Tottenham vs. Chelsea

Wembley edition

Tottenham Hotspur:Lloris, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Trippier, Wanyama, Dembele, Davies, Alli, Eriksen, Kane.
Subs: Son, Janssen, Vorm, Sissoko, Wimmer, Winks, Walker-Peters.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger, Moses, Kante, Luiz, Alonso, Willian, Bakayoko, Morata.
Subs: Caballero, Pedro, Kenedy, Musonda, Batshuayi, Tomori, Scott.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)
>bakayoko

>de gay

How to improve Divegrass:

Every 10 minutes there isn't a goal a player from both sides needs to get taken off until a goal is scored.

LONDON CLUBS ARE FUCKING SHITE

Got a bet on Chelsea to win by at least 2 goals, am I fucked lads

Alderweireld to city when

>no azpilicueta bf

Yes

Most handsome players on the pitch

1. Davies
2. Morata
3. Alonso
4. Lloris
5. Eriksen
6. Azpi
7. Vertonghen

who has the advantage here lads

why did chelsea sell matic to play luiz in midfield?

How did Spurs come to be known as a Jew club?

>anyone selling shit players?

AYO

pls gib streams big strong europeans

this will be a goal

checkem

Post memes so lame that you don't even know how they became memes in the first place.
>BANE?

ALONSO FREEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>eriksen

littlefinger dies by arya next week lads

MARCOS A

good quads, hopefully next season after another shit season by spurs

SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO SPURS BTFO
not at all lad

bigfinger

ALONSO
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>Spuds

good
goal

WE WUZ WESTEROSI N SHEIT

What a shot.

Vorm would have saved that

Holy shit

How much of a fucking cuck do you have to be to support such a cuck club like Tottenham

damn

>anyone
>more handsome than Alonso

GOAT

alonso is unironically the best free kick taker in the world

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Curved more than my knob that free kick

Classic goal from Chelsea against Spurs.

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ESSSKETIIIIT

JUNINHO ALONSOBUCANO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>The mighty Sperms

MURDERER

>spuds

BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA BLOOTA

Their area of north London is full of Jews

>podgetino

BASED MURDERER NOW MURDERING SPUDS

>spurs fans leaving in droves
KEK

>alonso
literally who is this guy?

TAWP BINS, M8

>you'll never get to pierce alonso soft boipussy

I wish I was moses lads :c

Wew lads

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LE MURDER MAN

wowwwoowwwowwwoooow

SAD!

you have to be a jew

ABC'S BTFO

what a perfect freekick that was

ALONSO

>go for a piss
>alonso scores

Scoring from set pieces should be banned desu.

Lloris didn't even stretch for it lmaooo

wah happn

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huh

alonso is the best free kick taker in the league

>Alderweirelet

WHOLE LOTTA GAANG SHIITTT

The F1 driver

Imagine having your fiercest rivals (who are in a freefall) win silverware twice on your new ground before you've even played a match, and then lose to the team they beat both times.

I'd kill myself

Yeah, that was decent

>Spurs

Kane even wanted to catch the freekick with his face. What a guy.

>tfw no one watches the football anymore thanks to the stream banning

>half the stadium cleared out already

Luiz looks like Sideshow Bob

this

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

how far do you have to walk for it?

tbf, you don't have indoor plumbing

Gomes would have saved that

Probably be like 5-1 mate Spurs are shit lol

>you now remember neymar earns £51 a minute

pochetinno looking FAT

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>de gay

that's not how you spell yaya toure

Aled could have prevented that but he didn't want to fuck up his hitler youth haircut. Shit

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TYBC

Can't you find a closer street?

Come on spurs

Gylfi?

>kills a woman and gets away with it
>kills spurs and again gets away with it
who can stop this man