Is it true she fucked Star Wars fans at conventions throughout the 80's and 90's?

Is it true she fucked Star Wars fans at conventions throughout the 80's and 90's?

>tfw you will never fuck a coked up young Carrie Fisher

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Yeah I actually got a handjob from her back in 82 at StarCon 82 in Wisconsin. She was all over me and it was pretty hot. Vagina is hairy tho

>Vagina is hairy tho
>tho

>lying on the chon

Dude I ate her out and her vagina was way to hairy for my liking. Like do you want pubes rubbing against your face and shit?!?!?

>eating out a whore

How did my cum taste faggot?

>back in 82
>but I talk online like a retard raised by the internet

K.

>82
>vagina way too hairy

I mean she wasnt a whore to me at StarCon 82'... It was like a dream come true. And she was all over me. I was only 13 but looked 20 so whatevs

Yeah she didn't put her own pussy on a pedestal and fucked random nerds just because it's not like it was a lot of work for her to get them off and she knew it would make their day.

She was a saint and I'll miss her.

you were her whore, actually

>Fucked a chick in '82
>Having an aversion to Pubes
>Shaving did not even begin to be popular until the mid 90s

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Dude it was TO hairy. Like it was a huge bush and made my face all greasy. There are good pubes and bad pubes

This.

But even without it, I adore her sense of humor and I'm really sad she died.

I don't fucking believe you

>Like do you want pubes rubbing against your face and shit?!?!?
Dank.

You're just embarrassing yourself now, it's pretty pathetic honestly. Whatever keeps you going on the long, lonely nights of shitposting.

Nerds are jelly of my sexual relations with that dead wh9re LOL

Yeah. I got a blowjob from her.

I told her to call herself Palpatine though

She did this spinning thing with her tongue.

>Vagina is hairy tho
Dumb picky virgin

trimming was popular in the 80s though

I fucked CGI Leia.

Spinning? That's a good trick

Yeah I actually got a blowjob from her back in 83 at StarCon 83 in Minnesota. She was all over me and it was pretty hot. Armpits were hairy tho

>I ate her out
Gay as fuck

>TO

I'm a Mortician and I'm fucking her dead body at the moment.

Not bad...

Did she do it for free though?

In the UK there was this comedian/entertainer called Justin Lee Collins and after a few years he became very successful but it later emerged that he was a wifebeater or some shit and it killed his career.

Anyway something related to the thread he once turned up unannounced to Carrie Fisher's home in LA, and she actually invited him in and gave an interview just like that. Just seemed pretty cool of her and showed what kind of person she was. During this doc he was filming Mark Hamill wouldn't talk to him unless he was paid like 100 grand.

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Why did she pick you out of many fans who would have wanted to have the Star Wars experience?

If I had a time machine
I'd go back in time

Pick up a pound of coke
if doing so wasn't a crime

Go to a Sci Fi convention to meet Carrie Fisher
Give it all to her and go back to hotel room and hug and kiss her

-McJagger

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thoroughly underrated post

To not have pubes rubbing against your face a vagina has to be completely shaved, and in the 80's they weren't obsessed with fucking little girls so women weren't generally shaving their cooch area

I wasn't born until '94 so I don't know how it was but if at the time it was well known that Fisher was a coke whore it'd be worth it to spend a good amount for coke and give it to her with sex in exchange.
I mean it would be less expensive than an OK tier escort girl probably.

>Carrie Fisher dies
>Sup Forums discuss about her hairy "vagina" aka pubis

Because it in his mind

lol

Lets say it's real and Fisher looked for sex at SW conventions in the 80's, user would probably be part of the security staff.

Yeah I actually got a Twi'lek tugger from her behind the cantina in Mos Eisley a long time ago. She was all over me and I shot my load first

>She was all over me and I shot my load first
You mean before she did?

holy fuck this is pathetic roleplaying. kill yourself.
>tho
>bruh
>XD
>lulllll

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I'd think she could get her own coke

Coke ain't cheap. And it's a lot easier to swindle a fan out of $500 for a BJ than it is to blow the dealer for a gram.

A friend of a friend said he met her once and got lucky. He said she a mole on her back. This was in '94. I don't believe him still but he had connections in the day and it would only be mildly surprising. Still, I hold most of my doubts. Star Wars fans that are attractive usually are Dads who get swole from my experience, or just a rarity in general. A myth.

George Lucas was a whore though. Filthy slut.

Does your dad work at Nintendo?