Spit a verse, user

spit a verse, user

lasagna is cheese pasta
with lots and lots of salsa
its yummy in my tummy
but the fat content is dummy

cheetos fritos and doritos

Sittin ere smoking my spliff as usual
Fuck around with me and I'll fucking shoot you all

yo its user, i'll fuck your mom
like king kong so happy ramadan
dre give me a beat for free
so me and jay z can make babies
on the beat you homos thinking its gay
its not, your just faggots ok?
cant rap either lookin like slim jesus
ill hit you wit the ether and this big penis
you shoulda seen it but it poked your eye out
lemme find out you in the closet hidin out
faggot

I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle individual

MOMMY DON'T LIKE ME
SO NO SUPPER FOR ME
I'M GON KILL A NIGGA
IF I DON'T GET SOME TENDIES

War, war
What is it, good?
Check my four, four
Yeah, I'm from the hood
You stupid whore, whore
Suck my nuts, check my four
Check it bitch
Ugh

MAMA GOT THE TENDIES UH
MONEY SHE SPENDIES UH
FILLING MY TUMMIES UH
CLEANING STAINS OF CUMMIES UH

NEEEEEEEEET
GAAAAAAAANG

niggas silly uhh
slap u wit my willy uhh

six nine six nine
what the fucks your problem
talkin some trash
bet your 2 inch smaller than

this dick this dick
watch you looking at this
rainbow grills got
all them hunnies after it

industry plants
are bigger than my own dick
give me some cash
and i'll even go down on it

Ridin downtown in my girl's whip, she's drivin,
Don't have a job, nuh-uh, but I don't trip,
Cuz I've got savings, and my bank account is thrivin.

sucks

actually good desu

Yo I'm not Post Malone
But I post on Sup Forums alone

My skin is pale but why you act like its a racial issue
ill take this blade and then sever your fucking facial tissue
wont stop until this motherfucking razor split you,
leave you niggas leaking like bitches thats on they monthly menstruals

rise and shine
gonna give you a black eye
time to kick your ass
into the past

Holy shit boys we got DOOM in here

''The Cunt''

Met her on the D Manhattan-bound, ass was fat and round
Her thick thighs were the perfect size, damn
So let me upgrade to tropical fantasy ass
Fuck Pharcyde: I could never let no pussy pass me
Now we talkin', she tellin' me where she go to school
Gave me the Instagram so I could see more photos, cool
I was real aggressive, tryna get at her the text way
Check my Instagram and she unfollowed me the next day (damn)

...

100

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I jerk off to traps
I don't give no fucks
Heterosexuality
That's a gone reality

Manipulating the weak
Losers and the freaks
Omegle is my prawl
Anonimity is my cowl

Everytime i cum i feel the shame
For i am the only onw to blame
I only stare at the floor on the shower
And i cry for hours

[20 minute highpitched drone]

my flow schizo like freudian psychology
I got AKs in the back a 9 strapped onto me
a bitch wanted some, lead buzzin, african bees
back to the crib to finish up my math degree
I fuck bad bitches so hard it warps space time
no bitch I don't owe you, not a dime
fuck her in the mouth with a particle accelerator
meet her fuckin parents and show off my thesis paper

Somebody please inform Jay-Z
That because of my policies
Black unemployment has just been reported
To be at the lowest rate ever recorded

I went to Toronto I went to Atlanta
I used to drink Coke but now I like Fanta

uh
uh
uh
uh yeahh
uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
I am suicidal and I hate myself
I am so desperate, and I hate myself
A girl smiled at me but, I still hate myself
uh uh uh uh uh uh, end the pain please

Joji leave.

...

X I thought you stopped making music.

vini vidi gucci'd on your ass
that's a gucci belt, gucci shirt
gucci shoes, gucci life
that's what you can call me a gucci man

my rapper name is lil gucci btw

Sup Forums can be fortunately
a fort for pouring souls for free
feels like it's autonomous
Preach fire it's anonymous
And I can get on top of this
cause on the top page of Sup Forumsitics
I saw your sis
I copied the pic
then pasted it
put it up for the Sup Forumstard clique
yup haha I made those retards click
Cause my instinct told me to stick
a picture of my dick inside the thread
hoping some chick would give me head
But this is what I got instead
a predator heading for
my house address "eleven-four"
soon I'll be at heavens door
begging them to forget the whores
forget the murders, the rape and gore
the pasty chicks that made me bored
that afterword would give me more
happiness than was before
give their limbs a good ole sever
Now I love them more then ever
Now I'll think I'm so damn clever
When I stick their heads inside those blenders
Oh please st.peter I didn't mean it
I teeter between insane and genius
if it makes you feel better I already spayed my penis
and even better my mom made me clean it
even if you lock the pearly gates
I learned how to pick locks at an early age
I burned things, kicked rocks, had no girly phase
So make the gates open up before I unfurl my rage
Now I can already hear all the hatin
"we don't get what the fuck your sayin
Oh great you can write rhymes, go fucking sailin"
yeah that's right, I am no Eddy Van Halen
But I better get ready to start inhaling
I'm gonna need all the breath I can get
Cause I'm staring in the eyes of fucking Satan

