Heh

heh
nothing personnel kid

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le tricky brazilian men

based ivan do you have a webm of his rainbow flick?

Nothing that England's brave Harry Kane couldn't do

>conceding two goals against tolose

>french defending

More like french surrendering haha

Me playing FIFA.

>we're back to the era of Brazilian tekkers and footwork

sure do

here we call this >lambreta

>angry french man
kek

this clip is hilarious if you only focus on the ''''''''''''''defenders''''''''''

seems like hes having fun

>the tormentor of Toulouse

Kkkkkk ficou puto

1000% jesus

"""french"""

>foul nerman
>yellow card
he's reached his dream of being treated like messi

i call it >carretilha

wtf

he was never able to pull this shit off in La Liga

wtf I love Neymar now

>Ligue 1

this is like a fight scene where the protagonist faces a horde of idiot henchmen that go at him one at a time

he was, but nobody cared because >messi

the Doom of Dijon
the Rapist of Rennes
the Bane of Bordeaux
the Calamity of Caen
the Atomiser of Ajaccio

Chaleira

THE TRITURATOR OF TOULOUSE

Kenshiro x random punks

lmao I wish

after 4 seasons I have a hard time coming up with great goals, he scored quite a few but most of them average. Don't think he's ever scored a goal after dribbling a rival

batman loko smurfing

Am I supposed to be amazed by Neymar or amazed by how shit Ligue 1 defending is?

how can someone achieve that saltyness level?

Two great clips for my "Neymar Jr. ● 2016/17 ● Dribbles/Skills and Goals ● HD1080p®" video.
Any other good webms?

Neymar always has been a disrespectful fuck.

break-up trauma causing severe memory loss

>doing this shit towards your own goal over a midfield manlet
ay

The MlelS unironically has better defending.

can't handle the bantz

Man this is embarrassing

Are all French teams this bad?

how would (you) react in corentin's shoes? i think it would slap my forehead and just laugh.

>Jean

try to faul him without being carded

Yeah they all have Arsenal and Tottenham styles

No it does not mls is garbage.

i'd foul him,get a red card and kill myself in the locker room

kek no one would see his name if he hadn't fouled and got yellow carded

>mfw nerman gets super bored of French football and comes to Liverpool to reign in the whole of England

Let's not overreact.

leaf bants and checked

>mfw youre a leaf so you probably have some degree of french blood

tfw you always knew the french league was bad but after watching PSGs opening two games you now realise just how shit

he is a literal who anyway

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>Bullying literal farmers
Shameful desu.

Haven't seen defending this bad since the Germans invaded in 1940

Golaço

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no. It's shit as hell and Toulouse is a shitty team.
Still, could win mls every year.

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honestly yeah it wouldn't even be a challenge. i mean we're getting there but one of the top defenders of the league got kicked out of Standard Liège.

dayum

Was Messi a fraud carried by the golden boys duo of Iniesta/Xavi and later on Neymar all along?

As a Madrista (né Madrid btw) i say yes

What do you expect of a team that is spelled "to lose" ?

kek

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nice

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Photoshop ?

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oh no, another 3 days of laughing at a nation

How long until some pissed off French defender just breaks his fucking shins?

>french

le multicultural leaf

fuck that angle as seen from neymar is nice af

but where is defense?

i'm unironically a lifelong psg fan and was hoping for this to happen to be perfectly honest with you F.A.M

nope.

cbc.ca/sports/soccer/canada-suffers-humiliating-8-1-defeat-to-end-world-cup-hopes-1.1133876

this is also real. canada literally lost to a non-country.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6Uw6iIlic

Stop lying, you'd go straight for the finger in the poopchute.

wow 220M neymar is unironically the best player in the league.

Shock.

No.

Not even joking.

No.

This thread is >french defending in a nutshell, this shit is worse than brasileirão tier.

fancy dan cunt

>"""french"""
>Corentin Jean
You can't even meme properly you stupid yankee cunt.

I guess it would mean more if he wasn't playing against a 10 man demoralised Toulouse who'd already lost the match half an hour before.
Do you have a webm of his other assist btw? The dive for Cavani's penalty.

>tinpot league

No it's not you dumb favelado.

The midtable of Ligue 1 (that is, every team between the relegation candidates and PSG/Monaco/maybe Lyon or Nice on a good year) is about the same level of our "big" 12 clubs. Exceptional teams like Cruzeiro 13/14 or Corinthians 2015 could reach a CL QF with some lucky draws, but that's about it.

That mistake on the corner was bizarre and not seen here often, but we have our own kinds of defensive mistakes in our league.

Are you high?
Any player worth anything is immediately sold to Europe for financial reasons.

Corinthians would get thrashed 5-0 by Anderlecht and Steua Bucharest in the group stages.

Our league is so garbage even the turf is shitty, players are walking on mud most of the time.

>Corinthians would get thrashed 5-0 by Anderlecht and Steua Bucharest in the group stages.
Vira-latismo is strong in this one.

This.
I know that friendlies are pointless, but every time we play against european clubs we do well.

In the brazilian deep south they call it "cacetinho"

It means "little penis" btw

The French guy had to respond in that way

when someone does something like that to you, you'd be a cuck not to foul them

t. G*úcho

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>implying this isn't all staged to make PSG look like a wonder team

That league is a joke. No wonder Lacazette or should I say Lacatalent dominated.

>He watched our league !
>Two first match !
>Will watch a third ! ahah !

>The Terroriser of Toulouse
>The Lambreter of Ligue 1
We're reaching percentages of Jesus that shouldn't even be possible lads.

Here in America we call it Uma Delcia

in pretty much every euro league the big teams rape the smaller ones, you see that happening in la liga everytime for example

>tfw psg's muslims jewed 200 million hues to watch their league for only 220 million euros