I just saw Gremlins for the first time

I just saw Gremlins for the first time.

I thought this was a kids movie, jesus christ.
Don't get me wrong i loved the movie but god i would be scared to death if i watched this as a kid.

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Watched it for Christmas

It's even more demented than I remember.

That bar scene. Fucking LOL.

I actually find it more disturbing now than I did as a kid. What I remember growing up is that I really wanted my own personal army of gremlins to go around making mischief with

>tfw parents took me to see it when i was 4
Granted I wasn't a little pussy.

>expecting Phoebe Cates to tell some lame/sappy story about why she hates Christmas
>get kino
The 80's were a better time.

>Do you ever get depressed on Christmas?
>I don't celebrate Christmas.
>Are you a Jew or something?

Fun fact: Gremlins created the PG13 rating

What would a Gremlins 3 be like?
you know it's coming eventually.

That story is absolutely insane for a "kids" movie, not to mention the numerous murders that occur

The villain would be the offspring of the female Gremlin and the CEO's bastard love child, essentially he'd be some human looking thing that can morph into a Gremlin.

Bit weird to think they had female on male rape in the second one yet nobody batted an eye because it was for comedy. Also that fucking Gremlin bat and spider.

They don't make 'em like that anymore. Lost my shit hard.

Would you, Sup Forums?
I know I sure as fuck would.

If I streamed it, would anyone be interested?

her dad was a fucking moron

Gremlins?!

Bah, I have to sleep in like 30 minutes.

You see a lot of these gals in Vegas.

>Think the mom is gonna die or get captured
>She slaughters every fucking gremlin in the kitchen
Damn son

>No, my dad broke his neck trying to play Santa in the chimney to surprise us for Christmas
>We didn't know he was there until his body started to stink

And now PG-13 is safe for kids...

We need 15 rating to make some sense to action in blockbusters.

I will

old lady stair lift getting killed was brutal

I saw this when I was 4 and I was terrified being alone until age 7

I would for the sake of those dubs

Gremlins 2 > Gremlins

well no shit

>Gremlins 3

Nope. It'll be a reboot.

Our school showed it to us all the time

Which was odd because it said there was no santa claus

Originaly she was going to die, and the gremlins were going to throw her severed head to her son from above the stairs

But the writers thought that was too dark and instead had her shank them all and blow one up in the microwave

it will be called Niggers 3

it's gonna be about black people turning into niggers after eating KFC at midnight

>The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

>I thought this was a kids movie

now watch gremlins 2 youtu.be/iMz_bS2CLmw?t=1m36s

Many scenes disturbed me quite a bit as a kid. The first watch is always the most impressive. Rewatched it last year for the first time in a decade, the final act is pure kino.

Heres the version they made for TV.

youtube.com/watch?v=NCC5C5n6_PE

It's ridiculous how that scene just comes out of nowhere. I love how the sequel makes fun of it by showing how out of place it is.

It's ridiculous how that scene just comes out of nowhere. Even the sequel makes fun of how out of place that scene is.

Film is considered a gem

>tfw you get to be in both movies

Thought it was awesome, even as a really young kid. I even recommended it to my sister to show her kids, and then I remembered the scene where the chick tells that story about how she learned that Santa isn't real because her father died. That's such a weird out of place scene.

It was a combination of that and Temple of Doom. Night of the Living Dead also created the R rating.

It'll never happen. Too much time has passed, and kids nowadays barely know what Gremlins is, unless they have a parent who grew up with it. Plus, it would be all CG, which I don't want to see.

I was so mad when the VHS copy didn't have the Hulkster in it.

why does he keep the furby in the end instead of drowning it in the sink

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That's because you're sensitive.

Yes. I get really turned on over the idea of something hideous trying to fuck me but is so persistent I finally give into it even though I know I never should stick my dick in it.

I was told by my older sister who saw this movie in the theater as a little kid that my mom laughed somewhat hysterically at this part and totally embarrassed her.

oldfag reporting in. Saw it in the theater of June 1984. I was 9 years old
>microwave gremlin
ah haha, laughed my ass off
>gremlin attacking mom
got turned on
>gremlin breakdancing
ah haha funny shit
>gremlins singing to snow white
gay as fuck
>gremlin with a chainsaw
based as fuck
>gremlin melting like grilled cheese
fuck yeah

pussies ITT

It would be extremely interesting

for you

I alway loose my shit at 'Bunny rabbit'.

Is that Beta Uprising Gremlin?

sucks to be old, eh gramps?

Nah. Leonardo DiCaprio is only a year older than me and I'm physically well off like him (in the movies anyway). You're probably an overweight Ameritard with manly tits.

not probably, absolutely and undeniably.

>reboot
it'll be under a different name but loosely associated with the universe detailed in the gremlins 1+2. it might be set directly before or directly after, but around other characters involved in the events of those films, whom we have up until now never heard of. the film will be grittier and more adult audience, will be a horror flick, trying to recapture the old gremlins audience without having to rely too much on the old narratives so they can bring new people into the fold as well (after a few years they eventually rerelease the first two films on whichever the most popular media consumption platform is around at the time)

but why

>And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

watching gremlins was how i found out there was no santy claws

how dumb do you have to be to climb in a chimney pretending to be santa
even if he didnt die, he would have been dirty is fuck and gotten soot all over the place

I'd call it a horror film for kids. It's not anything too over the top and won't scare many adults (will entertain the fuck out of them though), but for kids it is pretty frighting.

