Let's write a movie

once upon a time

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when the patriarchy took hold

niggers

The end.

There was a big fat stinky nigger who was bigger fatter and stinkier than the rest

OR SO WE THOUGHT

LUKE SKYWALKER HAS VANISHED

FADE IN
Morning. Bedroom. The hero, young transsexual person of color wakes up from xis sleep.

THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT

'AYO HOL UP'

Blacked

"Dr. Pavel"

Bane?

For you

Yes, it is me, Bane. I am here to look for Luke Skywalker, but I need a strong POC to aid me in my escape from the... ________

cuck reddit trump sjw

cuck shed

These aren't the big guys you are looking for

CIA, scared:
But they have high ground! how can we defeat them?
TRANSSEXUAL PERSON OF COLOR:
We rebel.

We have a title!

SUDDENLY VUVUZELAS

Suddenly, a voice:
"It is me, your nigger mama. You were having a bad dream, my sweet nigger".

And he was a good friend.

Adolf Hitler enters

Problem Child 2

Donald trump sucker punches Adolf Hitler in his jaw and jumps on the back of a giant bald-headed eagle where he rides off into the sunset

A talking walking cat with a top hat, bowtie and cufflinks comes out of nowhere, greets our protagonist with a mid Atlantic accent "So I hear you like raping kids"

Cut to black

Fade in. Underground Nazi bunker. Day.

Why does he wear the mask?

It would be extremely faithful

The top hat cat teleports into the Nazi bunker

Mark Hamill walks out of a room dressed in a full Nazi uniform, looks right at the camera and mutters "hashtag devastated"

Sounds of whipping

real men in camo with full beards

Mulder, what are doing here?

The top hat cat looks into the camera while fixing his cufflinks, zoom in on right cufflink that has a swatiska.

Biggie Cheese walks in "Yo wassup it's me Biggie Cheese"

IN A WORLD

"Living is dying" explains Morgan Freeman

A naked black man enters.

And leaves

Top hat Cat puts a rope around biggie Cheese, and tells the camera in a mid Atlantic accent, "if you want to catch a rat, you use a piece of cheese, if you want to catch a Jew you use the biggest cheese you can find"

The naked black man bends mark Hamel and top hat cat over a guardrail and proceeds to fuck both silly until they both look into the camera and say "hashtag devastated"

Two naked black men enter.

Biggie Cheese starts rapping "Mr Bombastic"

Biggie Smalls - "Ready to die" starts playing

*SMACKS LIPS*

AIGHT WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT

Top Hat Cat swallows naked black man's dick up his asshole into the machine elve dimension and shits out a quantum diamond sceptor impaling the three naked black men. Enter Pikachu in an SS uniform

FOUR NAKED MEN

SS Pikachu goes up to the 4 naked men and gives them handjobs by psy tethering his thunderbolt to myoeletrically jerk them all off

NAZI BUNKER EXT - DAY
A scientist man appears
"Good news everyone! I've developed a naked black man formula! All naked black men shall cease to exist immediately!"

Scientist grunts and collapses on the ground. Pikachu in SS uniform is standing behind him with a gun pointed at camera. he just shot the scientist. Pikachu grabs the only vial of naked black man formula and starts running

On the run SS Pikachu swallows the vial and becomes fused with every black man on the planet, transforming him into a 1300ft giga-pika-nigga called Darkchu, on a rampage to purge the cosmos. Scene cuts to Top Hat Cat, Mark Hamill and Biggie Cheese in the Nazi bunker

What are we going to do? Mark Hammil asks a confused Top Hat Cat and Biggie Cheese

Suddenly Adolf Hitler wakes up

It was all a dream, said der Fuhrer.

Cant wake up

Save me, said Himmler.

Credits Roll

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Bane?

I know, I know I've let you down

I'm CIA, said CIA

Is everything in place?

"Cuck Shed"

Directed by Max Landis

Featuring a soundtrack by your favorite former one hit wonders Len, All Star, The Barenaked Ladies, Sixpence None the Richer and more!

In select Theaters Valentine's Day 2019 A.D.

lets not turn this rape into a murder, ogaa booga

oh boy I cant wait for the sequel

She said I said he lied, but I said she said he lied. When you said she said I said he said she said you said she said I said he lied, he said, he didn't lie.

BNL are not one hit wonders.