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/our gal/ edition

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good edition

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Tsim Fuckis

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The girl at the counter where I get my coffee is cute. Maybe it's why I go there.

Brady thread next?

I will have to come terms with the harsh reality of never being able to move to the US

New Idea:

Buy a month of Tinder Plus, set location to a nice city in Wisconsin and put in my profile text that I am looking for a wife so I can come to the US on a spousal visa.

Will never forget Sup Forums the day of the Superbowl

/cum/ moving too fast today I don't like it

*eats hummus and wheat thins*

gotta roll with the punches

i think the reason i find asian girls slightly more attractive than white girls on average, is because asian girls usually have unblemished skin and are skinnier.

i saw a bunch of cute asian girls with perfect legs today q.q

>EXPOSED, EXPOSED, BRADY IS OVER
>one hour later
>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH IMM GONNA KMS

heh...that was good
never watched a single minute of football but i chimed in on the shitposting

>q.q

BRADY IS FUCKING DONE LMAO WASHED UP HACK
>I-ITS NOT OVER YET
LMAO PATKEK DELUSIONS

No suprise from a leaf.

Are you that son-of-a-gun from /bant/ who didn't buy the $40 worth of eggs? Shameful! The dubs commanded it!

>66k visas per year for the whole world

BLOOPEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's okay to have autism

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what do you guys think of badly cropped pictures of attractive women with arm casts

wish i had a qt jew ancap gf

t. autist

gonna need some examples

Where would an intellectual such as myself find a weed dealer?

You shouldn't bully autistic people

if i must i must

I'm down for giving you a sham marriage so you can get a greencard

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please dont seal my reaction pics

i'll sell you some weed, bud

yawn

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I thought you said attractive

but are you even a gyallie

any canadians here?
i want to beat you up

I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE

Are weed and bud not the same thing?

nah id do it for you tho

where did you get that pic of me?

They're mine now nigger

they are, bud

my gf

Would absolutely destroy you buddy boy right upside your jaw

haha holy shit i am so lonely. no family, no relationship ever and now the few friends i have dont want to hang out ever and constantly ghost me. funny shit lads.

>lads

Isn't that self harm?

N-Nowhere!!

I don't enjoy being social

I find some Japanese women attractive but never Chinese women or Koreans and definitely not SEA girls. Am I the only one?

you cant just do that!

*buds
is this okay?

better

hi i'm asian

cum is a bud general

If ur a girl marry me pls

sharing meme images is caring. I encourage you to save and repost this picture

What's a good, fulfilling career for an ex-corporate lawyer? I can survive on 65k/yr or less. I need out.

Watch me

H-hi

Yes

haha holy shit i am so lonely. no family, no relationship ever and now the few friends i have dont want to hang out ever and constantly ghost me. funny shit buds.

I WANT A JEWISH PRINCESS GF

This whole time I've been imagining you as pretty much a Mexican Brittany Venti and only now do I realize you're probably a dude. Funny stuff.

haha holy shit i am so happy. family, a few friends i want to hang out with even more, and im going to get a gf soon enough. good shit buds.

go to a bar and try to meet people
no, i don't mean a club. a bar

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WITH A GARLIC AROMA THAT COULD LEVEL TACOMA

why the fuck are my fans so loud, Im not running anything besides chrome

Youre mentally ill

there is a anime girl running on a hamsterwheel inside your computer

do you have windows 10?
malware built into the OS

>nu-Sup Forums creams their jeans over this

thankfully no. Installed w7 years ago and never gonna drop it

You mean like this?

Another woman riding the alt-right train, i see.

if you've had updates turned on, you basically have all the W10 malware

silly post. i like it

im litterally never voting again.

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Is this the Wisconsin accent?

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She never claimed to be alt-right, though she's definitely enjoying the attention.

SHUT UP CANADA

lauren southern is a white nationalist

Doesn't that apply to yourself?

STOP SAID STOP STOP REPLYING
YOU HEAR ME I'LL KILL YOU REEEEE

>texted a girl to hang out
>she texted "I'll think about it"
>texts me "no" at 8 o'clock the next morning

All I asked was if she wanted to hang out

Implying you're in the vicinity of a Canadian in Canada??

>Finally got a match at tinder
>She says hi
>i say hi
>don't know what the fuck to do now

>23andMe only lets you buy the 149$ Kit if you're outside the US even though they're not gonna give you health data
what a load of crap desu

Ask her if she wants to come over

lyself faggot

love yourself?

it would make me look like a desperate creep, cana

Westernize ys, mex

Ryan please forgive me, I promise I won't actually track you down and embarrass you in front of your gramma

ryan lyshimself

rip in peace ryan

It wont make you look like desperate creep if your on tinder

youll look like a desperate creep if you try to get to know her better over text

>get liked
>go to see who it is
>nothing is there
what

Ask her about her interests? I find it usually helps to directly acknowledge the initial awkwardness. It generally breaks the ice pretty well.