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What'll you be doing for the Conor/Maywedder fight?

This one was made first:

>10 posts before bump limit

>nobody sits home by himself and orders the pay per view by himself
>you get,
>you get eight or nine buddies over
>everybody kicks in for the pay per view
>you get some food and some beer
>and everybody has a great time
>for four or five bucks a piece

I would mop the floor with anybody in this thread in a fight

>

I like this thread better!

Me too

heeminder: sage northcutt lost his first fight by tko

but this thread has a better image.

>Responding to yourself

>This OP image mocks the other bootyblasted OP

>responding to yourself to say you responded to yourself

I can't be in two places in the same time. I'm only using 1 computer

Would you warn your mate if you're in the club and he said look at this little Asian fuccboi lmao I'm gonna steal his girl?

heeminder: sage northcutt exists

>responding to yourself to say you responded to yourself to say you responded to yourself

lads

in a fantasy matchup between vinnie jones and jon jones, who wins?

until some has a weapon.

Is this the best way to make your opponent shook?

Why would you say so?

I have done TKD and some boxing before and I'm looking to try a new martial art. Idk if I should try Judo or Muay Thai since I only have the budget for one.

>not training in multiple martial arts at once
Sad!

Judo

TKD and Boxing is enough striking

This. Wtf

Reem and Stiopic bless lads

Reem looking NATTY as FUCK.

If you are in America then you should do Judo. Unless you are traveling to Thailand you can't learn Muay Thai in America. American Muay Thai is gimped by laws.

If you go to a gym that does MMA training, as in they teach you multiple disciplines at a time, they can sneak Muay Thai in through the back door. I go to a BJJ/MMA gym that does it.

laws are just a social construct

I'm rusty as hell but Muay Thai would be nice to practice striking again.

I heard that most don't teach ground stuff that much because it's more focused on sport instead is this true?

I've visited some MMA gym in my area and the instructors don't seem like they have much experience.

Well that social construct stopped Muay Thai from coming to America.

Sorta. American Muay is close rto kick boxing. They don't teach ground stuff and they don't teach elbows.

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Any fights tonight? I'm at a vacation house in idaho and it has cable.

I meant Judo for groundwork. I really don't want to spend lots more money to learn different man pretzel position in BJJ.

Who is your favourite female fighter?

based colby

Thoughts?

why not just, you know make it a regular fucking calendar?

Why do strawweights have bigger tits than bantamweights?

speaking of tainted supplements, what supplements do you guys take? I use to take zinc and fish oil myself.

Then yes it's more focused on the sport aspect of Judo, which is heavy on throws.

Why not both?

looks terrible calendernigger

looks cool.

Well that looks retarded, but i dont give a fuck waste your time if you want

awww, you gave up already?

Take the birthdays off for days that have events so the day blocks can stay the same size

After a template is made, it takes a lot less time than you'd think. Getting a working template is a lil difficult tho. I'll make both tho

Mmmm that kind of sucks. I'll give it a try though, thanks.

Whats the point of including birthdays of the fighters, literally no one gives a fuck the only reason people look at that shit is to know when events are anyways

Exactly my point, just use the calendar templete, the one that actually makes sense and is easy to follow

They change size because of long event names more so than names but some birthdays are on event days and it's more space efficient to have them on the same block

My time to waste not yours :). Don't be the guy that says "stop liking what I don't like"

So just use the calendar and not this one. No one is making you look at it friendo

Then I'd dump the text. Asymmetrical = unreadable

How would he do in the UFC?

I can't believe I thought this guy he was a natty at one point.

Here comes bulgaria with another shitty opinion

...

You're probably right. I'll try and make it more symmetrical next time

Looks like Jackson in the pictures, too

Imagine spamming gay porn because your thread didn't get used.

What goes through the head of this guy?

i think its kinda funny

how can you actually tell if a guy is natty or not?

It's not me.

It's never gonna end is it...

soon brother

*GADOOOSH*

Thank you based mod.

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hur dur look at my screencap

Breddy good format but I still like the normal calendar best. It's not like things are too small to read on a normal calendar and it lets you know when things are better.

Thought you'd be watching Summerslam.

Danis won the fight

I am. Waiting Seth, Brock, and Jinder's matches desu

The birthdays are stupid. I don't like the background. Stick with the other calendar. Also update it throughout the month since you post it daily anyway because you didn't have events TWO events that happened this past Friday for example.

I'd rather Summerslam your mom right in the pussy

Did you just get done spamming gay porn?

what kind of slam is this

Get help

Anyone have Schaub's wife with her tattoo bull

my caretaker is already right next to me my guy helping me type, where's yours?

Cuck

lmao i almost thought you didn't save that one

I take advantage of your Freudian slips every time. Hope your caretaker gets paid well.

has paige vs jessica at 125 been finalized?

100% my man

Which one?

You're really going to spend time photoshopping a picture that isn't even me? lol please get help

i honestly prefer the gay porn spam as opposed to this retarded schaub/screencap arguing

this is the spammer

everyone here is the spammer

>spamming starts
>spamming ends
>spamming starts again

He's right....

If you get intoxicated to watch MMA you aren't a fan. If I had to drink poison I would do it before something I hate not my favorite sport.

>If you get intoxicated to watch MMA you aren't a fan. If I had to drink poison I would do it before something I hate not my favorite sport.

Joanna all day erryday I want to put respect on her name. Go back to yungle you are "different one."

Why would someone who disavows alcohol be out of shape? I don't get the correlation.

i was wondering the same, i thought a fedora image would have been a more fitting response