Coat of Arms Thread

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Much better this one

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>Castellano
>Crown
>3/4 portion is Spain
Not in a million years, jamone. Our entire country existence is based on not being Spanish. Fight better or fuck off.

That's monarchy, no free Man uses monarchy anymore.

also this

Ok, latin instead, or better, nothing.
But what's wrong with the crown?

No free Man uses monarchy anymore.

Much less Spanish monarchy that tried to conquer us at least 3 times with no military success.

You will always be spanish/hispanic (it's the same). Doesn't matter Portugal is an independent nation, you will always be spaniard. Like catalans.

>He fell for the republicuck meme

>Hispanic
Debatable, since it usually means of Spanish descent nowadays. Iberian is the word you are looking for.

>Spanish
>Spaniard
Fuck no. We fought hard against it.

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hispanic = iberian = spanish

I always found these dragons and lions and eagles ugly as sin.

I don't get why they got so used, they all look like sick versions of the [fictional] animal they represent. It's not even a jab, we have them too and so does most of Europe, and they always look like shit.

You wish. Iberian is geographical. All the others are political. I know the only way you managed to temporarily join was through marriage, but it ain't happening again, Felipe.

The coat of arms of the Dominion of Canada

In days of yore from Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag
On Canada's fair domain
Here may it wave our boast our pride
And joined in love together
The thistle, shamrock, rose entwined
The maple leaf forever

The maple leaf our emblem dear
The maple leaf forever
God save our queen and Heaven bless
The maple leaf forever

The coat of arms of the dominion of New Zealand

God of nations at thy feet
In the bonds of love we meet
Hear our voices we entreat
God defend our free land
Guard Pacific's triple star
From the shafts of strife and war
Let her praises be heard afar
God defend New Zealand

You don't have anything to do with galician and leonese people. True.

coat of arms of my city

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>No free Man uses monarchy anymore.
(((You)))

The coat of arms of the Commonwealth of Australia

Australians all let us rejoice
for we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in natures gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
Let every stage of history's page
Advance Australia fair
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance australia fair

Beneath our radiant southern cross
We'll toil with hearts and hands
To make this commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands
And for those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair

Kingdom of Sweden

Easily the worst anthem we could have chosen. Damn republicans rigging the vote.
This would have been much better if we simply couldn't keep God Save the Queen. youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

You were born of one of the constituent parts of Spain. Show some respect to your heritage.

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I've been working on other possible Iberian flags too with less "detail" so to speak, mixing cruz de cristo, de san jorge (catalonia), and san andrés.

Sweden has the best coat of arms :)

CAN YOU FUCK OFF? FUCK Aust*ia

Well made. Thanks. Saved.
Don't know what to put in the coat of arms in the middle tho.

>A fucking Santa hat on a stick

Probably just the Borgoña...?

>having a pussy on your coat of arms

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Hey gailcia, wanna come join portugal ?

We are basically one in the same.

You just speak portuguese in Spanish.

smurf hat*

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I probably should add, my family comes from gailcia. Well...they came to portugal from gailcia some 500 years ago.

It could be an option.
Btw I don't like the Castile and Leon coat of arms that you have used but I don't wanna be rude, you have spent your time doing it and I don't any fucking idea of how to do it

If advance Australia fair is the worst you could have chosen then Australians make good music, advance Australia fair is easily my favourite of the Commonwealth anthems. I only prefer the maple leaf forever because I'm Canadian

Galicia is the most fascist and Francoist region of Spain by far. If Spain tries to invade Portugal some day, Galicians probably had the idea.

>advance Australia fair is easily my favourite of the Commonwealth anthems.
Damn dude, you have ghastly taste. It's such a tepid, uninspiring piece of drivel. Not at all fit to be an anthem, and a perfect representation of the leftists who forced it in.
Not that i really think Canada's is much better, but it's the better of a bad lot.

estraño a españa pero no hay travajo

Llamame cuando vamos a matar a los moros y los judíos.

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Technically Leon, not Spain. And the Founder of the country fought against his Leonese mother for independence. And it happened longer ago from now than the Roman empire before it. It's been almost 900 years. We've moved on, and so should you.

The 'heritage' was parallel and filled with wars and conflict, so don't bring that angle.

please no

>crown
>wrong crown
>crooked crown
Jesus Christ, let us go.

>If Spain tries to invade Portugal some day
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Soon. As soon as the EU collapses maybe.

