Toronto Blue Jays @ Tampa Bay Rays Official Gamethread

Rowley (1-0 2.61 ERA ) vs Archer (8-7 3.84 ERA)

Will the Jays tease the lifelongers further with Tampa and Minnesota to come only to snuff it out when Boston comes in? Time will tell.

Get in here, or don't. idgaf

AYYYYYY OH KI

meanwhile Liriano still cant throw strikes

>Bautista 3B
>Donaldson SS

memefield

What the fuck that was a bomb

its solo dinger night in da trop

ded thred

ded teams 2bh

correct

dicked

dicksoned

whoa...that one actually hit the ground....wow

Oh boy its gonna be a dinger fest

Is it April yet

its been April all season

theres the old jayskiller

woop there it is

rowley is lousy

Good play by Bautista

he can still do things once in a while

ummmmm what the heck

more umpshow fuck sakes

What the fuck. Another ump with a quick trigger.

wut

And apparently we're supposed to feel sorry these umpires

What are they talking about with shit with umps the past week? I missed something.

Umps have been quick on the trigger for at least a month right now and it is getting annoying.

can the team play under protest because I'm sick of this shit

Umps feel like they're being too harshly criticized this year and were gonna wear special white wristbands as a protest. Apparently they're not doing the wristband thing but they're still pissed and meeting with Manfred about it.

Basically they're being snowflakes.

umps were wearing white wristbands because they said they were being abused to much

What A Heck??????

>get paid 6 figures to be a fat piece of shit and just call balls and strikes
>muh feelings

Hopefully they just fully replace them then. Fuck em.

artificial zones will create more problems

>pitchtrax fucks up half the game, system crashes and dissapears for an inning
>people want this tech to run the game

would be 10-15 minute delays restarting the computers each AB

umps just need to be forced not to be assholes or get fired

they are still a part of the game and should continue to be but being cunts so publicly isnt helping their case

>they are still a part of the game

Not anymore. Bunch of stitch niggers.

if you like 6 hour baseball games you'll love robot umps

>ump bitches
>it ain't me starts playing

Sounds comfy desu

itll be fun waiting for the computers to start up after each crash when a pinch hitter is announced

pillar would have gotten a sombrero tonight anyways, rays know how to bait pitches outside to him unlike the cubbies

zeke the freek

Jesus Christ Montero is slow

zeke is underrated

i can't believed we signed a guy in worse shape than Morales

gogo too

different hitter with sacks occupied

>team is in the hunt for the wild card spot
>still drawing less than the Expos in their final year

When are they going to send this team to Montreal so they fianlly have a decent fanbase?

they will go to the great state of WYOMING

>When are they going to send this team to Montreal so they fianlly have a decent fanbase?
roughly at the same point when i eat pork wings because pigs have learned to fly

The Expos were drawing less than 10k in their final year dude

Theres clearly 7k or less in the stands right now. Paid attendance is probably around 9k, calling it

beer beer beer beer

Looks like it bounced off the fans hand and back into play

gibbyball is in effect

HOO RAY FO DE TORRANO BEISBOL BERDS
EM FAN OF DEMONIC LEON
FUG
L:DDD

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>called strike
>shown as a ball on pitchtrax
>has to be restarted before the pitch can be changed back to a strike

more tech more problems

smoak might get a gold glove

welp thats it for me, work at 6. Maybe the Jays will get swept in both series before more AL rape and tank for a good pick but I'm not holding my breath

nighty night user!