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>that time I got drunk and gave my friend oral
wish I could erase it from my mind

anime

atleast this one wasn't made by a paddy potato fucker f

would LOVE some drunken oral right about now

just made a girl waste money on a metro ticket

anime

taylor

hate paddies

Bet that irish idiot has gone as red as a spanked runt

literally incapable of sex

if you brought a 10/10 into my bed right now i'd run away

good post

Kill yourself frog

Literally worse poster than a yank

I like this frog lads, really agree with his views on paddies

sue

one of my favourite quotes goes a little something like this

"imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try. No below us, above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today"
-Ghandi

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For an irishman you forget being a subject very quickly hahahahaha subject

create a bright new world with neon lights and swirls
make pictures just so cool whatever you want to do
then make them come alive
you won't believe your eyes
lumisketcher

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genuinely think anime has made me autistic, literally try to be "moe" irl now, it's almost automatic

i forgive you

god she's so fit

screeching

Wasn't me who made the thread

very spooky post lads

Let's list everything wrong with our bodies lads

I'll start:

>5'7
>smallish willy
>pectus
>FUPA
>shit posture
>skinnyfat
>puffy nipples
>ugly
>can't grow a proper beard

Is it true there’s a place on the far side of death
Where someone awaits us and loves us as we are?
That human beings sometimes help each other out,
That one may be happy past the age of thirteen?
There are certain solitudes that seem without cure;
As for love, I don’t believe in it anymore.

anime

that was commander riker you idito

lads let's imagine for some reason you're being ejected from britain but they let you choose which country on earth you get to move to. where would you go?

Wish I had a british bf to play vidya w/ rn

Ireland because it's part of Britain

it's ok, we all make mistakes :)

>hindu nationalist ghosts
Spooktastic

never post my gf again

sealand

>tfw laughed out of the benefit office for trying to claim disability for being 5'6

Can't they see that i'm suffering?

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my ballbag the watermelon

put a little bit on peanut butter in my oats this morning

was feeling a little wild :)

Singapore where I was born 2bh. That or Oz.

the one girl reading this thread rn should post a time stamped photo

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That yank is really cool. Love /trv/ stories like that

Wish I could live life like that, travelling to weird 2nd/3rd world countries and having loads of stories

That's what life is, not working like a bitch your entire life and taking 1 holiday to some shite resort a year

No, perhaps if you weren't fucking microscopic they'd actually be able to see you and your suffering?

>Singapore where I was born
alri slant eye

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Maybe someday.

Having a browse of the porn subreddits

someone fedora this

>tfw there's no more NSFR AMSR vola

must have been nerve wracking sitting in that cockpit as the engines started
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it's just pure jaw strength, absolute raw power
wouldn't want to get bit by one of them, it'd rip you to bits

Eyes aren't slanty 2bh

that actually looks kinda good
gay

Alri goatboy

Do ya one better lad

*stretches my eyelids at you*

when is that asmr darling gonna drop some damn nudes

Got tomorrow lads

>77730033
won't even nonce post the nonce fuck that he is

Went to Indonesia once and went to a spa house type thing which is basically a place for businessmen to go to get away from the missus. It has a pool, hot tub, sauna etc and upstairs you can get massages and wanked off

Read up on the process beforehand so I knew what to ask for etc and went and got one but the bird was clearly not into it. She started laughing at me having a stiffy when she was showering me down and then got stroppy when I asked her to get her baps out as she was tossing me off. Had another laugh at that situation when I realised I couldn't even get a prostitute who I was paying to wank me off to get her tits out as a semi-attractive white bloke in a 3rd world dump. It was made even funnier by hearing my mate in the next room over asking for the same and getting rejected.

That's a fat fuckin' gator.

How many ethiopian qts do you see?

just got off with being unconcious at the wheel 7 times morphine limit and above legal limits of thc diazpam and tamezapam and alcohol.

the paramedics said i was next to the car not in the car which was a lie as i was crashed in a bush; engine running at the steering wheel. cant prove i was in the car so no prosecution even though they know wagwan

fs miss that too

She works for Nickelodeon

So never, unless they get found and leaked against her will

god she's so fit

why not just get an actual prostitute?

infuriated at how much of an idiot he is

Guess who

what's your actual ethnic background? being born in singapore could mean a lot of things anyway

Fuck off I was just born there and it was a nice place to grow up

asked my friends to start fat shaming me for motivation
lost 5 pounds first week

god shes so fit

anime

noticed that japanese actresses in 60/70s japanese films have very similar faces and haircuts

Superhans?

shall be NO racism in this thread or I will report you and the janny shall deal with you forthwith

1 a day at most.

haha what the fuck

the new haim album is really good

what the fuck lad surely not? if they don't think you were driving then how did the car get there?
i've drink and drove millions of times but never been caught so don't really know what happens

really wtf

*places my ballbag on its tongue*

these things don't belong in today's world

*accidentally donates my life savings to a twitch streamer*

ngl that's rattled me a bit

why are you getting triggered? seem to be a bit sensitive about this issue it seems
answer this

they basicly need real solid physical evidence to get a prosecution and the police didnt arrive till i was in the ambulance so could only take paras word. they obviously knew i was driving but they still need proof.

just said no comment to all interview questions

ball busting has to be bad for the bollocks

*declares martial law*

what kind of guitar do you play?
i have a classic Les Paul 1975... acoustic and electric ... signed by green day
it's the one ian curtis played... one of the all time great guitarists
thinking about getting myself a gibson, red and black colour scheme, 7 strings, 1970 model
hook it up to an amp and just rock and roll all night

*does the virgin post*

as a completely minor background person

Didn't trust them, the ones in brothels were too expensive as well. Only had 1 night in Jakarta and we were trying to kill time, after a month of pretty grim hostels and that decided to treat ourselves in the spa, being wanked off was just a nice little extra

*uppercuts your ballsack*
now what

I laughed too hard at this

*instills pro-regime shills in the courts thus dismantling the checks and balances on my power*

whoops haha xxx

does it mean we all have to get married or that only the married people have rights and the singles are second class citizens?