>be me
>friends tell me i act like the fag from the new hp movie
>i watch and realize he's a sperg
>he stutters and cant make eye contact, just like me
>he only is happy around animals and im only happy around vidya games
>realize i might be autistic
fuck
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>be me
>friends
fuck off
this was the mos retarded character I've seen in many years
Exactly. Newt is the first robot protagonist, did he have any friends when he came to NY? No.
Did he gain any friends by the end of the movie? No.
based JKR
He ended up marrying the girl so he had at least one by the end
Her name is Porpentina
>marrying the girl
was that in the movie? Can't remember
GOLDSTEIN!
It's in other materials, she moves to England and their grandson marries Luna. They're also still aliv by 2016.
>implying he's not gonna be doing butt stuff with the bowl cut fag in the next movie
there was already an announced deleted scene where ezra miller follows him on the boat.
gotta pander to the tumblr crowd somehow.
>marrying a jew who sold him out for money and nearly got him executed
what a cuck
He gained three friends, and he almost gained a fourth, but American cops were too happy to shoot an unarmed teen for that to happen.
I really liked Newt and wished he got more screen time. He certainly deserved it.
Much more of the movie should have been devoted to him finding his beasts around New York and not American magic politics.
Didn't credence survive?
Yes.
i'm a high functioning sociopath, get it right
>be me
>friends tell me i act like the fag from the new hp movie
>i watch and realize he's a sperg
>he stutters and cant make eye contact, just like me
>he only is happy around animals and im only happy around vidya games
>realize i might be a wizard
fuck yea
This is what I found interesting about the movie desu. All those hokey "stand your ground" parallels, implying America is so trigger-happy and yet here, the one who instigates it is a black female muslim against a white male school shooter.
What does this mean?
You're a squib, unteachable. I sensed it the moment you made that post. Not a drop of magical blood in you.
>ywn hold newt's animals hostage to get him on all fours you can desecrate his ass repeatedly until his unicorns hate him
why live
According to JKR unicorns already hate all white males
Redmayne is oddly good looking tho, I can't describe it, there's something about him that's sexy.
Weird.
get out roastie
nou.
>knew exactly how to attract the erumpent
>keeps pheromones from different animals on hand
>was expelled from Hogwarts for "experimenting" with an animal
He fucks animals, doesn't he?
but he's not ugly and has sick magic skills, can afford to travel all around the world and do meaningful research and follow his passion
you're just that "weird creepy dude" in a sweat-stained mario tshirt
I'm in exactly the same situation, OP. Except I've been in the local news for saving endangered animals and came very close to becoming a zoologist.
This is my favoriit film of all time. Literally perfect, must be Fucking retArded not to see this.
He has qt eyes and Australian lips that look all white and chapped.
Bless him.
Considering the actor is a furry, probably yes.
They look chapped because he literally has freckles on his lips.
Do you think this movie turns him on? Did he run to the bathroom to get himself off after filming the erumpent scene?
>very close
why didnt you pursue it?
>They look chapped because he literally has freckles on his lips.
It's cute, it's a shame he went off with a woman. Now I'll never have a chance to make sweet, intimate, passionate man on man love to him.
>implying he's not a huge closet case
he was a well known cockslut on broadway but had to give up the dick to be muh serious actor. they always do.
But I want him =(
>tfw when Sup Forums makes the news when user gets arrested for raping redmayne
Why is she so cute you guys?
>This is grindelwald
Why did they give him such a weird as fuck hair? I always imagined him more like pic rel
No I won't hurt him, I will love him and hold him and protect him.
Eddie is more feminine than her
>Much more of the movie should have been devoted to him finding his beasts around New York and not American magic politics.
They had to set up the big Grindelwald conflict for the next movies.
which was unnecessary.
>waaah i don't like politics in my movie!
Off to reddit where politics are as simple as 'Fuck Drumpf xD'