4 Barcelona players failed a drugs test

Speculate who ITT

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Messi
Messi
Messi and
Messi

Messi, Mathieu, Suárez and Mascherao.

msn, iniesta

>cannabinoids
probably Neymar.
>anabolics
Messi 100%

4 literally whos after Barca bribes the UEFA

Are these news?

Arda Turan application for a therapeutic use exemption

>therapeutic
is this the cannabinoids then?

No TUE is where athletes pretend to have a condition so they can use a PED without being suspended

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Link to the story? Or is Sup Forums meming again?

I wonder why Arsenal and Tottenham players always seem to get lengthy "injuries"

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41011854

>La Liga
>doping

I. am. shocked.

London is near Huelva, isn´t it?

says he has back problems and he only took the prohibited substance twice, once in an epidural (spinal) injection (yikes)

seems pretty legit but I guess that's the point of the application

>Four of the failed tests were registered by UK Anti-Doping (Ukad).
>Three players tested positive for cocaine and one for ecstasy.
I wonder what could possibly be the reason for this

Fancy Bears still at it haha

Who can stop them spee?

HAHA THESE GUYS HAVE GOT TO BE FROM Sup Forums

They are literally doing this to take the piss.

"challenge"

They're not from Sup Forums, but you're definitely from reddit.

>World class players playing politics to get PEDs
>Wheelchair is sniffing cock of someones cock while having an orgy
Some ambition

>neymar
>barca

>bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41011854
I've had 2 or 3 epidurals before for bulging/ruptured disc. It's not uncommon. It happens under a live Xray. Terrifying but it works.

>not sniffing cock of someones cock
Chris Powell is that you?

>email address included
might email him some spicy Sup Forums memes

read the dates, stupid

>Inb4 'diplomatic visit' from Erdogan's goons

>postal address included
hope he likes pizza LOL

whats the point of doing test if they get a pass anyway?

this one seems like a legit application for a single episode, the suspicious ones are the 'lifelong' conditions like asthma, ADHD or allergies

>I wonder why Arsenal and Tottenham players always seem to get lengthy "injuries"
Arsenal's medics are crooks.
Remember Arteta.
Remember Cazorla's leg.

Sometimes they get banned but it's never revealed in public so they have a lengthy """""injury""""" instead

>WC 2010
>5 Argies with TUEs
>3 Germans with TUEs
>0 English lads with TUEs
seems legit to me

>Tfw just been bogpilled

Disgrace of a player

>Cannabinoids
my man

the thought makes me grimace hard, you're tough lad

So..?

They should do the Olympics

>German telephone number
nice try faggot