What do you mean I can't be a Bond girl anymore??

What do you mean I can't be a Bond girl anymore??

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you always be my girl Denise

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I don't know if she fucked her shit up or if she always had features that would invariably age badly

JUST

Ayy lmao

Meanwhile Dizzy won

10/10

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dubs and the next bond girl will be ramadan abdullah

She's always had a kind of droopy face.

That said. 50% of how someone looks is in the image. It's why you see the same 10 or so images of certain celebs looking horrible.

Oh I'd blacken her eyes, keep her tantalized with the thought of escape for weeks in an attic, then hang her from a fucking hook, old cunts like this make me sick, they're in this world to get beaten up and pissed on.

Still would tbqh

>007

007 ?

close enough!!!

why do women age like milk?

I always though it would be nice if Charlie Sheen got back with her and turned his life around for his kids. Aids and crack are better.

>007

What a slut

>meanwhile in MILF town

>that episode where her nephew is caught by her mind fapping to her playboy shoot and she sits next to him to talk about it

She was so fucking hot in Starship Troopers

I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY

WHO IS BEST STARSHIP TROOPERS GIRL?

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Always will be the best.

>i will never have an erotic romp with Dizzy as a member of the Mobile Infantry

>wont even live my fantasy in an ERP

why is life so shit?

DINAFU

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To be fair she was around the age of 30 when she was in starship troopers, she's not aging badly. The other guy from starship troopers hasn't aged a bit.. He might look better now. Check out the screen junkies Captain America roast

I liked her in that dumb movie wiht Pamela Anderson. Source of many great faps, dumb, blonde bimbos are my fetish and I could project onto their valet

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>dizzy was best girl afterall
feels good man

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It's the stupid tan and she's anorexic. If she lost the tan and ate a cheeseburger she'd look way better.

>Her boobs
RIP

DA DA

DUN

DA DA

DUN

DADADADADA

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Which of the Bond movies is this one?

Day yum. She hit the wall harder than freight train on NOS.

Goldfinger

The best one is still the best! Fuck yes!!!

Nah, the damage from tanning is done. Back in the day she wouldn't have used fake tan so her skin is fucked from the sun.

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The World is Not Enough, without a doubt the most underrated entry in the series

izzy still fuckable after all these years

Damn, she was a literally perfect goddess not that long ago.
Ever think that if celebs would just stop getting to stay young, they'd age better?

She's younger than Monica Belluci, who was a Bond girl at 50

Le 'she was slutty and I'm 12years old so she's best gurl' face.

WHAT!!!! WHAT HAPPENED????

Please dont tell me Casper Van Dien aged badly too

If someone like Denise Richards (a literal 10/10) aged that badly, we dont stand a chance.

Are there seriously women that don't swallow?

Literal 10/10. She aged horribly. GODDAMMIT CHARLIE SHEEN YOU RUINED MY WAIFU

Go watch army dog

He is cursed. Everyone around him ends up JUST one way or another

Just watched the trailer. Dude still looks like Johnny Rico.

You can fix sun damage user.

It's called laser resurfacing. She has the money to do it.

And anyway she's anorexic too. That'll make you look like shit as well. She needs to eat.

She had work done.

Looked more like Laura Croft than Jolie. Too bad she can't act.

I blame watching this scene at a young age for my massive lesbian fetish.

I blame this girl for my massive slut fetish

pretty sure these gals shaped my sexuality

When it comes to aging its been scientifically proven white women have it the worst out of all the races. I guess its a trade off being the most sought after race when they're young.

Even among them there are more extreme examples. Eastern European white women have an even shorter expiration date.

i definitely dont remember this scene.

Didn't Charlie out her as an octoroon?

Lost

how do you explain Milla Jovovich?

>like a fine cheese

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implying jolie can

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maybe she even has the AIDs?

its from the deleted

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>Are there seriously women that don't swallow?

Yes. They're called "unhappy women who are not in stable relationships".

who is that kid and why is sasha grey kissing him

Denise looks nothing like Jennifer

Is that when she first started dating ashton kutcher?

THE FUCK IS THE MEANING OF THIS???!!!! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATATION

>why do white women age like milk?

Fixed that for you. It balances them out honestly. The one race of woman men of every race have no problem fucking, so they had to have some kind of vice like aging like shit as soon as they're past their prime.

what the fuck

They're called married.

She had pancakes tits years ago - imagine them now...

Hey Izzy, wanna hook up?

Christ.

> TFW she never showed her tities

She wasted my childhood :'(