>you must learn the ways of the force, if you're to come with me to Alderaan. Did I ever tell you about the Jedi Temple Luke? The largest one in the galaxy was located on Coruscant, which was a planet wide city. The Temple stood for thousands of years, and looked like a mushroom. We trained Jedi from every corner of the Galaxy there. Master Yoda oversaw the training of the younglings, we used to train them with lightsabers in a small room, where they were about, oh, i'd say 3 feet form each other? One day I went in there as Yoda was teaching, you see, I couldn't find a secret planet I was searching for that a Bounty Hunter named Jango Fett escaped to, as I had a dart from a deceased shapeshifting bounty hunter named Zam Wessel. I took the dart to my good friend who worked in a 50's diner, and he told me it was from the planet Kamino, where "the cloners" lived. I inquired with the archives but alas, a stuck up Kiwi bitch got all in my face, and got all condescending when it wasn't there. So yes, I took it to Master Yoda, and pulled up a star chart. Yoda was a bit of a dick, and talked down to me in front of the younglings, asked them to locate my missing planet, I mean I'm a Jedi Knight, and Yoda treats me like a fool in front of these asshole kids. then one snot nosed little brats piped up.
>"Master" he said "because someone erashed it from the archive memory"
>So I went to where the gravitational pull was as Yoda said, and there was my planet, a water world with flying dragon things and long necked fucks. They were cloning the bounty hunter there into Clone Troopers, they had millions of them, all dressed in white and that's where stormtroopers came from. I met Boba Fett as a kid too. They were good friends.
You must learn the ways of the force, if you're to come with me to Alderaan...
The Senate was the mushroom.
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what were they planning to do if they got to alderaan?
Presumably Obi Wan would have known the location of the rebels base as Bail was somewhat in contact with him still.
There was no reason to go to Alderaan.
Then why were they going to Alderran?
>we used to train them with lightsabers in a small room, where they were about, oh, i'd say 3 feet form each other?
They were training lightsabers, they couldn't cut
because the plot demanded it.
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>Presumably Obi Wan would have known the location of the rebels base as Bail was somewhat in contact with him still.
How does that follow?
But they cohld deflect lasers?
>looked like a mushroom.
Yeah uh a wizard did it
>implying I give a shit about the prequels
Jesus Christ, it looks like a fucking Russian hellhole post-industrial rundown city in Siberia.
Enough to get triggered it seems.
House Redoran really went full New Deal on their infrastructure didn't they?
most likely obi would have wanted to train luke by the time they got there, then introduce him to his twin sister, so luke could train her
why do all the flying cars follow the same route if there's no road markers?
Could be self driving
The Force tells them.
They were on a diplomatic mission
I've missed these.
>this is an actual thing that was in a hollywood blockbuster
>tfw Coruscant is a Necron tomb world
>tfw the dead will rise and purge the galaxy
>there's no road markers?
Star Wars Rule of Thumb: It's there, you just can't see it in the movie.
Literally nothing wrong with it.
here's your (you) senpai
>where "the cloners" lived
That line cracked me up for some reason
Why were these guys on this precarious platform next to a giant laser pipe?
That's not an argument son
They're taking the padawans to Alderaan!
Alderaan
Aan
Aan
Aan
It's a punishment detail
Probably some sort of navigation system. It's probably not a good idea to veer off the "roads" since they have ships coming and going at all times
banana for scale
In case it springs a leak they can gum up the hole
They were cleaning the tube when the laser fired, and they were unlucky enough to be stuck there.
Obviously they're the first in the order of space janitors that Finn was later attached to.