Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al's eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon Meme Metal Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone CupcakKe's 8.3 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2018 BNM Tally: 1 Nights since last BNM: 19
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories - Kendrick Lamar snubbed for AOTY at the Grammys yet again. - Will No Age get BNM? Or is their buzzband status over for good? - /p4k/ never dies
Nathaniel Campbell
yo i haven't seen these threads in fucking years my guy
Nicholas Perez
It has been a few months at most.
David Diaz
whoa wtf this thread is still around? wonder if all the old memes will show up, too...
Elijah Ramirez
Man I really miss when new threads were up for this everyday. I swear this board has died slowly in the last 2 years
Connor Clark
yeah they only stopped in like october last year
p4k shill was making these threads everyday but suddenly stopped, probably because they were becoming less popular. i took his place for a few weeks but stopped for awhile after some real life drama. a couple anons made them for awhile after i stopped but those dried up, too. the idea is that i can hopefully go back to posting these threads (mostly) nightly now that i'm in a better place.
Adam Perez
who ready for the Migos 8.3 BNM tonight?
Henry Lee
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Andrew Robinson
They're probably gonna get a 7.0 - 7.6. Culture 1 barely got a BNM with an 8.1 and that album had a lot more hype behind it. Even among Migos fans, the general consensus for the new album seems to be that there's excellent moments but way too much filler. Plus they might deduct points for the homophobia stuff since there was actual backlash this time around.
Joshua Powell
Dead Sara - Pleased to Meet You 8.3 BNM
Christopher Richardson
guessing 7.8 for no age
Henry Cox
No Age will get p& hard desu. everyone's forgotten about them and those ridiculously high scores they dropped on them before is, quite frankly, embarrassing
Evan Cook
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN No Age - Snares Like a Haircut 7.8 Pendant - Make Me Know You Sweet 7.8 Ghostface Killah/Apollo Brown - The Brown Tape 6.0 RAMZi - Pèze-Piton 7.7
Oliver Long
nvm they changed it to an 8.0???
Jace Howard
>the city of CondeNastfork they didn't care getting it right the first time since No Age are white males
Levi Fisher
based.
Ryder Bennett
pitchfork is pathetically latching themselves to a culture that doesnt need them
instead of setting trends, as they used to, they attach themselves to already established trends because thats what their parent company determines will make money
they are embarassing and i hope one of their shills are reading this dead ass thread right now and questioning their entire life up to this point
Angel Campbell
>Snares Like a Haircut anyone else keep singing this album title and adding "two hits" at the end, a la "Shave and a haircut.... two bits!"
Benjamin Perry
daily reminder good content goy is khv and was killed by rape meme guy.
William Myers
no
Jayden Campbell
congrats to the national and the war on drugs. and a giant fuck-you to pitchfork and their faggot feminist transgender black lives matter soy boy agenda.
Jordan Young
>giant fuck-you to pitchfork and their faggot feminist transgender black lives matter soy boy agenda. Why the homophobia?
David Adams
>congrats to the national and the war on drugs what they do?
Brayden Jenkins
oh yeah, well fuck you, too, buddy
Aaron Robinson
>I swear this board has died slowly in the last 2 years
i think the times are just changing
Christopher Price
they won grammys
Jeremiah Long
and but then so who will step up to fill the void left by Pitchfork?
