Band has two drummers

>band has two drummers

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>Band has three drummers

>band has 111 drummers

>band uses a drum machine

> Band has a flute player

>band doesn't have a drummer

>band has 4 guitarists
>6 bassists
>3 drummers
>2 custom percussionists
>2 turntablists
>1 synth player
>3 samplers
>5 vocalists
>1 xylophonist
>2 cello players
>4 drum machines
>one of the guitarists plays leads
>two of the guitarists fuck around with pedals and do atmospheric licks
>one of the guitarists plays dudebro djent chugging and smashes his guitar against a gong when he isn't required
>one of the bassists pretends he's a guitarist and does rhythm
>two of the bassists play slap
>one of the bassists plays slap but tuned a bit differently than the others
>one of the bassists plays normal basslines for backing sound
>the last bassist hooks his bass up to a computer that triggers midi basslines
>two of the drummers use a normal setup
>one of the drummers uses v-drums
>one of the percussionists has an array of custom triangles dangling around an office chair that make unique sounds when he hits them with a mallet
>the other bangs trash cans
>samplers sample the band's in house turntable scratching and give it back to the turntablists to chop and screw further who then give it back to the samplers to make microtonal harsh noise loops with
>synth guy doesn't actually know what he's doing and hits the randomize button in fl studio until it kinda works
>only one of the vocalists actually sings, the others do a choir-like array of chanting, screaming, shrieking and spoken word that usually sits in the background but comes forefront in the mix sometimes
>xylophonist dresses up like a skeleton and never removes mask. always interchangeably plays notes on two xylophones at once, one of which is modified to sound more percussive and atonal like thunder.
>one of the cellists plays it symphonically, the other is his autistic daughter who has no interest in music and plays abrasively
>the drum machines are at least 50 feet away from each other and play randomly generated kick drums at varying BPM which echo throughout the warehouse where the band lives and performs

>band has 2 turntables and a microphone

holy kek, is this real?

the Swans

>performance has 77 drummers

>Performance has 250 drummers
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>band drummer is a girl

>band has no drummers
>it's just the lead guitarist beatboxing loudly

>songs starts with an electric guitar getting plugged in

goddamn i hate this trend. who in their right mind thinks this sounds good? radiohead's done it for their last 3 tours and it's a bummer.

this. women should be relegated to bass only

>band has 3 drummers and one of them bangs on literal garbage cans

>album starts with 15min track of them tuning their instruments

happy birthday adrienne davies

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are you mad?

>band is only drummers

>band has both of these

I fucking hate this.

kek you also forgot to mention he gets jumped on stage.

>every album in artists discography is a concept album about the making of their previous album

>band has 77 drummers
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I'm a solo artist and I have two drummers. Got a problem with that?

One of my drummers (lets call him fat samuel) Is best suited for Drum and bass and jazz, and the other one (Lucky Larry) is more suited for double peddling metal music with breakdowns

could I just be playing randomly and no one would notice?

Ah shit he beat me to it. but at least I posted a link

I've never seen a bad girl drummer though

you haven't seen me yet

*seven nation army starts playing*

explain how the drums in this song are bad?

>Song is called Sound Check
>It's not a sound check
>It's actually the best song on the album

fucking A+ post

>microtonal harsh noise loops
my sides

Meg White is a good drummer. You can't measure how good a drummer is by their ability to play a Portnoy fill, y'know. She can keep a beat and she kept that hairy turd Jack White reined in for the best part of a decade. I'd say she's pretty damn good.

>band has two guitarrists
>they both lead
>has a violin player that sounds exactly the same every song
>has a woman singing, in reality it's pure choruses
>the band also has a transversal flute/recorder/whistle player
>they also have a keyboard player, who also plays the accordeon, he also plays guitar
>also he leads too as guitar
>one bass player that is relegated as a metronome
>a singer that can't for the life of his do a mellow voice, always strident yells
>every single one of them has input on the songs, always anti religious, always misantropist, always apocalyptical making them a mess
>a drummer whose last name means blowjob
>at some point they had a sax player
>all their songs sound very similar to each other

guess the band

whats the first one about though

>band has no drummers

Everyone would notice and immediately stop the entire performance to have the entire stadium stare you down until you sudoku

Parts of this suggest the Gizz but I don't think it actually is

>band has two drummers
>one of them lives in japan and doesn't play on any of their music

A concept album about their final album. The second half of the album is the same as the first half, just in reverse.

genuinely want to hear this if it is real

>girl drummer plays the drums barefoot

jesus christ

and a partridge in a pear tree

>Band has two
>WOMEN

velvet underground

>band unironically writes, performs, and records music in 2018

Genuinely makes me fucking ill.

>band's drummer does the vocals

>drummer has two dads

GRAVIT-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YYYYYY

Literally anyone can keep a beat. Are you fucking retarded? I would say that 99% of other drummers are more capable than her, thought I agree she isn't bad if you judge anyone who can keep a four to the floor beat going as a beastly drummer.

I mean Lars can't keep a beat

give me the name of one decent jazz musician who keeps the beat.

keeping a beat is one of the hardest parts about playing the drums, but playing a beat is about the easiest

are u serious. keeping a beat is a basic requirement for playing drums its the first fucking thing you learn and its easy as hell if you aren't retarded

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