/hoc/: ilya the astronaut edition

bring home those octos, /hoc/
I believe in you

1st for the first sip of the day

central will win the cup

*3peats externally*

These dubs confirm ho sang is better than Lemieux

*blocks your path*

>can't even get to the final
how exactly?

Based

the trap is unironically a great d strat

activate trap card: internal budget

>doesn't die of cancer
wew, what keeps him going?

where my flyersbros at

cant hustle a hustler

Organ ''donation'' from fans

flyers suck and should be replaced with the whalers tbqhwy

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hanging out under a bridge sounds about right

you mean OMAHA

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fake baseball

the philadelphia whalers?

you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass
what do

>OMAHA

>>>>>>

Post this one more time and /hoc/ misses the get

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Grope his. Dude is mad THICC.

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Ask him to fuck her while I sit in the corner and cry

Is that what you call your women. I mean HARTFORD

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steal his crutches, haha fuckin paraplegic

>get top 2 pick
>select injury ridden bust
W E W

Tell me why jersey didnt pick heiskanen

>finn

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Isles winnin da cup

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WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING

waste of a get

disgusting

A FUCKING LEAF

A GOD

balding faggot couldnt even cure cancer or stop based kunitz knuckle puck

>snes

VERY ELITE post

BASED

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This is nice get

id like to see you try faggot

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Alright /hoc/, let's have a meaningful offseason discussion.
And let's try to keep the bait at a respectable level, let's aim towards accuracy more.

Who will be the biggest risers in 2017-18 and who will be the biggest fallers in each division compared to last year?
Picture is standings last year
>Atlantic
Riser: Florida. Will be 10 points better than last year. (Toronto fags fuck off, you won't be a 106 pt team, and be 11 pts better)
Faller: Montreal. Will battle Florida for WC
>Metro
Riser: Carolina. Will be sniffing playoff hopes all season. May squeeze in. 50/50 shot.
Faller: Washington will be at least 10 pts less.
>Central
Riser: Dallas will fight for a 3 spot
Faller: Chicago will also fight for a 3 spot
>Pacific
Riser: Calgary Flames. Nothing special will happen in Pacific and I'm not radical enough to say LA will make playoffs just yet.
Faller: San Jose won't make the playoffs. 5 central teams are in.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Islanders are taking the rags spot this year desu

Sup Forums especially /cric/ on pre-pooicide watch

perro

/hoc/ seems to get all the gets

everyone post your bonaquas so we can all be equipped

One of the perks of being the original and best general

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Obsession

Goodnight bros someone PM me when are close to the octo

Got to see the full eclipse, lads. Very exciting!

flick him and break a bone

This. Islanders look a lot better then the raggots

>mad
>at gets

Publix and Bonaqua combo $4.99 CAD very good deal good price good quality

who runs lundpads this year?

kreider

Take it easy!

Christ this makes me laugh

2edgy4me
>headshots are cool when i say so
>le epin >rags meme XDDD

>rags

>rags

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nice

trap sux

>rasg

Turris is getting traded at the deadline because Melnyk can't afford to pay Karlsson $10+M while Ryan and Phaneuf do nothing

/hoc/ wins AGAIN

>7677777
>a get
wow

you missed one

You fell for my elaborate ruse

how about this one

oops im autistic

I've been wearing the same helmet for about 20 years. Helmets essentially prevent skull fractures and lacerations, as opposed to preventing concussions. Only faggots wear helmets to prevent concussions. My helmet fits my head perfectly. It's snug but doesn't squeeze. It's like a globe on my head. When I bought it in the year 2000, it seemed bulkier compared to the classic bauer 4500s and ccm helmets that were popular. I always felt the ccm helmets were the most poorly designed pieces of shit on the planet. I don't think I'll swap out my helmet ever. Here's hoping!! Lmao

Mouthguards are mean't to dampen the effects of concussion. They have little to do with teeth protection.

>not wearing a motorcycle helmet
plens

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FUCKIN

WHY WOULD IT MAKE THAT FACE

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MONKEES EVERYWHERE

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sheep is better

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR