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first post for Teitanblood

>first wave

What do you think of the last Wormrot album? I think it's shit

Pretty bad, old stuff is a lot better

>I may think WIMPHAMMER/CELTIC COMPOST is the biggest load of horseshit I ever heard, but I respect them and I wish them well in the future

ALTERED TIME
ALTERED SPACE
RELATIVE DEFORMITY
ALTER REALITY
*SHREDDING INTENSIFIES*

DEEEEAAAATTTH
WHERE IS YOUR STIIIIIINNGG

What a good guy

ÜGH
youtube.com/watch?v=mVSbV_1UMTE

why are we all riding Quorthon's cock?
He was a pretentious spoiled kid, who got on his DAD'S label, refused to play live, didn't even have a band and was generally too self-important. He didn't give out the true identity of the band, his name, he claimed women were all over his dick and look at this shit "YIN and YANG fit me so perfectly" I mean it jsut proves that facebook didn't alter people, it just made the cringe spread out more.

RIPPING VAGINAL SKIN
RIPPING REPRODUCTIVE CHORDS
RIPPING SODOMIZE HER!!!

t. Per Ohlin

cool band but they should have went with a different vocalist

b-but I really like beastcraft T_T

whatever man, you know it to be true

also, why isn't there Star Wars heavy metal?

It's shitty second wave worship, you could better my frog pal.

rateyourmusic.com/artist/galactic-empire-1
metal-archives.com/bands/Hoth/3540357307
and there's another one..

>you know it to be true
You're right
I'm pretty sure Quorthon was proto-/r9k/. Fucker had to have had a learning disability of some kind. Not to mention his blatant Venom plagiarism and his denial of it

it's good, well-written second wave worship

>Not to mention his blatant Venom plagiarism and his denial of it

I thought it too much of a given to even mention that

why is everything that The Body touch amazing?

Np mates
Don't forget to check out this guy's other project, goskiller
youtu.be/FB0VFnxvLlY
(Altough I assume that if you've been here for a lil while you probably know about it)

>rape victim vocals

I've checked his page on MA but seeing how they're not nuclear BM it didn't interest me

I wanna set the u-ni-verse on fire

>literal pop music

blackie/deathfag nu-soyboymale detected

contrasted with thou's wretched growls its one of the best collaboration albums i know of my man

>The band has a female member

what about bolt thrower

Are you saying you don't listen to fukking Bolt Thrower?

The demo I posted is my favourite record ever but yeah the athmosphere is hugely different from uranium's

wtf Bolt Thrower has female member?
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One by one, to the swords, to the guns!
Two by two, and away we go
Father and Son, heed the words we pray
Deliver us from Evil this day
Deliver us from Evil today

>not liking Heart

it's like you don't like heavy metal

Is there a more pretentious genre of music than metal? I think not.

There's not a damn thing that metal's actually fully good at doing.

It often tries to be dark and chaotic, but it's severely held back by trying to be within standard musical structures. Stuff like industrial, dark ambient, power electronics, etc. does a far better job at actually being dark.

Metal also tries to at other times be epic. Also it tries to add in more complex, classical music inspired structures into the music to be muh intelligent. It offers both these concepts in a much watered down fashion compared to western art music which can be so much more epic with far more colorful instrumentation with complexity unmatched by any popular music genre, metal included.

But then this is where you go "but I like my music to be aggressive, you soyboy beta cuck nu male!" And metal fails at even that. The genre sacrifices too much potential for aggression by trying to do the pretentious trick I mentioned earlier where it tries to be more structurally complex or make intricate riffs which just doesn't work in a pop structure. Genres like punk (and its many subgenres), noise rock, no wave, harsh noise, even some hip hop/electronic music styles, etc. cut out all that bullshit to deliver something that's far more aggressive and hard hitting than metal will ever be.

Metal is literally the worst of all aspects of music as it's unable to bring the sophistication of the most sophisticated music, the intensity of the most intense music, the rawness of the most raw music, nor any sense of dynamics (unless it's goofy gimmicky prog shit), interesting rhythms, nor the kind of flow to the music to give it some kind of emotional meaning.

