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nice dead poomunity you guys have here

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Who was in the dick thread last night?

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now you can london too

Cup o'soup lads

this does sound good
but I'm a little iffy about paying for unfinished games in general
are the devs on the up and up

deranged bender

everyones at the pub
we'd have invited you but the ladies find you 'creepy'

hate coffee
love dunking biscuits in coffee

simple as

Yes don't feel like you're part of it and are responsible for the content in any way or have to contribute something worthwhile, we just exist to serve you. Just sit back and enjoy. That means no posting btw.

you say this sarcastically but this is genuinely how I see this general

Chivalry
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball

got me a vue cinema unlimited pass lads, only £200/year

Shhh... No posting, remember?

I don't actually have to listen to you, you're just a random person

good post

pretty neat get if I may say so myself

started downloading Mass Effect 1 to do a pragmatic run but cancelled the download
don't need to waste another hundred hours on vidya

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>not enjoying all your media at 2x speed

Get a HOTAS Thrustmaster and get on Elite Dangerous if your machine can handle it. Need more than an hour though.

What other board should we colonise lads? We're big fish in a tiny pond in Sup Forums, I say we expand

not that useful to me then is it

threads on Sup Forums and /r9k/ not enough?

Those are shit

/his/.

Britain has more history than the rest of the world combined.

we should renegotiate the free-trade deal and freedom of movement with /r9k/, really think we get the short end of the stick, I mean how is someone like pakipoo allowed to just come and post here, how does it benefit us?

ah yes, the rorke general
and ah yes, the virgin general

we have a healthy mix of both already

mental how in 20 years ill be in my 40s

got an belter absolute belter of a post to make that will shatter your concept of reality as you know it but am not posting it until this place picks back up

My suggestion? /britv/. Plenty of fairly unique tv for the lads

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we have occasional threads about our less cancerous tv shows, don't think that could sustain a rolling general though

>tfw your dad robbed an anglo yesterday

if he was in lithuania he was probably runt anyway, what did he take?

>tfw no giant gf

brit/diy/ - filled with people confused about hammers, saws and other basic tools mostly asking medical advice.

How are any of the stand up comedians carted out by the Beeb remotely successful

they're all so unfunny

i want to lick her legs

ermm... hello?! where is the bunda?

business idea: different generals for each country in the UK with /brit/ being the central command post

Havana looks very comfy desu

youtube.com/watch?v=5uv5FVJb-iA

gf idea: give up and settle for a twink bf instead

we should establish an outpost on /bant/
/eire/ have a thread there and we don't, embarrassing

great post

lefties and minorities are always unfunny

Grim arse

*does something wacky*

i've been there. its alri.

whats your list of 10 funny comedians?

Went to bed at 12
Didn't sleep till 5/6
Woke up at 12 but kept setting it to snooze for 10 minutes in my semi comatosed state
So been in bed 15 hours

don't think I'd be able to name a single decent right wing comedian if I'm honest

post your arse so we can compare

Another Bollywood movie set in London

*invests*

She's sort of goofy looking and outrageously gorgeous at the same time

I didn't say you were a liar, I said you're fired!

that's because you don't know any

only lefties get anywhere with their careers because jews own the entertainment industry

whats the best train line

northern rail, clitheroe line

west coast main line

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the fact that only a minority actively carry out attacks is irrelevant
its absolutely impossible to differentiate the "good" ones from the bad until they commit said violence, and more than that the rest of the community acts as an incubator and enables these actions.

this is why they have no solutions besides just "living with terrorism" since there are none besides those which treat the community as a body rather than individuals with zero connection (as in Western "society")

just look how perfect that face is

>intense thunder outside
comfy feeling

get gyrating lad
youtube.com/watch?v=udra3Mfw2oo

1. Lenny henry
2. that dumb woman from essex
3. jo brand
4. lee mack
5. that asian bloke with the lazy eye
6. miranda hart
7. that dumb woman from up north who goes on about how fat she is
8. dara o'brien
9. the bloke from outnumbered
10. russell howard

*teleports behind you*

It's sunny outside lad

most of these people that commit terrorism are already know to police and are on watch lists

the only solution is to deport all these people immediately

cheekbones for days

This girl looks very cute, I bet she's going to make someone very happy

almost all BBC people though surely?

>when you get beat at starcraft

East Coast

she produces a lot of saliva when she talks

some of those are genuinely funny desu

NEW British colonial outpost
get in here lads

pakis aren't funny
women aren't funny
lefties aren't funny
normies aren't funny
blacks aren't funny

1. Bob Mortimer
2. Lee Mack
3. Harry Enfield
4. Aisling Bea (my gf)
5. Bill Bailey

rest are shit

normies like whatever they're told to like

emperors new clothes. everyone else is laughing so i better laugh too.

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Ahhhhh yes

Lads I'm trying to find the name of song
It goes like
Badum dum dum
Badum dum duh
Badum duh dum dum dum

Because they stay silent about their politics, otherwise they'll be blacklisted and never heard from again. Whereas lefties often make their show more about politics than comedy, to signal to the bosses that they're safe and righteous.

If there's a comedian who's noncommittal, vague, or evasive about politics, they're probably right wing. Or at least "right wing," ie. not a hysterical SJW lefty.

nope

>If there's a comedian who's noncommittal, vague, or evasive about politics, they're probably right wing.

Name 3 of them

you have to be openly left politics wise to make it anywhere at least in mainstream tv comedy

I think it would be a better solution to publicly execute them, using methods that send them to hell according to their religious beliefs.

right wingers aren't fun-

fucking scientologists again

think we should force them to eat so much bacon their stomachs explode

What am I doing lads? I've completely lost control of my life. Where did my will to live go?

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Yes, literally a perfect example of why right wingers aren't funny

yes that was precisely what i was trying to convey with that post my man.

right wing comedy goes over the heads of most low IQ lefties

>omg i totally have a thing for nerdy guya

you're a joker I'm the joker

why are his nipples lopsided

are steroids required for that physique?