it mr mr user in the house
my life is nothing but a mouse
because its small and its useless
i dont wanna fucking do this
i never had a girlfriend
shit i never had a friend friend
dad was abusive
left me scared in the den
got bullied in school
now im gettin bullied by these bills
only had 1 pet
and he died from being ill
i have absolutely no talents
no life asperations
Overdose on fucking asprins
Xans too expensive for this patient
My closest companion just offed himself
maybe I should too
just gotta make sure everyone at my funeral
is dressed in all blue

i'll just rap ad libs at the end your lines

skrrt skrrt
dang
yup
dang
wooo
skrttt
bang

fuck i love doing these chin ups

i'm sweaty as fuck, like when i was a kid an' seen my dads vintage pin-ups

gonna take me a nice hot shower

i'll be in there for the next hour

>Tfw on one of these thread i one posted a great verse but it's now nuked from the archives along the void period that seemingly will never return.

Fugg, i only remember a bit of it.

I've been robbin niggas since the slave ships
With the same 4 5
And the same clip
OOOOOOOOOO

my music sucks
turns out its just for cucks
Its no good
buts Its just all I could

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Confidence,Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices

Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

it literally wouldn't matter what i said because i would take the same approach i do with my regular vocals i.e. say a bunch of stuff vaguely related to what i had been thinking about and then drench everything in heavy effects

EUGHHH

Call it 'The Matrix Rewrapped'

best itt

xDDDDD

what kind of rapper is you?
some bastard who spits truth?
an actor who gets through to
younger minds, or you on youtube?
wonder why no one gets you?
or are you asking for ass and boob
crass and rude? or are you bashing dudes
who surpass you
some new guy trying’ to change the game
the shit you spit is true,wise while it comes off strangely lame
you’re the only one to blame, if you’re lonely that’s ok
you’re corny and can’t display
that’s a warning, please decay
your throne is thorny and made with hay
My throne is golden cost major pay
so stay in your manger if you think you’re a messiah
it may be dangerous, cause I’m spitting some fiyah
you a shitty supplier, I’m the king of the buyers
I’m only getting higher, you a fitting pariah
addicted to being a dick
a dictionary definition depicts my pic
dictatorship dips into my mix
diploma in diminishing the quota of the ship
I told ya I would quit
I wrote it real quick
it’s real not no fib
I feel like you’re not getting it sitting so pathetically
shitting like a pedigree
pitting you against disease
hitting you hard mentally
retarded now hemp for free
what he say, free THC?
well count me in, there’s no hating
no waiting for blazing if it’s Israeli
is that good shit? idk maybe
come on bro bathe me
no fucking homo unless you graze me
or gazing or staying too long under the water
rating my dick is as gay as a prada
bag for ten thousand dollars
give me a round of hollers
if you found me baller
astounding all your
explications cause I’m a scholar

little dicky uh
filly ass with biggy cock
get fucked silly uh
cum all on my willy uh

FUCKIN SHITTY UH
POOPY DICKY PEE PEE UH

UH YEHH
PEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEE PEEPEEGANG UH PEEPEEPEE UH YEAH POOPY PEEPEE GANG

I loathe my existence, crying for help (yuh)
I'm not going the distance, I lie down to yelp (yuh)
Enough's enough, too much is too much (huh)
Button up, the traffic is stuck (yyuh)
Yes you do suck, your flow is domino's delivery (yuh)
Mad late, stand straight when I'm talking (yuh)
Stage presence resembling Stephen Hawking (yuh)
With abstract outdated battle raps like Snapple caps (yuh)
Full of useless facts (yuh)
Garbage rappers talking trash (yuh)
Punchline after punchline after punchline after punchline and punchline (huh)
Never ending like diarrhea, your shit is nasty (yuh)
Sweaty ass cheeks (yuh)

absolutely based

Came here to post this

Misfit
Throw a shit fit
Fuck your limp wrists
Sickfit that's some sick shit
Finna kick this
Off with a bang, that's explosive
Experience gnosis
My rhymes give ya hypnosis
Not the best but I'm certainly the closest
Fuckin with the wrong one
You should not have chose this
Leave your dome split
Like osmosis
Hang you out to dry
And never bring the clothes in

absolutely based
like a slutty girl's macee
when you find out how
you an ugly fuc

i wear a size eight fitted, get wid it.

you caint see thru deez windoez, they tinted.

im a big buck negro, im gifted

i’ll raped your daughter, im wicked

DJ Khaled is
tossing my salad

spot
hot
clot
bot
shot
wot

AYO

LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL

SUBLIMINAL, IN YOUR SWIMMING POOL

one year old year cold year my gold's near
platinum coated linings influenza locked inside your ear
fall asleep make the sheets wake up brush your teeth
lightbulb flicker breaker up lightning strike cannot breathe
hippocampus start the reel we made a deal
make it fast and make it done before our meal
lucid feelings dreamy days we all got caught inside the blaze
didn't really cause a problem close your ears shut out the praise
teletronic foreign ways tally marks count for the raise
constant reapproval for communal need to reappraise
never seen it done but it's a new fashion of living
genesis of inspiration sole message from beginning

