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>just go up and talk to her bro

this is going to be my last post this thread lads, out of credit

anime

vietnambro, are you still playing on elysium?

>you need to be 25 to buy alcohol in this country

JUST

>people on higher incomes have more disposable income

revolutionary stuff

anyone remember the s. Johnston Dennis meme?

s. Johnston Dennis

it's an honour to be able to share a thread with Australians

...

>getting goy'd into paying over face value for a phone you can't change, can't lose, can't break, and can't pay less to use less
jesus, contract runts are pathetic
PATHETIC

you need to look 25

Normies gonna drone.

funniest post i've read in months

>civilisation is literally just confining people to their runt pens where they run the metaphorical hamster wheel to get drained of all resources

Do the top 60% of brits really only have 25,000 pounds of disposable income? That's a bit dire.

In Australia the top 60% have about $75,000

>WTF I BOUGHT THIS HOUSE AND NOW I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE IN IT!?

*hands over £5 for daily starbucks*
*hands over £10 for lunch at poncy cafe*

fuck off

povvo

Eating Focaccia

>tfw you realise due to their dial-up connections australians don't actually post in real time

they have to write java script setups which submit their post requests several hours in advance. Of course this means they need to guess the thread number as well several hours in advance. So whenever you see an australian post it is just pot luck that their random number generator landed in a thread which turned out to be /brit/

loser

This country would fall apart without immigration

The right to life is a spook along with any laws that would be legislated for or against it.

>i have a phone contract

median in the 25k range i think

are you one of those benders?

yeah but you have to live in Australia

it's not fair
i can't stand this hell
you lot have it good on your rainy island

slow
internet

whats the cheapest way to live on your own

Caravan?

it's a bit grim

>hey user my friend thinks you're super hot, what's your number *teehee*
>oh cool, it's 0151-

Isn't the cost of living higher in Australia?

we aren't all complete outcasts who take 3 months to use 20 quid credit

The Irish Experience

Ah yes, I wish I could move to the London for the ... weather ,,, and the ... people

Living in a flat which your rich parents pay for is objectively the cheapest because it costs £0.00.

>i have a phone

bit sad that modern society has made it so that our main focus is entertainment rather than subsistence . the latter always feels more purposeful

Under a bridge

got 1mbps internet lads

i mean if you're not entitled

>i wish i had a bf like you
>everyone thinks we're going out

>leccy

Imagine the utter little drip of a provincial who says this

could bounce your head off the pavement

>In Australia the top 60% have about $75,000
how many are chinks

scouse wanker
would rather live in London than canberra

youtube.com/watch?v=edtWe759KIw

move up north, get a terrace in a "decent" area for £100,000 or so

i have a bundle or whatever you call it
5gb, unlimited texts and 200 minutes for £7.50 a month
except i don't have to keep paying if i lose my phone

Yes you appear to be right! Comes to about 20% across the board. Significant, but I don't think that makes up for the income difference.

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I pay 50 quid a month for my phone (which was brand new last year), 10gb mobile internet, Spotify Premium included and unlimited fibre broadband.

Think it's a pretty decent deal desu.

comfiest lads i know inherited money from their grandmother that they used to buy a flat outright . they work but don't need to bother about shifts or promotion because it's just spending money

Just hanging out

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houseboat

t. live on one. paid £30k for a 4 year old one last year.

*wifes goes in to labour*
>I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE
>Sorry, you appear to be out of credit, to top up, press 1

you still have to pay for power/water council tax etc

very lewd

was temporarily added to the sex offender list for the fourth time for violating the no singles policy at the local cinema lads

Nobody lives in Canberra, while London is your largest city. It'd be more fair to compare like with like so say, Sydney.

pics
what area

...

!!!

pics

I live in Canberra x

pics?

>he has a facebook account
>he has a gmail account
>he has an android phone
>he uses google chrome
not boyfriend material desu

>Thanks for the lovely dinner user, can we get coffee at yours?
>Sure, just step on to my houseboat
>u-uh no thanks, I'll pass

zagreb gets more rain than most of england honey x

maintenance is probably a bit much

nope, doxxable info la
on the Thames. i move about often. currently i'm in west London.

redpill me on canberra

would rather live in London than Sydney or any Australian city. There's literally nothing going on there whatsoever

Are you a public servant? x

>contractcucks ONLY argument is that "i'm too disorganised to top up before i run out of credit"
>"my inability to organise myself means i must pay vast amounts of money over label for the next 18 months"

>a shitty bridge and a load of commie blocks
wow amazing!

don't know why brits try and argue that england is better than australia
australians have it better than Ireland and the UK

>he doesn't want to shag birds to the rhythm of the river

would girls be more likely to shag you if you owned a houseboat?

umm sweetie your rain lasts for months ours just downpours in a single day that's what matters more :)) xoxo

>contractcucks
stopped reading

contracts are for busy wagies


top up is for neets

jesus this looks grim

no one argued this
ill literally move to aus one day

Too hot and too geographically and culturally isolated

absolute retard

Hey we had a terrorist attack once, we're trying to reach London standards

bullshit
no way a pic of your boat from the inside is doxxable

How many of you are pakis? Most I assume

>jealous povvo poortherner is STILL screaming impotently about phone contracts
his credit will run out soon lads, don't worry

I agree that Aussies are materially better off, but personally wouldn't like the endless heat and lack of culture.

More likely than if you didn't own any kind of home

I live in a caravan ama

not a transient just living within my means, simple as

depends what you value in life

are you, what they call, white trash?

wish I was a pikey desu
seems like a comfy life

>sun, water, a bridge and some skyscrapers
>"by god this is horrible!"

hello tinker