Is there a better feeling than watching a comfy movie in the comfort of your home while it's cold outside just after...

Is there a better feeling than watching a comfy movie in the comfort of your home while it's cold outside just after you shaved your penis and it's just slightly erect?

I think not.

Where is this from?

If you have hair on your penis I suggest visiting a doctor.

I want those in my mouth.

If you don't have a few hairs on the base of your dick you're not a man.

18+ website buddy.

>If you don't have a few hairs on the base of your dick you're not a man.

So why wouldn't you pluck the "few hairs" rather than shaving? The need to shave his penis makes it sound like it's some fucked-up mutant cock with as much hair as a chin.

>plucking hairs on your penis

>shaving pubes is the biggest hassle
>do it anyways just in case I suddenly lose my virginity on the spot
>been prepared for maybe a good 7 years now

You're doing it wrong.

It's obviously going to happen when you don't shave for a while.

Sucking a freshly shaven dick is better

I have shaft hairs

Don't shit on us

are you watching me

>tfw I like to dye my pubs pink

>So why wouldn't you pluck the "few hairs" rather than shaving?
Because he's male.

>shaving your pubes
>not trimming them with electric trimmer
You look prepubescent with no hair down there

Goddamn right OP

>shave dick and balls
>get in bed with gf who is reading
>put westworld on
>play with the schlongmeister under covers
>silky smooth
>hold hand with gf
>smile
>put the hand around your silky smooth dick
>continues to jerk off
>get dick sucked and fuck
>missed half of the westworld ep

I might try this

But do you shave your asshole no homo?

>shaving your asshole
Did it once. When the hair started growing back it felt like an angry hornets nest was coming out of my asshole

>Missed half of the westworld ep
wtf is wrong with you?

thats why you use buttplug for a couple of days after shaving, it leaves time for the hairs to file down

I know right, I was furious and overly expressive with my displeasure with the fact that she felt too nice to rush immediately but jokes on her, she night have a pink eye soon

>use a buttplug for a couple days

...

>Used to never shave balls because fear of razor bumps from hell
>mfw when i finally tried it and it went perfectly and have perfect chicken-skin testes

I have hairs going halfway up the shaft, but only on the left side.

I do, but that's mainly to avoid dingleberries.

On that note, I should probably shave it again soon.

>shaving your genitals

>chicken skin testes

My gf said the same thing when she was tickling my balls the other night

fapping to to her in rotj

Not that user but oh my god it's heaven. Shave your asshole too. And your armpits. Fuck it shave your legs. It's fucking great.

she said the same thing to me when she was licking my balls last night

AHahhaahahahah what a loser faggot!

t. Someone in the same boat (22)

But she was licking mine last night. She either has a twin or a teleportation device

stealing this thread word for word with the exact same pic

don't ever shave down there. you are asking for trouble

Who is this blister sister

>mfw sucking on shaven balls

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