What's the most alpha instrument you can learn?
>Fuck that other guy's thread
What's the most alpha instrument you can learn?
Luis Morris
Samuel Cook
Changed my mind actually
Austin Barnes
Trumpet of Jericho
James Morgan
Trumpet, double bass are all top-shelf alpha instruments.
Honourable mention to guitar. The guitar market is oversaturated with betas but it's only like that because for a long time it was the most alpha instrument in history and everyone wanted to play it.
Blake Brown
Drums obviously
Christian Russell
*and percussion
Michael Harris
Now the turntables/mixing deck, or the DAW. It's not alpha in practice to learn in practice but it's how you play dance music live and the DJ is a god right now.
Bentley Myers
answer my question you bastards
Josiah Hall
Clarinet
Juan Lewis
Everyone I know who plays or played the clarinet is a monstrous homo.
Jack Hill
21st century schizoid man. Then strike for Starless when you get good enough
Benjamin Rodriguez
Saxophone, you have to be pretty alpha to have lungs that powerful.
Benjamin Nelson
Woodwinds are for fags.
Samuel Bell
Drums, you literally beat the shit out of them to play them.
Nathaniel Johnson
>Saxophone
>Woodwind
Noah Martinez
Violin, it's fucking murder, makes guitar look a kazoo.
Ironic as most of the greats now are delicate meme poetess chicks.
Brandon Rogers
Are you the same guy who was being wrong in the other thread?
Jeremiah Lewis
behold, the omega instrument
Kayden Cruz
*tips purple beret*
Henry Miller
Woodwind and brass involve sucking and blowing on usually phallus-shaped objects, automatically beta.
String instruments are quite feminine too, same as piano.
Guitars are too much like a flashy car to be alpha, they're an overcompensating-for-your-tiny-penis sorta deal, plus you're basically jacking off a phallic object.
Bass is a bit more alpha than guitar as it is less delicate and more 'chunky'.
Drums are closer to alpha but you still have two phallic objects in your hands at all times.
So naturally the real answer is any sort of percussion that doesn't require sticks. Percussion that you strike with the palms of your hands is as alpha as you can get. Bongos can't be included due to their beatnik association though.
Henry Hill
Cymbals
Tyler Barnes
accordian is so omega it flips back round to being alpha
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Elijah Bennett
How are string and piano instruments remotely feminine. Franz Liszt and Paganini are unmatched by any shitty percussion players.
Bentley Thomas
The accordion is the Diogenes of the instruments.
Cooper Gutierrez
Hurdy gurdy
Mason Myers
Gambus or Sitar
Parker Martinez
It has a reed. It is a woodwind.
Xavier Moore
Punheta
Jaxon Thomas
Fazendo o que aqui, Skylab?
Austin Clark
Theremin
Zachary Fisher
Brody Lee
Accordian is patrician.
Landon Sanchez
The hang? It's literally a big metal bowl that you slap.
Brandon Bennett
Dedo no cu
Ryan Lewis
Slapping is pretty beta
Justin Anderson
i mean its tough to beat just the plain ol’ piano as the go to instrument for “yeah this one pretty much does everything yours does plus a bunch more shit that yours doesnt do.” Feel free to chime in on this but I think it’s pretty generally accepted that the piano has the highest skill ceiling of any instrument. That’s the serious answer.
But the meme answer is probably bagpipes
one things for sure whatever the case may be its definitley not the fucking cello
Sebastian Long
That is Michael Cera's instrument, no way
Grayson Ross
you're only alpha as fuck playing a double bass if you hold it like and electric bass
Dylan Price
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Yeah, real alpha... An instrument made famous by smelly hippies.
Hudson White
alpha isn't about high skill ceiling. high skill ceiling is for nerds.
David Thompson
Chainsaw music is best
Jacob Mitchell
How do I learn to play it? I've got one sitting in my attic.
Ryan Perez
I guess that's a sign it's pretty unmanly
Blake Walker
the trumpet
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Evan Edwards
You think you're some kind of artist?
Lincoln Jenkins
this is the true answer
Tyler Brooks
Patricians only
Daniel Murphy
Slapping is an alpha move.
You slap women. By slapping a man you've hit him and told him you don't even consider him worth punching in one go.
Asher Cook
Fucking BASED accordion. Grew up in South Texas, nothing like getting drunk with your Mexican friends at their family’s parties and staring at pretty Latina feet while this plays in the background
Brody Bennett
Classical guitar is still very chad
Oliver Jones
Northern Mexicans are trash.
Owen Harris
SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS GO ASTROS!
Cameron Evans
Blues guitar
Connor Cruz
i only play double bass and im not even sure id call it alpha. it does require a certain amount of physcial strength and confidence (theres nothing worse then a timid bassist) but i couldnt call it alpha. trumpet and tenor sax are probably most alpha.
Angel Morgan
nah double bass is the most alpha, especially in jazz where you’re arguably more core to the sound than drums