TODAY'S NEWS ROUNDUP: >British/French governments collude to block 250-vehicle refugees welcome "aid convoy" destined for Calais camp at Dover to avoid public backlash ahead of vote bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-36567396
>user found that during the 2003 Swedish euro referendum a pro-euro politician, Anna Lindh, was stabbed to death with all campaigning suspended after en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Lindh#Assassination
>15 members of a paki rape gang jailed this afternoon, media refuses to talk about potential number of victims but we know the court processed 1,848 statements bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36559092
>Mi5 agent conveniently yells "death to traitors, freedom for britain" in court just days before we go to the polls bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36567005
This year could be either really shit or the best thing to happen in a while.
>Brexit >followed by greece and other eurosceptic countries >EU disintergrates by 2019 >Trump elected
Or
>Brexit fails >European Army >United States of Europe declared >Rehabilitation Camps begin running >Hillary Elected >America disarmed, South takes it horribly sparking another civil war >Turkey joins EU mass migration even more into UK, Germany and France >Whites are minority in 2030.
Brody Bell
If anyone here is feeling emotionally unbalanced and lonely, if anyone here feels the urge to assassinate a politician after immersing themselves in white-supremacist/nationalist sub-cultures.
Reach out for help
Not even joking.
The smaritans are really helpful and you can always contact your local gp (they usually have "emergency appointments" available on the day or day after you contact them)
Landon Anderson
BREAKING: Photo emerges of UKIP MEP Nigel Farage personally ordering the assassination of brave Remain campaigner Jo Cox
>MPs 'considering using majority' to keep UK in single market
>There is a pro-Remain majority in the House of Commons of 454 MPs to 147.
>[some] say it would be legitimate for MPs to push for the UK to stay in the single market because the Leave campaign has refused to spell out what trading relationship it wants the UK to have with the EU in the future.
>Stephen Kinnock, the Labour MP for Aberavon, said: "If the British people voted to leave the EU that's one thing. "But can we really say that they voted for the devastation and destruction of the entire exporting sector of our economy? I don't think you can necessarily say that there's a democratic mandate for that."
Reminder to Brit-fags: even if "leave" wins, the government doesn't have to act.
>Just like with all other European nations which have rejected integration with Europe, the British government will ignore the will of the people for the benefit of the people.
Logan Russell
I couldn't have imagined UKIP having this kind of popularity a few years ago. Regardless of the referendum result, I'm expecting an even bigger surge for Nige & the lads.
Xavier Davis
+2 2
Wyatt Edwards
>tfw you're 25 and never had sexual experience >Ever When I hear stories from others about adolescent sexual adventures they had it makes me die a little inside, like I'm half a person.
Benjamin Powell
why is Gove so based
Kevin Gray
One(1)
Ian Brooks
OP got us good with the title lads.
Blake Collins
There is also
>Brexit >EU doesn't like it >Cameron ordered by EU masters to hold another referendum >Referendums keep being held until a Remain vote passes
Austin Wood
REMINDER THAT LEAVE WILL WIN LADS
Justin Bennett
Then UKIP get 150 new recruits.
Nicholas Phillips
>UKIP win a landslide
Mason Brooks
CORNISH RECIEVE SUPPORT FROM SAUDI ARABIA WE MUST DEFEAT THE CNLA JIHADIS
Carson Perez
If they don't act, then the government get's toppled by the 50ish Pro-Leave MP's, a new one is elected and THAT one follows the referendum.
I'm not sure what your trying to meme here
>On Friday there will literally be millions of such posts
My god it's beautiful
Mason Foster
The Tories have a majority of only 12 and were forced to offer a referendum to avoid mass defections to UKIP (which would have lost them the Lib-Dem marginals). Doing this would destroy the Conservative party permanently
Logan Powell
Wierd how the numbers haven't changed significantly since the GE (except +5 ish to UKIP)
Seems people are pretty "meh" tier towards Cameron.
Carter Gomez
Even with the dead MP Remain seems to have no energy whatsoever for a fight
Daniel Thomas
Leave still on course to win. The false flag has backfired.
Leo Long
>Dennis Skinner, beast of Bolsover, comes out as Leaver >gets fuck all attention
Ryder Baker
How many dads do you have?
Tyler Moore
...
Kayden Cruz
How does one keep going after the constant paki rape gangs?
Austin Bennett
Children, children, children..... You really are becoming an embarrassment with your three-an-hour "ayup lads its Brexit lads woowoo we're on our way to fucking Wembley" threads. For fucks sake READ WHAT YOU POST BEFORE YOU POST IT. Read down this Independent article a little way. You will find the sentence:
"Polling was carried out online on Wednesday and Thursday this week, with 192 out of 2,046 interviews carried out after the news of the attack on Jo Cox, the Labour MP."
