America

America
>regularly get shot because over half the populace believes owning a deadly weapon is a god given right
>constantly die for no reason other then a lack of universal healthcare
>population is pre-occupied by meaningless trends (dabbing, fidget spinners) meant to pacify them
>people are fucking fat lol
>black twitter memes (just finally figured out what irony is)

Western Europe, Canada and Australia
>population is capable of stimulating their minds without using deadly weapons which could kill people
>people are practically immortal thanks to a properly implemented universal healthcare system
>population composed of enlightened ascetics thanks to centuries of culture and history/ living in a deadly environment with lots of dangerous fauna
>people are on average thinner then americans
>post-ironic memes

Reminder America is only first world because they say they are and because of bullshit measures such as GDP per capita or whatever and they can't actually compete with actual first world countries.

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>practically immortal

Not when trucks are involved

>>people are practically immortal thanks to a properly implemented universal healthcare system

Our healthcare system is trailing in the list of developed countries though.

Canadians regularly travel to the US in increasing numbers for healthcare. Gee i wonder why that is.

>GDP per capita
>bullshit measure

only rarely like Equitorial Guinea where all the wealth goes to a very small proportion of the population

You just described America, dumbass. The median income here is less than $30k. Our horrendous income inequality skews American finance statistics all the hell.

what about trucks, guns, women, and beer though?

The income inequality just shows how much easier it is to get rich in America. Your salaries also absolutely BTFO Canadian salaries.

America is a first world country with little sprinkles of third world countries inside it.

What would America be without its muh constitution?

>Americas GDP increases with substantial percentage amount

How is this possible? They must be doing some trickery.

>owning a deadly weapon is a god given right
like it's an exclusive legendary weapon that can be used by the chosen one

yuropoors BTFO

>just shows how much easier it is to get rich in America
It shows the exact opposite.

Why is that? America has one millionaire for every like 30 people, the rest of the world it's like one in 500 or something.

There are record-breaking numbers of people becoming millionaires every single day.

"""
Despite little wage growth and declining job prospects among young Americans, the U.S. is home to vast stores of wealth and a millionaire class that outsizes that of any other country in the world. And it’s about to get even bigger.

The number of Americans who meet the millionaire threshold is set to increase by an average of 1,700 every day for the coming years, Bloomberg reports, based on projections by the Boston Consulting Group. By the year 2020, the U.S. is expected to welcome 3.1 million new members into its millionaires' club, which grew by 2.4 million from 2010 to 2015.

Today, there are about 8 million American households with assets worth more than $1 million, excluding properties and luxury goods, the firm said.
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The vast majority of that is elective or non-essential surgery. Life expectancy in Canada is years longer than that of an American as is quality of years. Disease rates both chronic and acute are lower here too. So are infant and maternal mortality rates. The only thing America consistently beats us at is late stage cancer mortality rates, which are marginally better there. They are great at acute medicine but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Economic mobility is much lower in America than in Canada. One study found that "The United States had about 1/3 the ratio of mobility of Denmark and less than half that of Canada, Finland and Norway. France, Germany,Sweden, also had higher mobility, with only the United Kingdom being less mobile."

Idk breh.

America is like our biggest brain-drain. They're stealing all of our tech workers because they pay them like twice as much and their living costs are much lower than ours. Medical school is pretty much impossible to get into in Canada as well

Almost 2000 americans are becoming millionaires EVERY DAY....................

>>regularly get shot because over half the populace believes owning a deadly weapon is a god given right
i've never been shot, died, bought into a fad, gotten fat, or laughed at nigger comedy.

Currently 3% of Canadians are worth $1 million USD or more (the percentage would be higher if we were talking about CAD)
3.34% of Americans.

.34% higher percentage to live in a country that falls behind Canada in almost every possible metric related to quality of life, education, health, etc.

>Low economic mobility
>Everyone needs a mobility scooter
Like pottery

>regularly get shot

this is a meme. most people aren't in any real danger of being shot and the ones who account for the vast majority of gun crime are niggers and spics in shitty ghettos so best stay away from those

That's mostly true. America outpaces us in innovation and cost of living in major cities is usually cheaper there. Of course, you get what you pay for. Also, while America does better at innovation overall, in the business category of Institutions, Canada ranked #1 in the world.
Canada also has a problem with med school, we only accept 25% of applicants vs America's 43%. They have more and larger schools and less competition.

I suppose if you were in the tech field, entertainment, athletics, or a pre-med student, America looks pretty good (just the job/school market though, not the quality of life comparatively). That's a pretty small segment of the overall population though.

>people are on average thinner then americans
lol mate, we're still fat

Americans are so deluded.

To be fair it's because of niggers and hispanics.

They're much fatter than White people in America (>inb4 quoting whites very funny haha). White Americans aren't actually all that fat.

Yeah, I'm not buying that. USA, New Zealand, Australia, United Kingdom and Canada, (in that order) are all in the top 7 of the fattest countries in the OECD.
It's clearly as much an Anglo thing as it is a Mexican or black thing.

>It's clearly as much an Anglo thing as it is a Mexican or black thing.

Statistically blacks and hispanics massively drag down the obesity statistics in the United States.
stateofobesity.org/disparities/

White women obesity rate in the US 2011-2012 was 32.8%.

NIGGER women obesity rate in the US 2011-2012 was 56.6%!

...

I am aware that they are ridiculously fat, I'm just saying that globally Anglos dominate the Fat fuck portion of OECD nations.

Polynesian countries are fatter on average but they're so small people don't really know about it.

um sorry to tell you but southern states are fat as fuck.

>stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

Who said they weren't?

Also aren't the southern states the ones with the most blacks anyhow?

and whites. Many are at a different level of fat. I'm talking like jabba the hutt fat.

okay... Who said they weren't fat senpai we're talking statistics here. There is obviously a very large percentage of fat white people but for black women it's literally over half of them being obese.

lel, it's this guy again
He posts this shit every single night.
Why is this butthurt Australian so assflamed about America?

As opposed to your fine country, where fucking dogs is progressive and considered the pinnacle of western civilization.

>spend a trillion bucks in the army
>cant afford decent police
>get triggered if anyone mentions public healthcare - "its not free"
>send people to jail for tweets
Why are americans like this?

kekus maximus.

God dam it, you fucking cunts used to be good at shitposting.

But my life is good. Fuck the rest.

>China

>Brazil, Columbia
>4 times Sudan
We have armed militias murdering people in Darfur and civilians being bombed, what on earth are you doing?

>$56,516
>The median income here is less than $30k.
Where do you get that?