Post your favourite patrician moments/jokes
The Simpsons
Landon Gutierrez
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Joseph Ramirez
>You enjoyed Rashomon
>That's not how I remember it
Nolan Myers
you remind me of a poem i can't remember,
a song that may never have existed,
and a place i'm not sure i've ever been to.
Julian Davis
Aurora Borealis
>thread over
Asher Morales
>This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...
Don Quixote?
> No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Don Quixote.
> No!
I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
> Fine! I'll look it up!
Well, who was it?
> Never mind.
Nathan Jackson
What the hell are you doing with my money Fred?
Jonathan Cruz
Thank the knife!
Colton Stewart
You have chosen 'you', indicating me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is 'you'.
Dominic Cooper
youtube.com
One of my favourite all time gags
Liam Turner
>Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.
Ayden Hernandez
VIDEO GAME?
Nolan Sanchez
What are their backstories Sup Forums?
Adrian Taylor
Blood on the Blackboard:: The Bart Simpson Story - starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and Neil Patrick Harris as Bart Simpson.
Ryder Bennett
Samuel Diaz
Josiah Kelly
...
Charles Gonzalez
I REGRET NOTHING
Chase Foster
Landon Young
>the postcard homer wrote while drunk
Brayden Campbell
...
Alexander Hall
...
Jonathan Bailey
>i put it in your glass as a gag
Parker Lopez
I've tried to watch the Simpsons movie. I've fallen asleep 2 times and I'm roughly 50 minutes in now or so.
Ryan Smith
>hey you, join the navy
Jose Parker
>watching anything simpsons related post 2002
Blake Edwards
Yeah but i wanted to see if it was different.
Brayden Roberts
GET OUT HERE SON, THERE'S A DOINS A TRANSPIRIN!
Michael Cook
>youtube.com
>the black shit spewing from the sink
>all the sex items homer gets at the shop
>marge reaction when she opens the bag
Carter Davis
fuck me, I never got that before.
God damn the simpsons used to be so good
Zachary Kelly
Is there a specific reference I'm missing or just a jab at Soviet aesthetics ?
Mason Collins
>brevity is... wit
Bentley Morgan
it's a pornography store
I was buying pornography
Jayden Rogers
you forgot
>heheheh, I would've never thought of that
Jeremiah Morales
It made me unreasonably proud when I first got that.
Eli Davis
Holy fuck, Marge doing that 180 with the tang got me good
Benjamin Price
UNA
Jaxon Adams
>UNA BARTO
Gavin Foster
bump
Asher Morris
>The garage, Oh la did da Mr Frenchman
>What do you cal it Moe?
Juan Rivera
>I am familiar with the work of Pablo Neruda
Kayden Hall
>Bart! You wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?
Jack Peterson
>and so he says bigamy is having one wife too many, to which i reply "so is monogamy"
Robert Stewart
inb4 someone posts the incorrect phrase
Luis Perry
CARHOLE
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Elijah Lee
Fucken this.
Next level joke writing
Leo Garcia
>le lol so ramdumbz xD
That's literally the plebbit choice
Nathaniel Wilson
>thinking it being random was the joke
Back to ribbit you go
Charles Murphy
Have you ever watched a clip of cartoons from Eastern Europe? Its some weird stuff
Gavin Roberts
T H I C C
Sebastian Sanchez
Fucking niggers get off this board. If her hips were smaller she would be perfect, but right now she looks like a fat fetish cartoon character made for niggers
Joseph Scott
I don't get it.
Aaron Price
>t.pleb
Nathaniel Hughes
>THE BESHARPS
This one took my around 20 years to understand but then again English is not my first language.
Isaiah Cox
Dont worry, no one here on Sup Forums did get it either, they just googld "simpson rashomon joke"
Ian Hernandez
Yeah, that's what you think but the usual "movie geek" watches all Kuroswa movies before he is 12 years old. Or you watch the Voyager episode or one of the literally dozens of shows and movies that copied that idea.
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Elijah Hill
lel could you be any more of a virgin? I bet you go to the cinemas alone.
Ryder Ross
idk why this part made me actually laugh hard
its so silly but Homer's whole trial being Krusty was pretty funny
James Lopez
>watching movies from the imdb top 100 list makes you a virgin
I was a virgin when I was 12 years old and worked my way through "the best movies of all time" lists. But I guess you just wanted to shit post cause you literally know nothing about movies.
Isaac Morales
>zombie simpsons
Ayden Bell
LMAO
Zachary Cox
>Iraqi jet fighter
William Turner
brutal
Cameron Sanders
that joke keep going on and on
i lost it when the pilots punching each other
Justin Perez
>it makes me feel better to declare that everyone is as pleb and uncultered as i am because i'm a dull and deluded twat
Ian Bailey
my favorite scene
Blake Jenkins
...
Aiden Butler
>That's right. Lieutenant L.T. Smash.
Joseph Taylor
>watching this with my brothers
>smugly say Dr Marvin Monroe and Bleeding Gums Murphy
>come back from the advert break to reveal the answers
>"If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular."
I was so pissed.
Hudson King
i dont know about you but i dont think ive ever seen a disposable enema being sold anywhere other than a pharmacy and i havent even seen one there
Luke Reyes
>pass user since 2016
You gay?
Parker Price
Help if I posted the picture.
>"Lenny... And Carl."
>Ah nuts. I mean...ah nuts.
Henry Davis
I'm ashamed to say I never got this one.
Levi Peterson
>samefag trying to start that meme again
Christian Lee
2 refrigerators?
Christopher Watson
Underrated episode.
Anthony Rodriguez
>My mom's french so we only celebrate Bastille Day
it makes me laugh every time
Jeremiah Cooper
>gay and not knowing where the enemas are
Adam Rogers
I cant deal with all this high test in the morning
Jonathan Reed
i know enemas are dude i just dont usually see them at my local sueprmarket
Camden Brown
>Oh no, Sideshow Bob knocked out dad!
>No he didn't
Joseph Rogers
source, for the love of God
Asher Brooks
>AS A BODYGUARD, YOUR ONLY LOYALTY IS TO YOUR PROTECTEE.
>NOT TO YOUR FAMILY.
>NOT TO YOUR COUNTRY.
>NOT TO MOOHAMAD
>Not even during Ramadan
Ayden Flores
She got incredibly fat and is now a standard Texas fattie. Let this be a warning to all THIC Instasluts
Isaac Long
The delay makes me giggle
Jordan Ward
Enemas are not dudes, but can be used by dudes.
Ryder Bailey
>not wasting your life on movie consumption makes you dull
Josiah Lewis
what a hilariously out of shape person
Aiden Brown
this isn't something you should be proud of
Josiah Hall
Thomas Turner
A GARBAGE MAN
Ryder Cook
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>hey, it's the president!
Henry Wright
That was entertaining.
Logan Sanchez
You wouldn't say that if she was sitting on your face.
Daniel Torres
Jay: So then I said to Woody Allen, “Well, Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre!”
Selma: So original.
Marge: How droll!
Homer: Yeah, well, “Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.”
Genius
Brayden Butler
He ate-a the head and gave it a bad review!
Jack Perez
“You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow who’s always in them.”
Mason Reed
Rashomon is a movie that shows an event from the perspectives of 4 different people involved. Each demonstrates that the 'truth of what happened' changes depending on perspective.
Bentley Hill
>those at the bottom
homer is slick af
Andrew Anderson
I like how he follows up with getting baguettes
Camden Price