Tottenham chelsea pre match thread, LADS

tottenham chelsea pre match thread, LADS

took me a good 2 minutes to fugre out what line up pic related meant to represent and still not sure if it's even correct

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Baka

Legit question from a guy who did not have time to watch Premier League last year: what happened to Hazard?

injured on belgium duty

All upsets make good memes. Go Tottenham!

>christensen
>moses at RW
JUST

cont: so I'm guessing that's what they're going for?

injured

Tottenham are favourites

Watch this meme team beat Spurs. It's written in the stars.

>can show the É for kanté
>no Ü for Rüdiger

Rüde!

Of course they will beat Spurs. They are the biggest loser team on the planet. And I'm a Spurs-fan.

I think it's simply a 343 with Aspie rwb and Moses rw, nothing too weird.
Replace Willian and Moses and this is my ideal Chelsea XI this season.

Oh, thanks

You fucking cunts! Glad wales cucked you

>Bakayoko being forced to play when he's barely fit
>Moses as a winger
>Pedro on the bench when he doesn't even have a functioning ankle
>Boga not even on the bench
Th-thanks Gonde, really looking forward to getting sacked huh?

Gunna pop down to the big asda lads what do you want

I wasnt just talking about the players, also the order in which they were listed. there seems to be 0 logic

>these shite lineups

I guess its up to >us to stop manure

And what shit line-up are Spurs putting out?

>theweakmustfearthestrong.jpg

>english premier league
>the champions have no english players

Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial 20m
#THFC: Lloris (C), Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen, Dele, Kane

>not posting both line-ups

Tottenham Hotspur:Lloris, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Trippier, Wanyama, Dembele, Davies, Alli, Eriksen, Kane.
Subs: Son, Janssen, Vorm, Sissoko, Wimmer, Winks, Walker-Peters.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger, Moses, Kante, Luiz, Alonso, Willian, Bakayoko, Morata.
Subs: Caballero, Pedro, Kenedy, Musonda, Batshuayi, Tomori, Scott.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

>forgetting England's Brave Kyle Scott

He's American

>those benches
I can't believe these 2 teams finished in the top 2 last season

>the state of that bench

fucking mong, that face is irreparable

is there some kind of acceptable good stream?

thanks

Dubs for Kane hat-trick

dazn mate crispy clear 1080p and only like 3 minutes behind

acestream://d5a204cb5469f0712f52d8bb7afc22b0fdd9a962

The only players on these benches that should be anywhere near the squads are
>Son, Pedro, Batshuayi
Jesus christ these squads are shit

bakayoko is getting EXPOSED today

dubs for baka blooter

>sell all your players
>buy no one
These 2 teams are run by retards

I want Bakayoko to be good

Is he good though?

ive stayed up too long to watch anymore, but i hope chelsea gets closer to relegation

Hi italy bro, wtf is SPAL 2013 ?

We all want Chelsea to win, right?

Don't want the scum from North London winning anything with their dogshite corrupt england players.

>only like 3 minutes behind
>only

sorry to be summer, how can i use acestream? can you do it without signing up?

dazn doesn't work in my country.

When does anyone ever want Spurs to win?

bakayoko

Official Bakayoko post

just press the download button, once you install it you go media->open ace stream content ID and you put in the URL

Bakayoko lads

smhyoko
baka yoko

How about Bakayoko

Bakayoko is a nigger.

5 pack of jam doughnuts please m8 (ASDA spells them donuts, so take a pen to correct the label).

Idk why, but those doughtnuts are so addictive. I'm pretty into cooking and knowledgeable about good food, but I'd take a 5 pack of them any day. I don't care how plebby it is.

Bakayoko loko

Sick of this disgusting racism tbqh.

Bakayoko memes

have never heard of cacayoko until today, what's he like lads?

Fifa says he has a good potential

Bakapoopoo

He looks awkward and clumsy

Perro Cacayoko

will be a 0-0 kante and baka to win all the balls back and then have either willian who passes back and moses who'll lose the ball in front of them

why are they playing at Wembley?
Tottenham haven't been in a final in years

lmao that Chelshit XI

wembley is chelsea's new away stadium

Why is Chelsea such a nigger club? First Kante and now Bakayoko.

>20k empty seats

Small club.

What does this expression convey?

thank you mate!!

Is Pochettino the best manager to never win silverware?

what the FUCK is wrong with this mouthbreather

did his jaw not set properly when he was younger? why does he look like eggman?

so many questions

Fast and stiff.

Hair transplant

welcome m8. ynwa

Are Spurs selling their tickets cheap because they have a lot of seats to fill?

will it be baka yoko or baka yoko ono

its a wig not a hair transplant

its a wig

But like William Carvalho. Looks afraid on the ball.

>2 League cups since '92
Shit irrelevent club. Only get to play at Wembley because the FA brown noses them.

cornetto

AHAHAHA THIS USELESS TURK NIGGER CUNT SUCKED DICK AGAIN

WHY DO PLEBS THING HE IS GOOD

This. Kane and Alli to a good club soon?

Even worse than our own Xhaka.

it's a syrup

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This banter lads.

thank you based stoke police.

Why is this thread so weird?

it's gk, then by number

rudi nr 2, alonso 3 to DL30

theres a distinct lack of pre-game slags

>zidane Goat tier

fucking lel

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That's great.

Kids are getting raped and people being called mean names on the internet and they just shitpost in twitter.

What a good use of council tax money desu.

dubs and Chelsea lose by 5 goals or more

what makes it weird?

this, but messi

...

what the..

>my car was stolen from my garage but that's a top joke, lad

is this an all Walcott eleven?

good goy

hey guys whitewalkers steal a dragon tonight btw