Official Champions League Qualifiers thread

17:30 Astana 3-1 Celtic (52 minutes played)
20:45 Maribor vs Beer
20:45 Nice vs Naples
20:45 Rijeka vs Olympiakos
20:45 Seville vs Basaksehir

inb4 leltic lose 7-1

Where is everyone?

Groceries shopping

4-1

LELTIC ABSOLUTELY SHOOK

>SMELLTIC ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CHOKE A 5-0 LEAD

7-1 i believe

Sleeping

Yes

>yfw you realise it wasn't Gerrard who slipped, but Rodgers
>yfw it was Rodgers all along

This is fucking beautiful
I love watching Celtic getting btfo
Motherfuckers deserve it for cucking their club for non-white players

HUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

God Astana why did you have to fuck up so bad in the first leg

>you now remember Roger's first game at Celtic, he lost to a team of taxi drivers from Gibraltar

>All those leltic fans saying they'd be a in the top 6 club in the PL
lol

>celtic are actually going to lose from 6.5-1 up

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Don't worry lads, defending is easy.

No it was definitely Gerard, he's a shit player
Rodgers was just a double curse because livershit will never be worth a damn with anyone even remotely connected to their club being a coach if any kind.
The reason they're doing good now is because Klopp is a good and could make a chink team win the CL if he tried

>klopp
>cup tournaments

Are Celtic just playing their reserves or is this actually their first team getting BTFO?

t. bongistanian who's happy that his country is filled with non-whites and that his football leagues have gone to shit because of it

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>they're doing good now

certainly isn't a reserve line-up

Biton and young CB/DM are playing as the back two. Disastrous decision desu.

Look mate, you are an utter retard, I'd appreciate you saving everyone a lot of time and just shutting the fuck up now. Cheers cunto.

>Implying there is a single league right now that's worth enough of a shit to be an achievement for winning

>celtic would survive in the prem


BWAHAHHAHAHA

DELUDED
SCOTTISH
CUNTS

It seems you don't understand the 5d chess Rodgers is playing here. He's lulling the group opponents into thinking Celtic are crap.

They have a couple of young players on in defence but it's no excuse the defending is a fucking shambles

this can't be happening

>thinking

Scott Brown has been a fraud his entire career.

Celtic are a bunch of chokers, it doesn't matter if they qualify or not, lost all respect

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Guarantee you if Celtic get an English team in the groupw they will beat them in parkhead

Hope it's Liverpool desu.

>Getting BTFO by Goatfucker FC

Just lol dude

How many English teams are even in the Europa League this year?

Based Brenny does it again! Masterclass!

>Multiple cup appearances
>Finished 4th last year
>Winning at all when their entire roster is fucking garbage
You have to be joking
>Utter retard
>For telling the truth
You must be a paki

Ntcham to liverpool when

And that's that

You understand they would have a lot more revenue and thus their team would be a lot better if they were in the PL, right?

8-2 i still believe

Wouldn't know we are going into the cl

2

>borat

FUCKING ARSENAL

fair play to the astana fans for turning up

Kind of drugs are you on? Half the premiership is dune coon oil money buying sprees with no cohesion to speak of. There's a reason every team that's come up from promotion the last 4 years has done well. Celtic despite not being that great would be above the lower half and probably float around 5th/4th
Because how much money Celtic spends or because you legitimately believe Rodgers isn't a worse manager than he was a player?
t. David Alaba
Nah, if they play livershit they will lose

What's your choice of beverage for the day?

I'm sipping some delicious Vanilla Coca-Cola brought to me by The Coca-Cola Company

I'd bet they were encouraged by their president to go watch the game.

Do not reply to me ever again.

Water

traveled half the world to concede 5 goals

>That fucking jock who tried to claim Celtic could beat any of the English CL teams

ayyyy lmao

I'm a Port Vale fan, I've got absolutely no stake in it and I'm telling you they would wreck your shit

IRN BRU

go easy on us lads,we're but a small team

If Rodgers starts McGregor , Ralston bitton or ajer in any of the cl games he should get the sack

He's not wrong though
Just like how I could safely say that Astana could take half the premiership if they can avoid deflecting two goals for their opponents

Mate (tereré).

At parkhead yea they could , Celtic have a great record against English teams at home

Net Champions League finals won (finals won minus finals lost)

Real Madrid 9
Liverpool 3
Milan 3
Nottingham 2
Barcelona 2
Ajax 2
Porto 2
Inter 1
United 1
Feyenoord 1
Aston Villa 1
PSV 1
Red Star 1
Bayern 0
Celtic 0
Hamburg 0
Steaua 0
Marseille 0
Dortmund 0
Chelsea 0
Fiorentina -1
Frankfurt -1
Partizan -1
Panathinaikos -1
Leeds -1
Saint Etienne -1
Mönchengladbach -1
Brugge -1
Malmö -1
Roma -1
Sampdoria -1
Leverkusen -1
Monaco -1
Arsenal -1
Reims -2
Valencia -2
Benfica -3
Atleti -3
Juventus -5

They're utter garbage pal, that defence would get shat on by the top PL teams

>yank port vale fan
Is that you, Robbie Williams?

>the state of Juve

Also how does Real hold up if you take out the shitty early European Cups that weren't even proper tournaments?

Man city couldn't beat them. Plus that defence has two midfielder in it due to injuries.

It's either him or Phil Taylor.

this isnt Celtics best back four but we will wait and see

Man city got fairly got two well earned draws against us last season anyways

The shit ones where only the champions could enter?

No the shit ones where they were essentially invite only and Real Madrid won every single year

>win 4-3
>dont advance

i dont know lads

They'd still be number 1

>Arsenal

remember to breathe out after you breathe in

Already nervous for the game tomorrow

>Wenger is the only manager to have lost finals in all 3 major european competitions

Rogic will be picked ahead of McGregor, the other three will only play if injuries dictate like tonight, three CBs out that would have played ahead of ajer and biton.

>wanting the leaf to keep breathing

I think only the first season was invite-only.

hey i'm currently here

hi, yizak

Go Sevilla, Beer Sheva, Rijeka and Nice

>Rijeka
Fiume

>and Nice
Nizza.

you ready?

>Sneijder and Balo

Wtf I can't root against them now

>Fiume
no

>Rijeka
sorry to disappoint you lad but this year is /ouryear/. Olympiakos will not only make it to the Group stage, they will also make it to the knockouts, unless we get a group with Barcelona and Bayern Munich or something

id only love to stab some of the smug english cunts in this thread

almost, forgot to pick up a few beers so stepping out now

>20:45 Seville vs Basaksehir
I'm watching this.

Can Maribor do it?

a fluke goal from Viler will send us through again

>a Scotchman's answer to getting outsmarted and outthought
>al fookin stab yas

*nwakaeme blocks your path*

>a team with a budget comparable to Bristol City from a country of 5mil qualifies for the Champions League groupstages with an 8-4 victory
>"OMMMG FUCING SCOTSHIT SHITLAND FUKIN JOCKS SO BAD LEAGUEXDDDDDDDDD !!"

The absolute state of the English pakis.

WTF, you're Engl*sh yourself

Horrid miserly heroin addict Scots.