People still unironically hate Armageddon

>people still unironically hate Armageddon
This is pure elite BOURGEOIS snobbery. Armageddon is an ode to the American blue collar worker. It's CINEMA at its most PROLETARIAN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU'RE A POSER TRYING TO BE ELITE

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, LIV

I agree. If this movie was actually about realistic astronauts and NASA jargon, it would have been boring as shit, just like Deep Impact, Gravity, Interstellar, Sunshine, etc.

Armageddon is a movie, not a fucking documentary.

I cried twice to this kino.

>Armageddon is an ode to the blue collar worker
Nobody cares

>Armageddon is an ode to the American blue collar worker
>They literally have blue collars around their necks

It's like poetry!

>Sunshine
>realistic

K I N O

One of the selling points of the movie was how they actually tried to get it to be as scientifically accurate as possible. Even Brian Cox was brought on as a consultant.

AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THANG

It's a criterion release, is anyone still debating how good this, bad boys and the Rock were?

It's post-2000 Bay that starts to suck. Here he was developing his style and it's fun to watch.

harry stamper went to hell for committing suicide

We'll guess what. YOU CAN'T JUMP INTO FUCKING OUTER SPACE WRAPPED IN INSULATION MATERIAL AND EXPECT TO SURVIVE

The guy that played Hannibal in Manhunter? I don't think he's an astronaut.

No, the guy that looks like Cillian Murphy.

Armageddon is an offensively bad movie and should be wiped from this earth. I have a crate of Armageddons which I will bury after I have a gypsy put a curse on them.

I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

>Crate of Armageddons

What a completely random thing to possess.

How many of them have you watched?

Relatively few. The VHS copies all have Aerosmith's 'I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" music video before the feature presentation.

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(You)

I fucking love Armageddon

>falling for the bait
Unless that's a dank countertroll on your part, in which case tooshay

I enjoyed this comment's vocabulary. Well done user.

Sup Forums shifting to edgy commies when?

And I love sucking cock, but you don't see me bragging about it

Affleck asked Bay if it wouldn't be easier to teach astronauts drilling than the other way around. Bay told him to shut the fuck up or he'll be fired.

AMERICAN COMPONENTS RUSSIAN COMPONENTS

ALL MADE IN TAIWAN

I did it once buy only because he was a nice guy. I am not a homosexual.

I fucking believe this. Affleck is such a prissy asshole

>I have a crate of Armageddons

>handrubbing hollywood producers make movies pandering to the biggest demographic there is (the working class) for any reason other than raking as much monies as physically possible

k

>be oilfield worker
>society things you're a low IQ degenerate drug addict
>get made fun of by gasoline guzzling, natural gas furnace heated, diesel transported exotic foodstuff eating urban liberals
>be unemployed since 2014 because oil is $50 a barrel

Is there anything worse than /oilfield/ life?

TIL that when the cast first got their paychecks, Ben Affleck only had $11 to his name. Bruce Willis spent his paycheck on a new car. Affleck spent it on a hot meal

>as scientifically accurate as possible

yeah the sun "shutting down" like that, not to mention reigniting it with a fucking nuclear bomb, totally fucking scientifically accurate

oil workers make a ton of dosh

>society things you're a low IQ degenerate drug addict

literally what? everyone i talk to about it has nothing but respect for oil workers

thats a myth, bro

the oil drillers off coast of cali do

>reverse search shows no results
What the fuck.

Since you seem interested.

This is lot of them, outside of their holding cell. I've only bought pre-owned copies so I don't give this movie any legitimate sales.

christ almighty

Haha gosh dang we're witnessing the birth of a dank new copypasta
Goddamn fuck my ass! Put your peen deep in the hole!

that fag turns up whenever the film is mentioned.

true, he's a real shitposting faggot

This is the the only film that makes me cry. Pure cinema.

I think you just like the movie and can't admit it. This is your unconscious mind telling you to just accept it already.

Coal miners.

Fuck off /leftypol/

> Sunshine
> shit


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