A united Iberia once again.

If you're talking about O Canada that's not our anthem, we never had a vote to change it the liberals just decided to change it to that.
>not the angel coat of arms

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kek

Oh yea, i forgot about that. Yours is much better, then.

Maybe after the Brexit we can improve things like that with a revitalised Commonwealth.

Man, we are bros... you're breaking my heart

Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand should form a union. For me as a Canadian it's embarrassing how far away we moved from the rest of the commonwealth, we should go back to driving on the left, rename Canada post to the Royal Canadian Mail, the Oxford English dictionary should be officially adopted and we should all return to a pre decimal currency. I don't want to pay in dollars I want to pay in shillings and pounds

They (you?) tried at least 4 times. It worked 0.

They 'united' through marriage jewery, and it took us 80 years to find a king. Never by war or military virtue.

Yeah, then the barbarians came, and then the moors, and then we decided it was enough and purged the weak ones to the East, and the Lusiads carried West.

>bros
>tried to conquer us time and time again
>decided against our will to cut our rail system from the rest of Europe
>tried to get to India first, but missed the turn completely
No thank you. Our only historical bros are the Brits. We taught them how to make tea.

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>It worked 0.

It took ~750 years to kick the mudslimes out. It's the same northerners that initiated this shit that still have the thought of taking you.

We'll take you eventually, even with your mouth full of britbong jizz and all.

>It took ~750 years to kick the mudslimes out
Only 100 for us, jamone. Try and keep up.

>100

Leave him alone. He hates us for things that occurred in the past.

>and we should all return to a pre decimal currency.
You had me til there. If we could keep the same system but call them sovereigns or something, that'd be okay, but shillings and such were horrid.
I'd support driving on the correct side, but realistically that would be impossible without some really radical plan, because America is like RIGHT next to ya'll.

>They (you?) tried at least 4 times. It worked 0.
Still amazed by that. Spanish really aren't great in war.

Wear that shitskin proud, instead of pushing them out you presented your cunts and decided to compromise.

We drove on the left, and many countries did too. Sweden did before the 60's for example, and no, Canada hasn't used a pre decimal currency since the 1800's but it's a British thing, we should encourage our traditional British culture here. It's not confusing it's simple, people who find it confusing perhaps shouldn't be handling money but should be in school instead.

You didn't decide shit. Our kings in Toledo ruled all Spain when Portugal wasn't even a dream. Then we fought the Reconquista, and when it came the time to reunify you ran after la pérfida Albión to preserve your little medieval kingdom. I don't think that our foreign kings were specially brilliant or patriotic making the war with our Portugues brothers, but holy shit you're a faggot.

Nah, not so bad. Those who can't fight are the italians. Portugal is our bête noir, it's true

>but it's a British thing, we should encourage our traditional British culture here
There's no bigger Anglophile than myself, but just because it's British doesn't make it good. Much like how they still use 3rd World for their road signs, we wouldn't want to regress to that.
>We drove on the left, and many countries did too.
I get that, and wish we could return to it, but i think you'd sooner see inroads (pun, kinda?) with Europe or Asia than the retardedly obstinate Yanks.

Why the fuck would I hate you for things in the future? Are you cunts planning something again? Am I gonna have to break out my colhona?

One of our old woman bakers killed 8 Spanish soldiers with her baking shovel. You can't make this shit up.

This shit again. Go to Spain and Portugal and say that. They needed the Brits to plug their Gibraltar asshole to keep the Muslims out.

>Still amazed by that. Spanish really aren't great in war.
>implying running empire wasn't straining the nation and quality of its forces
>Implying that a nation can recover from 8 centuries of military occupation in a short time

Granted I think those in charge were rather arrogant and presumed more than they should have but fuck if there aren't some reasonable excuses.

What do you mean third world for their road signs?
America doesn't have to change, but Canada should we only changed because we wanted to accommodate you which is embarrassing

>file name
>bürgerschaft
More like NegroShaft

>What do you mean third world for their road signs?
Miles instead of Kilometres.
>America doesn't have to change
And they wouldn't. But it'd screw up all your car imports, and be hell on your boarders.

>One of our old woman bakers killed 8 Spanish soldiers with her baking shovel.
That is hilarious.

>but fuck if there aren't some reasonable excuses.
Absolutely. It's just hard to conceive, ya know?

