America

America
>regularly get shot because over half the populace believes owning a deadly weapon is a god given right
>constantly die for no reason other then a lack of universal healthcare
>population is pre-occupied by meaningless trends (dabbing, fidget spinners) meant to pacify them
>people are fucking fat lol
>black twitter memes (just finally figured out what irony is)

Western Europe, Canada and Australia
>population is capable of stimulating their minds without using deadly weapons which could kill people
>people are practically immortal thanks to a properly implemented universal healthcare system
>population composed of enlightened ascetics thanks to centuries of culture and history/ living in a deadly environment with lots of dangerous fauna
>people are on average thinner then americans
>post-ironic memes

Reminder America is only first world because they say they are and because of bullshit measures such as GDP per capita or whatever and they can't actually compete with actual first world countries.

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>practically immortal

Not when trucks are involved

>>people are practically immortal thanks to a properly implemented universal healthcare system

Our healthcare system is trailing in the list of developed countries though.

Canadians regularly travel to the US in increasing numbers for healthcare. Gee i wonder why that is.

>GDP per capita
>bullshit measure

only rarely like Equitorial Guinea where all the wealth goes to a very small proportion of the population

You just described America, dumbass. The median income here is less than $30k. Our horrendous income inequality skews American finance statistics all the hell.

what about trucks, guns, women, and beer though?

The income inequality just shows how much easier it is to get rich in America. Your salaries also absolutely BTFO Canadian salaries.

America is a first world country with little sprinkles of third world countries inside it.

What would America be without its muh constitution?

>Americas GDP increases with substantial percentage amount

How is this possible? They must be doing some trickery.