Manchester City vs Everton - Comfy Monday Night Football

Agent Mourinho Edition

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ROOOOOOOOOONEY

EXPLAIN THE RPPMEY MEME

EXPOSED

ABSOLUTE STATE OF MAN CITY LETTING A FAT PENSIONER SCORE

YOU USE TO CALL ME ON MY

APOLOGISE

APOLOGIZE

REMEMBER THE NAME

WAYNE ROONEY

first for THE AGE OF ROONEY

ENGLANDS BRAVE WAYNE ROONEY

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Ronney is still elite.

What's the point of City's goalkeepers?

BASED FUCKING ROONEY

>tfw took Rooney out of my fantasy team before the first game

>saved by the post
>score because of the post
ridiculous

>johnny pebbles

>jimmy pebbles

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

>city are getting closer
>the goal is coming
>the fans can sense it too
lel

defensive playmaker

>Ederson
>Stones
>Sane

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>letting Wayne Rooney score against you
>Poop

hmmmmmm better apologize quick

...

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

hmm, i'll play Sane at wingback, that way we'll be more creative

>City losing
>all these leaks
comfy

Sane you dumb mong. In fact

>Sane
>Kompany
>Stones
>Ederson
City's whole defense went full JUST.

WAZZZZZZZA

>POOP

>city customers on suicide watch

>Éderson

THE AGE OF RPPNEY

Everton winning the league lads

>fraudiola

Whos shit leaked now

I'd better apologise.

>I WANT MORE BBC IN THIS STADIUM RIGHT NOW

>Johnny foreigners getting outplayed by English teenagers and an old man
Nice to watch

>yfw Poop is too intelligent for defending

They revolutionised the false-1 position

>Everton manufacture a ton of interest in Jon Stones
>sell him for 10x his value
>proceed to score on him

The absolute madmen.

WEBM WHERE?

PLASTIC CLUB MANCHESTER IS RED

that's a leak? she's not even naked

Where can I go to see them all

PEPSPOSED

PEPSPOSED

PEPSPOSED

>most expensive goalkeeper in history
>still concedes to Wayne fucking Rooney

>POOP

why are they wearing black armbands? was there another terrorist attack or is it for barcelona? it's hard to keep up with all the happenings.

Le play out from the back meme

Remember when everyone was shitting on Rooney lmao. I really hope united don't get top 4 again

Whats this rppney meme?

Is Dominic Calvert Lewis actually good?
Pretty much made that goal.

Pep is not dressed for a loss. I bet he feels vulnerable now.

EXPOSEDIOLA

I'm still laughing

Why is the Premier League so based

>it's 'Jimmy Pebbles fucks his shit up' episode

I'll never believe that kakaskinned City owners actually paid so much quid for this fraud, it's ridiculous.

>dat cheeky smile by Koeman

why are there so many literal who's starting for everton

where all the new signings

...

>score on

Where does this expression come from? Heard a few y*nks say it, but no self-respecting football fan would ever use such bizarre terminology.

mfw Everton win da league before Liverpool

there are no literal whos

calvert lewin is their best player

>i wish i was back home beating granada 8-0 every week

>Buying players from a fixed league

Lindelof also looks like shit

It's funny when you play Rooney in his actual position he isnt shit

will the Age of Rooney ever end?

quite alot, to a point a few pics of Miley Cyrus pissing
look at the rest. obviously not getting banned
usual place.

Hope Jose is watching this Everton number 10 la'.

>this fucking ref

just desperate for man shitty to win

Pep literally going back to barcelona after this season to save them

they're still scousers, they'll never win

...

>poop

>Mfw the age of Rooney hasn't ended, it just begun.

Is this sane kid the dele Ali of wingbacks?

Running the channels and getting in behind so that Rooney can jog in for the tap-ins. Prety smart by Koeman.

cheeky Agüero goal 45'

>Miley Cyrus pissing
Oh baby.

Neverton have some pretty good young kids, davies is probably the best.

He's usually shit all match and has one absolutely world class moment.

>Everton play English players
>Are winning

Wow lads who'd have thought it, a bunch of brave English lads will BTFO a weak mercenary squad of Johnny Foreigners

Yeah that's why he just called a foul throw for no reason

Lads, how do you pronounce Rppney?

does EPL have VAR?

T O T A L F O O T B A L L

Someone post the cap of Koeman looking on smiling

>my country isn't leaving the EU

>a few pics of Miley Cyrus pissing
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my dick is ready

>floppy chésus

someone needs to stamp on gabriel jesus's face and put those fucking eyebrows back into place

literally the ugliest nigger I have ever seen, it makes me mad just looking at his face

>Miley Cyrus pissing
pls link bro

why is that argie manlet playing again? even RPPNEY is a better striker.

>Pep gets exposed two matches into season after spending another £200m+
L M A O

like you're trying to spit a hair out of your mouth

Shrek