In other words, children, THIS POLL IS NOW COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OBSOLETE. Less than 10% of its respondents responded after the event that began to change everything and NOUGHT PER CENT responded after the event that REALLY changed everything: Mair's getting up in court and saying he did it for Britain.
I know that you WANT it to happen, children. But it won't. Accept it and retire with dignity.
But above all STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD WITH YOUR INFANTILE SPAMMING FOR A LOST CAUSE BY POSTING POLL RESULTS THAT DONT MEAN ANYTHING ANY MORE.
Owen Harris
unfortunately the existence of lexiters is inconvenient for the left liberal muh racism narrative
Austin Diaz
Labour are just providing the most pathetic opposition since the early 1930's. Cameron could gun people down and still scrape a majority.
Henry Cook
Why does he pronounce "order" so strangely?
Josiah Ward
Why would the new Labour-led government of Corbyn follow the referendum?
Benjamin Martinez
Gertcha!
Justin Powell
>death to traitors, freedom to Britain
What did he mean by this?
Jaxon Stewart
?REMINDER THAT CAMERON SECURED A "SPECIAL DEAL" FROM THE EU THAT WAS SO BAD THAT THE REMAIN CAMPAIGN DITCHED IT IMMEDIATELY
How's about that temporary red card on migrant benefits guys that all the other nations councils must all unanimously agree on?
Brody Morris
>twitter.com/britainelects/status/744236087770492928 Westminster voting intention: CON: 34% (-2) LAB: 29% (-1) UKIP: 19% (+2) LDEM: 8% (-) GRN: 4% (-) via ComRes, online / 15 - 16 Jun) If we're lucky, we might actually get TWO MPS by 2020.
Adam Gomez
Why can't our politicians have bants like these?
Luis Turner
>Fresh >Euro >butthurt
Vintage
Because the new intake of MP's would be overwhelmingly Leave, or they'd be de-selected.
Kevin Young
Skinner is a senile old fuck regardless, he shouldn't be anywhere near parliament
Zachary Adams
2, my Daddies love each other very much
Brayden Wood
Rough translation >I have been made into a patsy to derail the referendum
Matthew Nguyen
NEW POLL FROM BRITAIN ELECTS LADS
Ryan Smith
everyone loves him, and thinks he's great, in his safe seat
BREAKING: Photo of Ed Milliband's thoughts at the funeral of Dame Lady MBE OBE Baroness Jo "Diana" Cox MP MEP
Dylan Bailey
Could UKIP nab some green voters with an energy policy centred on national quality of life? e.g., lower emissions in cities.
Daniel Taylor
It's surprising that they're only behind by about 5% with a radical like Corbyn in charge. Though the division wih Blairites has been rather low key with the referendum, so it's not like they've had major publicity.
Matthew Gonzalez
>REMINDER THAT LEAVE WILL WIN LADS Leave will loose.And when i say loose i mean loose real hard with 99% for remain and 1% for leave.
Landon Gray
Pointless poll, over half of it is from before Jo's death.
Carter James
lmao! 2DAD!!1
Luis Hill
>tfw Remain wins by under 1000 votes we'll see some serious shit if that happens
Jordan Diaz
THE SALTY FRENCH STRIKE AGAIN
Kevin Sullivan
Death to those who put non-brits/migrants before British citizens.
Thomas Howard
Greens aren't pro-environment they're Commies
Jace White
so let's view this remain list in order
>Obama - nignog shill >EU shills >sneaky commie chink >a poo >"let the refugees" Just-in (the door) Trudeau >some maori somoan fatty probably >le no refugee slanty man >UN leader >NATO bellend >career politicians >bankers >degenerates
Ayden Harris
...
Thomas Bell
fuck off poland
Eli Robinson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jackson Baker
No. A person willing to unironically vote Green is the sort that believe anything short of spread your daughter's ass open for migrants is literal nazism
Anthony Bailey
What's this about loose leaves?
James Turner
If the vote is ignored I honestly expect the Queen to join the game and disband the government (which she has the constitutional right to do) on grounds of not fucking listening to the people and calling new elections immediately. UKIP landslide of course inevitable.
Benjamin Evans
No.
The Green party isn't about the environment.
Zachary Collins
did they have to record that as his stated name?
kek
Ryder James
I'd call this list satire if I hadn't seen it shared 5 separate times on Facebook in the past 3 days