>bar scene
>finish work
>stomp angrily to the bar muttering about bosses and deadlines
>open door, see image attached
>....
>queue at bar anyway

fuck it, i'm having a drink

As a kid I used to have nightmares where gremlins came to my house, cut my weiner off, fried it in a skillet & ate it as I watched...

Is that supposed to be a referance to the night stalker?

Got pretty surprised when watching the BD and getting a completely different scene.

Love how they had a joke about it in the sequel.
3 when?

Kids didn't use to be little faggots who got triggered all the time

it was my favorite movie as a little kid (and I'm a girl). I watched it almost every day for a while and thought it was hilarious.

It is a kid's movie. I watched it as a kid all the time. Gremlins 2 too, though that was more child friendly, I think.

There's always been a Berenstein moment with me surrounding Gremlins 3.

>Know there's no Gremlins 3.
>My cousin tells me there is.
>Tells me about things like Gremlins hijacking a tank and shit.
>Okay whatever.
>Talk to other kids at school.
>"Oh yeah there's totally a Gremlins 3, they hijack a tank."
>Multiple people seem to have seen Gremlins 3 and all repeat the same shit about its plot as though it's a real movie.
Either my cousin was the master fucking troll at like 11 years old or... I don't even know. I know Gremlins 3 doesn't exist. What the fuck.

I would if I knew how. Don't think she as a V.

I'd say they are 2 different kind of movies with cosmetic similarities. I enjoyed both, mind it.

But is a bit like Alien and Aliens (I enjoyed both too - it sucks be a kid now I guess. Fuck you, kids).

>There is no gremlin Pepe

They were the original shitposters.

You mean to tell me the whole story is a metaphor?
>posters are cute and all, but if the rules are not followed they turn into horrible monsters who ruin everything for shits and giggles
Truly Spielberg was ahead of his time.

Maybe it was another creature feature like Critters. You know what kids are like with memory.

That's because kids from your time and the ones these days are little coddled crybabies.

It was just a kid's movie with funny puppets driving toy cars and shit. And a lot of homoerotic subtext.

Putting on a green wig and raping a tv executive doesn't make you a girl lad.

homoerotic subtext?! can't say I ever noticed

>And a lot of homoerotic subtext.
What?

You youngsters are WEAK

Some foreign movies use sequel titles for their "original" movies.

Think Alyslum before Asylum was even a thing. It was a polular practice in the 70s/early 80s by italian/spanish/etc. small movie studios.

It's possible that there is a gremlin rip-off foreign movie titles Gremlins 3 out there (these movies usually have a lot of alternate titles too).

With Corey Feldman. Fuck, I wonder if he was abused while filming Gremlins...

Cinema Snob has taught me all about the confusing world of Italian zombie movies and how they were named.

get help, you fucking degenerate

Are you sure it wasn't a Ghoulies/Critters/Puppetmaster movie? They have lots of sequels and some of the creatures designs can be somewhat gremlin-like in some of them.

Used to be a guy sold all kinds of italian horror movies at a flea market/antique store.

sadly he eventually lost his booth after he started selling 70's/80s horror porn mixed in with everything.

>dat feel when I picked up a 70's vampire movie about 2 lesbian vampires and sat it back down forgetting to go back and buy it

closest thing I can think of is Critters (hijacking space ships) or Critters 2 (Critters big ball of fury)

Vampiros Lesbos?

I love these kind of movies. Jess Franco made some good one with his wife. The cuck.

He even had her lick cum on-screen in a few movies.

A reboot from the original completely sugarcoated made with the only purpose of selling Gizmos to the children.

I think this is it right here

I think it was the movie Munchies (1987).

Made by Roger Corman.

I'm not 100% sure though, it's been years since I saw it.

last I heard the only way a 3rd movie is happening is if Joe Dante himself allows it to happen, so for now its entire gonna be gold or nothing at all

It's actually a good movie visually. The story and acting are so-so, but the cinematography is surpringly Kino-esque for an exploitation flick.

It was a car, not a tank.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xp4q0pnD29s

But I think we're getting closer.

If that's true, then it's definitely ever happening until Joe's dead, he only made Gremlings 2 because the studio literally couldn't get anyone else to do it and he asked total freedom in exchange for doing it, and that's why it turned into almost a parody of the first movie.

Joe has said he has all kinds of ideas from it being a softish reboot with 1 and 2 being canon to crazy shit like mogwai being a brand name pet now and gremlins increasingly getting out of control

anyone else feel like directors for kids movies made this one just to scare the kids

What else is the point?

The director had previously made The Howling. I think this was also a take off on the original idea for E.T. where a farmhouse was attacked by aliens.

Really? Hadn't hear that. Sounds pretty fun. It'd be nice to see a bigger budget feature from Joe again. Burying the Ex was pretty fun but you could see it was on a very small budget.