Bitch i'll suck a niggas dick for a tide pod
Niggas trouser snake lookin like a python
Bitch i'll form a tight grip around that jungle bunnys prick
Just to get a little lick off that tide pod
Coon takes me in his laundry room give him dome start to foam I suck a rod for a pod just another day, it ain't gay
Suckin on a sack for a snack love that big black, pumpin like a champ you just a bitch and your shits whack

bottom gang get my ass rimmed daily
money gang; sittin' real gaily

This beat J Dilla
My coat chinchilla
And my bitch’s skin vanilla

>mfw im starting my rap career
>mfw Im going to steal all of these verses
>mfw when Ill change the words so they are unsearchable
>mfw thread will be buried in archive anyway
>mfw Ill be rich and famous off faggots on korean grape juice forum

too bad all of these are shit
SHIT!!!

I'm not a rapper, retard

RICH NIGGA
BROKE BITCH
STR8 CRUISIN' DOWN MAIN
FORD FOCUS
EAT HER PUSSY LIKE CROPS
CALL ME LOCUST
REAL PEST LIKE WHEN I LAY PIPE
PEEP THE FLOW SWITCH
BARS BUT NOT CANDY
BEACH BUT NOT SANDY
TAKE OFF TO THE COSMOS
CALL ME SPACE DANDY!!!!!!!

CHECKED!!!!

Brace yourself, I'll take you on a trip down memory lane
This is not a rap on how I'm slingin crack or move cocaine
This is cul-de-sac and plenty Cognac and major pain
Not the drill sergeant, but the stress that weighing on your brain
It was Me, O-Boog, and Yaya, YG Lucky ride down Rosecrans
It got ugly, waving your hand out the window. Check yo self
Uh, warriors and Conans
Hope euphoria can slow dance with society
The driver seat the first one to get killed
Seen a light-skinned nigga with his brains blown out
At the same burger stand where moot hang out
Now this is not a tape recording saying that he did it
But ever since that day, I was lookin at him different
That was back when I was nine
Joey packed the nine
Pakistan on every porch is fine
We adapt to crime, pack a van with four guns at a time
With the sliding door, fuck is up?
Fuck you shootin' for if you ain't walkin up you fuckin' punk?
Pickin' up the fuckin' pump
Pickin' off you suckers, suck a dick or die or sucker punch
A wall of bullets comin' from
AK's, AR's, "Aye y'all. Duck."
That's what momma said when we was eatin the free lunch
Aw man, God damn, all hell broke loose
You killed my cousin back in '94. Fuck yo truce
Now crawl yo head in that noose
You wind up dead on the news
Ain't no peace treaty, just pieces
BG's up to pre-approve, bodies on top of bodies
IV's on top of IV's
Obviously the coroner between the sheets like the Isleys
When you hop on that trolley
Make sure your colors correct
Make sure you're corporate, or they'll be calling your mother collect
They say the governor collect, all of our taxes except
When we in traffic and tragic happens, that shit ain't no threat
You movin backwards if you suggest that you sleep with a Tec
Go buy a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial, I guess
maad city

Give me a topic

zoophilia

Fuck a dog hoe
id rather fuck a dog hoe (GANG!)
on the block hoe
hide it in my sock hoe (YUH)
fuck a cop never runnin from the opps hoe (SHIT!)
fuck a horse in a Shell parking lot hoe (WHOO!)

>Someone please inform Jay-Z
>That because of my policies
>Black unemployment has just been reported
>To be at the lowest rate ever recorded

Biggity booper
Put it in my pooper
I like to masturbait, so I’ll say
“Can you put it on loop, sir?”

...

me_irl

the average MC's like a stripper
throw they pride away
grimace in the mirror
like what dead beat am I gone ride today?

Shell? as in the gas station? Where the fuck do you even live bro?

nice bro, this is my favorite itt
there are some other good ones tho

>tfw want online rapping buddies
>but scared of having ur bars stolen
:( how to have rap buddy witout worrying about ur bars being stolen?
pls reply

My baby had a baby but she miscarried
So call off the wedding, ain’t getting married.
Honey I’m sorry, but I gotta go.
That pussy scaring me cuz it got a ghost.

I SPIT CLEAN VERSES CAUSE I FEAST ON TIDE PODS

Boom boom chikky chikky
Unh... Unh...
Yea-ah... alright...
Unh... Yea-ah...
DJ tell us what's up...
That's right... wearing these clothes
Unh... mah gold chain...
All mah boys say yea-ah

Which is why he'll make it.

Go for it man, just shout us out on one song.

this is fire right here

I was born to rhyme this scheme
They called me king cuz C.R.E.A.M

Now im torn

City on my lap, team on my back
who would have thought it would turn out like that

From no pay to foreplay i get that pussy like hon dale