La Vuelta Stage 3

Finally some climbs edition.

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fuck froome
fuck sky
fuck all brits

This profile on only the second racing day.
Why no /cyc/ in the title OP? Took me an extra second to find this thread.

>it's a Froome gets a "mechanical" incident episode

Haha time for Vuelta. Get comfy, lads.

>your Aqua Blue jersey has been shipped
>just booked 2 weeks in Majorca starting right as the Vuelta ends
>tfw

Ded thread.

Happenings when

Train stop when?

>want some eggs
>pan is all grease from last night piggy
>dissapointed
>realise i have another clean pan
>don't have to wash greasy pan
>happiness
>i'm gonna make eggs now
>still miss my GF Laura
>but i know she will come back to my harbour
>were i'm standing and waiting for her
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>It's a everybody waits for Froome episode

worst kind of episodes desu

Afternoon lads. Anything happened?

>this whole season
>anything happening
no

Cheers mate.

That feel when I want to go for a ride but my shoulder hurts too much. Can't play snooker either. Can only go for walks.

I want some action, just to make kirby shut up.

Nope.

Dont sporza send the vuelta? Much better than listening to kirby

That's what I'm watching. Perhaps he doesn't have tv.

Exactly, don't own a tv.

I feel for you, Kirby is not comfy at all

FUCK SBS

I had the same problem for 2 years. Very annoying.

FIX THE FUCKING STREAM YOU CUNTS

I CAN'T PLAY FIFA WHILE I AM WATCHING THE TV CAN I? FUCK YOU SBS YOU CUNTS YOU USED TO BY MY NIGGA YOU ARE NOT MY NIGGA ANYMORE

I hope that Zaka dosent die in the final decent

>danish eurosport
>lead commentator is a former pro who rode with Lance
>co-commentator is a for DS/Trainer
>later in the Vuelta Brian Holm will be Co-commentator
>niggers are listening to kirbshit

Are you ok Austria? Make some tea, get comfy.

i just had a cup. do any of you euros watch our sbs coverage online? i can't imagine having to listen to carlton kirby. lucky you are dutch and have comfy dutch commentary.

Give me a streaaaammm

If Liggett is commentating on sbs i used to watch it back in the day. Now i watch it on norwegian eurosport, comfy commentators.

our new commentary is better though. matt keenan is the GOAT.

Van of Peace when??

keenan sucks

>not cleaning your shit the same night you use it
Are you an animal user? What would laura think?

Shimano car of peace

it's complicated. i could not clean last night. I made a makeshift kitchen but the weakness is cleaning. I'm thinking about buying paper plates

We in Andorra now

A E T H E T I C roundabout

hehe
Domont or not Domont

Sky already ruining this GT

Giro is our last hope

U tich a grl, u tich a genereshon!

It's the Sky think they can ride Vuelta like the Tour comedy skit

yeah fuck boys they can go and work

Yay /cyc/ is back on/sp/

>the state of quick choke floors

jungels and dennis btfo

>literally the Rui Costa Stage
>Rui costa attacks

That speed

>it's a Sky postal episode

Is Tejay going to win the red today?

Chris Froomestrong

Is it me or spanish TV is shit?
We didn't even see who was first of the climb

>Moscon rides monuments and GTs, montains and cobbles. The italian Geraint
>eventually signs for another team
>only any good in 1.1 italian one day races
>domestique for some colombian

Good to see Postobón again in a Grand Tour after a quarter of century.

nah, whoever is in charge of directing the footage is a fucking idiot. jumping from one group to the other every couple second before they can show graphics or the commentators can finish a point they're making

>postobon
post order candy?

Daily reminder : TDF is the only Kino grand tour

See

Postobón, S.A. (Spanish pronunciation: [postoˈβon] ) is the largest Colombian beverage company, and also one of the largest in South America. The company has a wide portfolio of products that includes soft drinks, fruit juices, bottled water, tea, and energy drinks.

It has created soft drinks such as "Manzana Postobón", an apple-flavored soda, and its most popular "Colombiana", a "cola champagne." Additional flavors of Postobón soda beyond apple include grape, orange, pineapple, and lemon.

Postobón has expanded its product line by including bottled water and boxed juices; the latter are currently sold under the brandname Hit.

Will helmets and uniform glasses ever go away?
Cycling used to be aesthetic

Helmets for ever since Casartelli happened. Van Vleuten and Porte would die if riding without helmets.

I like this

>tfw Vuelta is only interesting thing in my life atm and it's not even that interesting

>first Mountain stage on a Monday

it's like they actively don't want viewers

Rob banks

Maribor shall play tomorrow

the rule started when kivilev died and he would have survived with a helmet. He had a wife and a baby. It was very unaesthetic.

...

While helmets obviously decrease some injuries, they actually promote other kinds of injuries.
The net result is that the protective value is erased by the added risks.
The net result is no overall protection, and possibly even an overall negative effect.
Because surprisingly, as helmet use goes up, so do head injuries among cyclists.
In the 1990s when helmet use in the U.S. went up, head injuries among cyclists skyrocketed by a whopping 51%.
If helmets were so amazingly effective, we'd expect head injuries to go down, not up.

i'd probably fuck it up and die

yeah Maribor is my local club and i'll watch, though they will probably lose
also not that into footy anymore, cycling is my primary sport since a year or two back

i was bored about the Vuelta before it even started

What the fuck?

>professional cyclists
>burger cyclists in the 90's
>same shit

Maribor winning 1-0 shall qualify Maribor by away goal rule

VROOOOOOM

>vroome marginal gain

>it's another sky ruining cycling episode

yeah hope for that. just worried because they aren't that good recently and would suck if not for based Tavares

Froome winning meta volante

Froome will never win the vuelta

>Cantador

>Contador
;_;

Oh look another random Sky rider dropping GC guys on the climb

Who shall be the next Horner?

for me it's ARU

Reminder that Oleg Tinkov is ALWAYS right

Contador setting himself up for stage wins later on.
He knows he is shit in the GC

valverde probably

>Zakarin

>people start wearing helmets
>number of cyclist deaths go down
>number of head injuries go up
>idiots using the latter statistic to say helmets are bad and not to wear them

ugh

ah yes is it world war I again?

VROOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOM

>chaves back in form

OH BABY

Basedet

>Bardet getting cucked again

I don't want a concussion I want to die if I fall

BARDET

>Contador