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AMWF edition

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/balt/

fat people

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I let a tubby suck me off and her teeth kept grinding against the underside of my cock. shit hurt
however, my first sug was from another tub and she was the best at it. sucked me off fast and took no breaks either

MY PIC!!

>tfw not even a fat woman would fuck me

There was a fat girl who liked me in high school and I told her I wasn't interested and then she would run every day by my house and lost tons of weight and I told her I still wasn't interested

slowmark lmao

I don't trust skinny bakers. It's like they don't trust what they bake.

how do you know?
have you ever tried talking to one?

>7 weeks in coma
>wake up as fat as before

shit nigga what died did they put her on? intravenous bacon grease?

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Is this you?

>I stil wasn't interested
Why

When your body is stagnant and you're that big it consumes your muscle before it does the fat.

when you're that fat losing even 60lbs won't look like much
t. watched episodes of my 600lb life

there he goes again with the broscience

Yes she told me I was too ugly

She was ugly and a minority (which isn't necessarily bad but she smelt bad)

Had a dream about a girl. We were driving somewhere and said nothing to each other. The dream ended when I stopped the car and she walked out. I don't know that girl.

i have a poop thats bubbling in my anus

are you prepared 1 (you) for yes 1 @post for no

The heck? Why would watch that?

I'm the broscience guy. He's a poser.

DOODEEBOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hate the alt-right so much

what motivates you

haha it's mine now roastie

>tfw all these sissy fuccbois commenting on MY qts new insta photo

FUCK OFFFF

otter pop or choccy milk?

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Please don't bully

I've been called ugly by two fat black women. Thinking about killing myself

Buddhas are always so jolly. I wanna go back in time and give the Buddha a hug.

>talking to black women, much less fat ones
maybe you should kys
post face first

That's Budai and he's a folk diety who never existed.

what a controversial and inflaming opinion
you're so brave to post it here

well gotta go back to the ol center for lunch
see you buds some other time

I like black girls. Some are cute.

I didn't talk to them I just overheard talking to their friends

>post face first
I don't want to post my nigger face here

Bye user!

Budai looks jolly too. I'll hug them both.

>my nigger face

>that cute black girl who was clearly interested in me
>mfw i was too dumb to realize this
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

/cum/ seems like the anti-Sup Forums

Buddha wasn't jolly. He was an ascetic.

later bud

gonna poop anyways

/cum/ is strictly anti-drumpf

but pro-wall

?

Don't worry user You'll find a better girl than her

Post pic when you're done

not getting banned again

ruuuuude!!!

stop bullying cute denmark

Had a crush on a Blasian girl named Nicole in middle school.

From wikipedia
>Budai in folklore is admired for his jovial attitude, plenitude, and wisdom of contentment. One belief popular in folklore maintains that rubbing his belly brings wealth, good luck, and prosperity.

I'm gonna hug the crap out of Budai.
Also, look at pic related and tell me that's not jolly

I probably won't she was pretty cool and I'm a shitter.

last thread was horrible, let's hope this one goes better

Weak white Americans let niggers and spics fuk Thier women while subsidizing them through welfare. White men pay the government to replace them

blumpfff is never going to build the wall

This thread is already worse, let's just keep playing with the beta Asian kid

>Blasian
Ewww

don't remind me

If a white boi fucked wimmin of your race you wouldn't do anything either, pussy

My plans for mixing with a Mexican have been put on hold.
She was cute.

>spics and niggers
Asian men*

I would break a white boys kneecaps if he so much as looked at my sister, that's something whites would never do
Even them as well. Muslims too.

>She was cute

Impossible Blasians can't be cute

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congratz lads, you're now /lat/ tier
*claps*

Sure tuff guy

>I would break a white boys kneecaps if he so much as looked at my sister
lmao, I guess nobody is looking at your sister then considering all these unbroken kneecaps

Well she was. She talked about anime a lot.

don't you EVER fucking say that about these threads every again

>tfw no dreampop gf

learning about the Awan family IT scandal buds
shits fucky

I'm a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout

My sister is very ugly so admitingly I don't have to worry about her having sex and stuff
The UK is the worst example of what I said

["congratz lads, you're now /lat/ tier" in Spanish]
[*claps* in Spanish]

When I get all steamed up
and start to shout

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post asian whores

Twitter has taught people that they are funny
They're fucking not, you know how many times I've met a bitch who thinks they're a comedy genius when in reality they just have like three fucking phrases that they use in response to other situations it's the lamest shit of all time but I still have to act like they're funny because I still want to fuck god damn

>you know how many times I've met a bitch who thinks they're a comedy genius when in reality they just have like three fucking phrases that they use in response to other situations
but thats cute tho. girls are supposed to be cute and lovable, not funny

the worst thing is those shite meme template things where they change 3 words

Why do you associate with people who use Twitter humor in real life? Nobody who does real life memes is worth being around.

R8 my genetics

very american

it's the majority of people I meet
superiority complexes based off of male attention is not cute, it'd be cute if they were making innocent little blunders but they're saying shit like "oh hell nah bitch drink this tea BEYONCE am i right fellas"

jersey shore nigger

Ew It's Joshua. What a loser. I heard he wears a bathing suit when he showers

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>being any % middle eastern/x african

>oh hell nah bitch drink this tea BEYONCE am i right fellas
wtf, the girls you hang out with must be mentally ill because I never hear people talking this way

Imagine being this autistic and editing this

anim-apes need to stop posting forever

in a commercial database now/10

Post your genetics then paco
Not really

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are you hanging out with 15 year olds

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Post'em

I kind of like this AMWF autism. It's a refreshing change from BMWF/cuck shilling

I'm in uni m8, i might as well be fucking 15 year olds