>9/11 is about to happen >Youre seated on a Sep 11 airplane >Terrorists have hijacked it. >You and mark Wahlberg are the only young and strong men there. >"Psst" Mark Wahlberg whispers from behind you. the terrorist is moving up and down the aisle with machine guns. "You look pretty strong user." >"What's you thinking mark?" >"Shh, hes coming." The terrorist rushes by screaming in arabic. As soon as hes out of sight, Mark Wahlberg leans in. "Yo when he comes down to aisle again, just fucking tackle him, I'll get him from behind alright? i'll get his gun and just start shooting >"W-why don't we just wait it out? They might be negotiating for money. They could land." >"Yo, look at their faces, dude. These fuckers have no intention of landing this plane." >"We'll fucking die man, they'll steer the plane into the ground." >"Dude we're not going to survive," Mark Wahlberg tells you. "This is it, we can go out like little bitches, or fight for our country. Right now we're America. They brought the war to us. We gotta go out like heroes, alright? Cmon lets take these fuckers down. I'm not about to let some haji take down our American government. Here they come, just go for it, I got your back."
let Mark wahlberg sacrifice himself stopping them.
Connor Thompson
Sort of start to get up but then the terrorist guy sees me and yells something and I panic and quickly sit back down
Blake Lee
so the hijackers were all from Saudi Arabia, but we invaded Afghanistan... and later we find out there were no WMDs... um ok
Camden Rodriguez
crash the plane into hanoi
Jason Ward
I help him, we kill the Arabs, than we round up all the vietnam fucking shits and kill them. Then we crash the plane in saigon
John Cook
>Right now we're America. They brought the war to us. this is what americucks actually believe
Anthony Torres
only yes because its mark
Hunter Turner
9/11 terrorists didn't have guns. They had box cutters. They got btfo over Virginia by a group of passengers using like, coffee pots and shit.
Jack Hall
>Sep 11 airplane >machine guns
Elijah Nelson
>and later we find out there were no WMDs That was Iraq Afghanistan was because they believed Osama was being protected by the Taliban, who are in Afghanistan.
Jacob Barnes
Osama wasnt even the guy in charge and we also find out he was working with Central Intelligence and using American and Mossad money to fund training of more mercenaries.
Jaxson Taylor
Why do people think real life marky mark is hard? What are his credentials other than beating up up an elderly Vietnamese guy?
John Evans
>Blow up the door >tell everyone to use the leather of the seats as parachutes and oxigen masks to not die of hypothermia while falling to the ground >call 911 so they can set the trampolines in place >defeat villains >? >profit
Matthew Ramirez
I bravely grab the terrorists' and jump out of the plane. Effectively saving New york city, and the passengers of the plane.(And Mark)
Nathan Rivera
This is the correct answer, what an hero.
Jaxson Barnes
>we also find out he was working with Central Intelligence and using American and Mossad money to fund training of more mercenaries. Do you mean against the Russians? Because that wasn't a secret.
Evan Sanchez
That was like 30 years ago fampai
Jaxson Perez
I single handily kill every terrorist aboard then crash the plane into the other plane before it can crash into the world trade center. I am a hero for preventing Ww3.
Jaxson Campbell
FPBP
Dominic Gomez
why didn't I think of that.
Oliver Reed
But we did find WMDs in Iraq. It just got so glossed over by the media, it was like it never happened.
>so, uh, they found some wmds. but they were kinda old. so y'know, fuck bush still.
>What are his credentials other than beating up up an elderly Vietnamese guy? He's got good vibrations
Hudson Collins
Too bad.
Colton Bell
Holy fuck thats genius.
Oliver Powell
there are no WMD in Iraq that's all made up. The supposed yellow cake uranium, meeting in Prague, and the "portable bomb making facility" (wtf seriously?) it's all propaganda
Hudson Perry
But we know he had them from before. The Halabja chemical attack wasn't just propaganda.
Ethan Jackson
so what though?
Ian Miller
I'd have tackled the terrorists, landed the plane and impregnated the stewardesses before Marky Mark had even stopped speaking.