Nobody here uses metric besides what our government forces is to learn (celsius and kilometres) so this is a good thing, Canada should return to the imperial system it's a complete waste it's been 40 years and nobody uses metric.
And it really wouldn't, does it ruin imports into the other left side driving countries?

I'm in Olivenza now with 400 men. Tomorrow we cross the border.

>Spaniards
>Men
You can bring them. We'll need what, 50 old women bakers?

Also, it's spelled Olivença, jamone.

This coat of arms is pretty great desu

>nobody uses metric.
B8? There is literally no reason to use 3rd World measurements.
>does it ruin imports into the other left side driving countries?
Kinda. We pay more because they make fewer of them. It then means the cars we make are more expensive because they can match them.

Not a CoA, but it could be made into one.

I said nobody here, it's not third world is Canada a third world country? We use imperial almost exclusively
And it doesn't matter, people should be using public transportation anyway cars are disgusting and create too much noise pollution

Thank you for giving your women to us cuck. What a pity that I don't like women with moustache.

>I said nobody here
You roads and measuring tapes use 1st World.
>people should be using public transportation anyway cars are disgusting and create too much noise pollution
Agreed, but it's not always practical. Cities should be geared towards pedestrians and mass transit.

See for context on the old women bakers, Jamone.
Speaking of cucks, in the 15th century we invented a new type of sword that was longer and more agile than than the standard, for defending our ships against you and the Indians. We called it 'colhona' (meaning big balls) and painted it black, so it wouldn't reflect in the sun (giving away our position) and so you would be more comfortable with it penetrating you. And it worked!

It's an interesting thing that America (incl. Canada) developed recently enough to take cars (or large horse vehicles) into consideration, but way too fast not to be able to develop proper public transportation.

European cities are a mess, but that made for pretty great public transport systems, allowing for a contradictory more efficient traffic (mostly), on a place less prepared for it.

It was Anglos and the imperial system who created the first world

First of all Canada isn't a part of America so don't include us with them, secondly we do have public transport here. Toronto has one of the largest streetcar systems in the world, taking a train is easier and cheaper than taking a plane.

And it was boats that discovered the new world. We've since moved on from it.

Also, not so much for you Canadians since you're part of the Commonwealth, but for the USians who got full independence, what's the point of using the king Henry's feet size.

>Canada isn't a part of America
I meant the continent, since it was populated later, and is much much larger and scattered than Europe. From what I gather you also don't have great trans-city travel, and usually use the plane instead.

And now we have something better.

>European cities are a mess, but that made for pretty great public transport systems
It seems to me (uneducated on the matter) that a lot of the basic infrastructure for them was created at a time when they didn't have to worry about heritage listing and such. So now it's easier to upgrade that than do anything with the roads in such cramped quarters. Funny how things can work out.

There's no such a thing as an American continent
Don't care if it's better, The UK can be a third world African tier country and I will still 100% support them over anyone else

>There's no such a thing as an American continent
Has to be b8.
>The UK can be a third world African tier country and I will still 100% support them over anyone else
Nationalism and patriotism should never be blind.

It's north and South America,
Should you abandon your parents because they've fallen on hard times? The UK founded Canada, have us our culture, our language everything we have anyone who thinks we should abandon it has committed treason

>Our entire country existence is based on not being Spanish
More like on denying to be Galician rejects

Oh don't worry, we won't invade you. We don't like moustache on our women.

>Should you abandon your parents because they've fallen on hard times?
Of course not. But if they've abandoned themselves beyond all recompense, it's time to switch the capital.
After all, you don't see too many Greeks praising Istanbul.

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God commanded us that if in our cities there are those who tell us to worship other gods that we should strike them down with our sword, if we listened to the bible London would still be a nice city

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Agreed.

lookalike

Yeah, precisely.

The things with the roads is that they were so messy, that we were force to face it and pay for the upgrade, because the alternative would be to tear it down and rebuild it, which is simply impossible.

The city I live in was here since the Romans, so there was just no way to predict what would be needed. Including the parking space, so now we have a lot of busses and subway stops and motorbikes because you can't park anywhere.

Some US cities had the same thing and installed subways, but it's still the exception.

>rejects
>we don't want you
Boy, but you sure did try the last 900 years. Is Madrid syndrome the opposite of Stockholm syndrome?

This since late 800 or early 900 for Holland

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sure i will play, why not?

r-r8?

although you might need.

from the flag thread, I desperately need ur guys opinion on my flag design, thanks.

also its for no country in paticular