RomanWorld or MedievalWorld would also be more interesting. Assuming they also exist in this setting.

I guess I just find the wild west that interesting

Remove them with their security force.

William was a special case... he bought the joint.

But with a flat buyin they pretty much have to assume each guest will do their worst, just to cover the cost and keep the park lucrative. Which means 99% of the non-psychotic guests are being completely overcharged.

There were two guys that joined Hectors town massacre and were put in the sheriffs jail for a night.

I guess they could easily blacklist people that went to far, William was funding the park so he could do whatever

fuck all the male bots in their boipussys

>Pay $40k for 24 hours
>Spend 20 hours in jail

lol?

All for that authentic western feeling

find the maze

creative suicide by bot

Wouldn't dream of it.

Turn 360 degrees and go into Samurai World instead. Fuck some asianwifus. Then unsheathe my katana and rain destruction. nothing personal

I wonder how much they'd let you actually change in the world
If you hired a bunch of hosts to create a large structure like windmill or something would they take down after you left?

this tbqhwyf

B-line to Clementine Pennyfeather and pretend to have a meaningful relationship with her.

this, kek

deloris is so beautiful in that shot

Probably this. I'd be the most autistic weebshit animu fag, speak in exaggerated engrish, and act like the most unstoppable Mary Sue protagonist-san.

Did some of you faggots even watch the show?

If you cause enough mayhem around Sweetwater, security will soon disable your guns, have hosts tackle you, arrest you, then you're stuck in prison until the next day.

lick a bunch of lady butts

rape and kill a real woman and then pretend I didn't know she wasn't a robot

Find Snek-waifu and convince her to join me in an adventure and sex.

dry painal rape dolores

Why all the teddy hate?

Not even make it outside of the saloon and fuck armenian prostitutefu all day

Because James Marsden is a handsome fucker. Also, he's THE guy designed to be killed by bad dudes.

But can you ride a horse after you hike past the cattle you herded with your female cowboys to your rape shack?

The package deal is better than the parts

(This is how themeparks work fyi)

He's also a guide in a lot of stories.

yes but she'll hate you for how pitiful you fuck afterward

literally no downsides if it's only a day

sneak in viagra and cialis and fuck Dolores until the employees pull me off

It's a right of passage in Westworld to kill Teddy

I would just sort of fuck and rape my way across the land probably.

I would cut off every host dick I can find and tie dollaroes to a chair

I then would feed her dismembered penisis untul she dies