ITT: Characters your mother has compared you too

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My mom is very objective.

I don't see it

My mom loves the middle. Apparently I act like this guy. She even says shit like "You're such an Axl."

Dudes got some nice feet. Do you?

:3

>ywn have an abusive hot redhead gf

Donna pls

All footfags will die on the day of the rope.

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>user, you're just like Sheldon

>you're smart and nerdy and like video games as well as comic books and star wars
>you're just like Sheldon lol

FUCK YOU

Bazinga

Is she low-key calling you a dumbass?

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Shit, time to reevaluate your life.

Le bazooper man, unfortunately

ex-gf used to do this
then she left me

Even Tarantino?

Why can't a person like fucking Star Wars or things like that without being compared to ZIMBABWE ?? Is it a normie meme?

Normies think in terms of keywords. Star Wars --> nerd --> (first nerd you can think of) Sheldon

I'm compared to Leonard. I've never seen the show but I assume this is better than Sheldon.

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He's the most normie. At least you're not the poo in the loo or the turbo jew.

GOSH!

Leonard is the "chad" of the four.
He gets the hot girl, can socialize better than the others, and is more down to earth than the autistic Sheldon, the outcast Raj, and the arrogant reject Wolowitz.

Depends on how you look at it.

>this but Mom thinks I'm exactly like Leonard
I guess that's an improvement

i fucking wish it was true

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He's much more self-conscious, which means he's better at socializing, but also translates into anxiety and fragility. Basically a "nice guy".

Zimbabwe is autistic as hell and acts rude towards everyone, he even has enemies (will wheaton) and actively tries to fuck them over. Or at least that's how I remember it.

I don't fucking know why

Genius level intellect, great taste buds/sense of smell. Also a strong dislike for rudeness or being disrespected among other similarities.

>pic related

I take it as a compliment

Same Here.

A sistefucking white supremacist?

Sounds like a typical tvfag

Did she mean the bit where you act all sophisticated but really you're uneducated?

She even got me the same hat.

I was playing at her house over he holidays and she asked if I had used the "new face-scanning technology to put myself in the game"

She's not wrong, he looks a lot like me

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YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE

the arrogant reject got best girl tho.

>Black people
>In the German Army in WW1

Wut

This shit would only make sense for America and France

>yfw France isn't even in the game

The fuck? Why not?

Especially when she sees my report card lol.

I got this nonstop after VII

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I'm not even memeing.

Hurts

>sitting in his room chit-chatting with some other jerk off giggling like a school girl.

fuck off nigger

My eyes are getting weary

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It's impossible to have niche interests without being compared to one of those retards from The Big Bang Theory now, fuck that show

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My ass is getting warm

Such an Axl thing to say

JUST

Back is gettin TIGHT

This.

She used to say "Bedtime for Bonzo" when I had to go to bed

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is this the aquariums dude?

post pic of yourself pls

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ARTHUR ARTHUR ARTHUR ARTHUR

I spend a lot of time on Sup Forums and I am constantly trying to red pill my family.

dougandcarriedougandcarriedougandcarrie

He's conceited. Like the smartest retard in special ed.

I am always walking round the house saying, "don't do it Jimmy."

gross

I always see my aunt looking worried and ask her: "what's going on aunt Dianne?"

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Big fan of that porn. Apparently some user's share the same opinion.

I've seen this entire show twice, and I can firmly say, this show sucked.

I'm white

I've been told I look like this guy by a few girls

Yikes

It was one time mom, ONCE!

kunis was hot
/thread

Thanks mom, I'm definitely an autistic moron

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Dumb rat

Edward from twilight which repulsed me. I had to rethink my hairstyle because I didn't want to be associated with that shit. Glad the twilight craze is over

Was a weird conversation desu

Kitty
>FTFY

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