It probably ties with prog rock and art rock as some of the most overrated, shitty music ever made.

the guitar stringing (what's that called, I don't know, where you play with your fingers the chordnotes over and over again, sounds like ancient tapping) is straight out of the greek records he used to listen at home as a kid.

You fucking nu-male. If I ever happen to see you in real life, i'll crush you like the worm you are.
You disgust me. You'll find out very soon that your memes are not so funny when the clench of my fist come annihilate your teeth, you sick fuck.
You're going to cry for your momma when i'm done with your spamming cuck-ass you fucking degenerate.
Come and see bitch boy, try me.

>prog rock and art rock as some of the most overrated, shitty music ever made.

well...no one will disagree with you there

>replying to pasta
It's not even whole wheat, my colon is suffering

get out

Why is /metal/ so fucking autistic. I probably listen to more music than the majority of you. Have played music for 17 years. Been listening to metal for like 12 years. But because I ask a question or don't know each individual subgenre of le ebin d-beat subgenre I'm a tourist or numale. No offense faggots but psssst.. the best metal recs and discussion happen outside your soggy biscuit general.

I Ran is good but Space Age Love Song is much better.
youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9FG9YjBMM

AOTY

good song
youtube.com/watch?v=NCZuYS-9qaw

>listening to anything that isn't the first album of a band
Lmao

>ancient tapping
kek

>the best metal recs and discussion happen outside your soggy biscuit general.
Obviously. This is a shitposting general first and foremost.

where the fuck can I ask for recs then I want nuclear bm that isn't war metal

t.

>first album
>not their demos

>their demos
>not the poorly recorded rehearsal session they had the day following the band formation

fucking beat me to it

Daily reminder: Power metal is the truest form of metal

>their poorly recorded rehearsal session they had the day following the band formation
>not their screams as they exited their mothers' wombs
??

>not audio extracted from scans of their dad's balls

Fucking plebs, I only listen to the cosmic background microwave radiation.

who is dis
sdob bosting this

you're the real pleb here bucko, I listen to the sounds of tinnitus
;-;

it is officially papa roach sunday my dudes

>Feel it burn tonight

is there any good cosmic/lovecraftian metal?

truest form of gay you mean

>The corrosive parasites are trying to turn my home land into some fucking leper colony
what did he mean by this?

>not being there for their first rehearsal

posers the lot of you

I listen to my wife get fucked from the bedroom upstairs. Also I listen to Christian metal as well

Power metal is alpha metal
youtube.com/watch?v=qqc1yNuFrps

no contradiction

That's he's a racist Sup Forumstard

metal is gay

>tfw this is the cast for Lords of Chaos

Who are the two chicks supposed to be?

Haralds gf?
Hellhammers sloots?

quorthon and tom warrior

are those real bullets

>are those real bullets
nah they sell them on eBay
might buy .308 one

They're all manlets lol

>the man behind Goatmoon looks like a nu-male
what did he mean by this

god they're all so fucking ugly

the belt or the bullets

boolits come with belt

>nu-male
He's far more attractive than you fat neckbeard virgins will ever be

Post bands who started shitty but got better.

t.

hello dear open bobs and lasagna
or gtfo

t. ugly fat fuck

I may be fat, but at least i'm not a nu-male KEK LOSER!!!!

Rocka Rolla is the best metal record of 74

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youtube.com/watch?v=aJMmF1h-RHo

Spit Out The Bone is the best metal song released this decade.

>Spit Out The Bone
>listening to metallica
>in 2017 + 1
Are you retarded?

I would agree normally and I don't think there's any other song worth anything on that album, but that song is flawless and nothing released this decade compares.

I have zero musical knowledge of the last 20 years of metal. What are some new bands that sound like Iron Maiden (both the singer and thematically). No sopranos or guttural fucks, please.

Pic very much related. It's Iron Maiden's second best album, right behind Seventh Son.

>that cover
What were they thinking??

>Pic very much related. It's Iron Maiden's second best album,
Wait, is this bait?

Seventh Son is their worst of their great 80s run, and Dance of Death is their worst album with Dickinson on vocals.

BURNING SKIIEEEES
BATTLE CRIEEEES

TOTAL DESTRUCTIOOOONN

how influential was ultraboris really

I'm stilll waiting for suggestions, you fucks. Let's not pretend metal is high art, just give me some similar bands to listen.